. . . talked on the phone giving direction to her next appointment, and the direction was so bad that you wanted to snatch the phone away from her and give the direction yourself?

I have. . . but I decided not to do it.

(teehee, I said "snatch".)

no,but i have performed oral on my atf while she
talked to her mother on the phone.also i have performed asian oral on another provider while she talked to her neighbor out of her kitchen window.

more pathetic...you cannot get either woman to break a smile by eating her out, but BB is outing his sister...

wow!!!a guy with a alias that can lash out at people.this must make you feel like a tough guy.

your humble terrorist means no offense...

I do not claim to be a tough guy, but a provider instead, in drag...maybe still beat uranus?

We are shocked - SHOCKED - to see your feelings hurt.  Have a drink, you'll get over it.  Send us the bill.

7200 virgins, and no waiting.

if you feel that way,why not loose the alias?

terminal earnestness?

Is that the right answer?

. . . they will always be virgins, and with every stroke she remains a virgin.

Weird.

My provider had to ask me for directions.

Now, as to the question at hand:
I have a one up on all of you:
The provider not only was giving directions to the next John, but was doing so while giving me a blow job.  I kid you not.  This was in the old days of relying only on personal ads in the local "trade" paper.
I suspect that's why her voice sounded a bit garbled when I spoke to her earlier that day.
To make matters worse, she had three different phones all with different numbers, that she answered with different names, so you could end up dialing whom you think is another person ,and end up with her again.  In fact, this happened to me, but when she described the same address, I caught on and no-showed. (The only time I ever no- showed, by the way; but don't feel too bad for her, I doubt she even noticed.)

....while on the phone with my g.f.  HOT.  MA

I like to listen. I live kind of an empty life so get my kicks in strange ways.

. . . by her phone conversations.

Her phone was on vibrate. When we were at play the phone buzzed several times but she didn't pick up. It was when we were chatting that she picked up a few times. When I heard that her next appointment will arrive in 45 minutes, I said "looks like it's time for me to go". I left about 10 minutes later.

No complaints.

I have been engaged in sex with my ATF while she
talked to her mother on her cell phone. I thought
it was kind of funny!

Yeah, it has, more than once.

But I have preferred the time I was buck naked with a provider, and my provider for the next day called to give ME directions.  Did not have to ask the lady I was with to interpret though ...

I had a provider get off of me from the CG position to answer her phone (which had been placed on vibrate, so it wasn't really annoying when it started to "ring").  Obviously, this did not please me.  Since we were getting ready to switch to doggie anyway, I got behind her bent her over, put her in position and entered her doggie style as planned.  She didn't seem to mind and quickly got off the phone.

I have a similar college experience that perhaps one-ups yours because it involved a high school senior and not a working girl.  The girl happened to be the on-again-off-again girlfriend of one of our college aquaintences (couldn't really call him a friend, as you'll soon find out).  She had partied with us before and apparently she had the major hots for my best friend.  One snowy day she shows up at his apartment and lets him know she wants him.  He called me and my brother (telling us to come over) on the phone while this chick was on her knees on the kitchen floor giving him a bj. He told us what she was doing!  Since we lived only a few apartments over in the same complex, it took less than a minute to walk over.  Not really knowing what to expect or believe, we were somewhat surprised to see her still giving a BJ as described earlier, when we walked in.  However, there was one difference. In addition to blowing my friend, she now was on the phone calling one of her girl friends, telling her all about what she was doing and to come over right away.  My best friend apparently had no trouble convincing her to do this, after he had hung up on us and before we could show up.  As funny as it was to see her slobbing the knob while trying to talk on the phone, nothing was as funny as when my best friend looked down at her and said, "She's hot right?  Make sure she's hot!"  Anyway she got off the phone, we all walked over into the den.  We got her undressed, and on all fours on the carpeted den floor.  She continued sucking my best friend's dick, while my brother and I started to finger her a bit.  Then the door to the den opened, and in walks in my best friend's roommate (who was also a friend of ours).  He had been in his bedroom this whole time, and swears to this day that he had no idea that anyone other than his roommate was in the apartment.  Needless to say, the sight of this naked chick (who he knew) down on all fours giving his roommate a bj, while my brother and I were fingering her, almost caused him to faint!  The chick stopped for a moment and told all of us to get undressed.  I was tempted, but my best friend's roommate reminded me that I was in a serious relationship (with my future wife).  He also was practically engaged, so the two of us decided to leave right as the other chick showed up.  She turned out not to be that hot, but my best friend and brother still fucked the two of them after we left.  Remember, these girls were high-school seniors (we were college juniors and seniors) and this took place in the late 80's.  We never fooled around again with these chicks (although we tried to call the one a few times) and we never told our college aquaintence what his on-again-off-again girlfriend had done.  Ironically, he broke up with for good because "she wouldn't put out".  And she had told us during our encounter, that she had never fooled around with him b/c she thought of him "mainly as a friend".

...he's the one who really deserves it.  He's still my best friend, and while this may be the best story that I was a "part" of, it's probably only the 2nd or 3rd best story that involves him and wild chicks.  He's truly one of those guys that you would hate if he wasn't your best friend, b/c of all the luck he has with women.

There was one touring lady I met whose directions combined with the unfamilar city were so bad that there was no way I'd find the hotel on them. Luckily she was bi, and she finally thought to ask me-- "you know where Hooters is?"  I've only visited Hooters 4 times in my life, and all out of town, but for some reason, my brain has mapped exactly where every one of them is.  She said, "Just turn right from there and follow the road till it ends..."

I love bisexual women and how their brains can be partially on the same wavelength.

...I forgot to turn it off, and my best friend kept calling me-- so I thought it may have been important, and I picked it up in the middle of misionary (my client seemed ok with it), and it turns out I was missing the premire episode of our favorite show, family guy, and I was very sad at first-- until I told the guy what it was about, and it was so funny, because he had wanted to watch it too and had forgotten all about the time! so was all ended up watching it together-- taking a 30 min break for on one of the best animated shows ever!

sorry-- had to share that...

Dani