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foreroticreview 17 Reviews 224 reads
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Can't you just hear London saying "sweetie, I could sing better than that from my cunt" to some chick on live TV?

"-)

bobinga1795 reads

While watching T.V. I got to thinking about an alternative career for our favorite Louisiana lady.  I think London Rayne should star in the show "Swamp People".  Just imagine her in the boat with Troy "Chute em in da haid Lonon, Chute em!". Those gators would stand a chance.

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CincinnatiGuy219 reads

Cajun Pawn Stars.

I sure wish she'd tour Cincinnati. :-(

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foreroticreview225 reads

Can't you just hear London saying "sweetie, I could sing better than that from my cunt" to some chick on live TV?

"-)

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saturnsky235 reads

I want to be a trainer on The Biggest Loser.

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London Rayne271 reads

Yep, I can see that about you, Saturn. I was actually certified as a personal trainer at 16, then I just started sticking my finger down my throat and smoking crack bwahahhaha. I am also famous for my papers in college, but I won't be posting the proof for obvious reasons. :)

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London Rayne263 reads

I am actually mocked because everyone thinks Troy is my damn dad...he is not, you fkers bwahhahaa. I have never even been on a Swamp Tour, or crabbing, crawfishing, frogging, or any of that other bs we are known for. I am an INDOOR girl. The closest to me going camping is in a cabin on a lake with my own private bathroom. I called my parents crying when I was in girl scouts, because they wanted us to sleep in a fkin tent, and pee in a hole!! It was horrible!!!

The first time I went to that stupid Jellystone park or however it's spelled, my friend Kim was like, "Oh___, it's like your parent's condo." We got there and it was an A frame house with 3 beds and no bathroom. We had to walk half a mile to shower and then by the time we got back, our makeup was gone. I hooked up with some guys at a gas station who lived in the trailer park, and we crashed there all week lol.

Ok, bluepillman could easily be a "Real Husband Of Orange County" lol.

Edrienne Cole, America's Next Top Model.

hotplants, Kathy Griffin's new assistant, because she is real and brutal, yet fair.

I love you all, but I don't have all damn night here...well, ok I do, but I can't see right now lol.




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London Rayne208 reads

Funny story...

I was at a crawfish boil at my brother's house and was not actually versed on "where" or how crawfish were found. I was like, "Crawfish are in the Ocean, are they not?" My brother was like, "Yea, dumbass they are called Lobster" bwahahaaha.



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StraightCountry172 reads

Damn it.  I love that show and was hoping to meet some of them.  There goes my carefully crafted plan to make an appearance on the show.  hahahahahaha

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StraightCountry152 reads

I'm not sure we would ever make it out into public.  May get too busy in private.  

On the other hand if we did go into public all eyes would be on you and they wouldn't notice me at all.

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EasyTimes212 reads

That's how she gets you in with no cover!!  They are all looking at her and you just walk on by.  hahaha

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StraightCountry170 reads

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London Rayne277 reads

TER is going to get a serious plug from me!!

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RedheadBombshell210 reads

'Cept she might make him cry.  Hmm...yep. Genius!!!

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AlexandraMilw241 reads


See, she thinks her post deter, but in reality a feisty woman is a curiosity to the men.

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AlexandraMilw187 reads

... well if I was a man, probably Sheldon (Big Bang Theory) lol. (Isn't that odd?) ... as a woman> Olivia from SVU. (and you are no H Stern- LR, was just giving ya sh^t). Wouldn't mind being Roseanne, always liked her mouth!

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