Speaking personally, I have spent a LOT more money on hookers than wives. but I have seen literally thousands of hookers over a period of well over forty years, by contrast I only had one wife and that lasted less than five years.
But if you were to ask me which money was the best spent, the answer is obvious, I am STILL seeing hookers and I haven't seen the ex-wife for about 25 years, just how I like it. lol
Of course, a more common (at least around here) take is that they aren't at the gym at all but rather screwing around with an escort. The gym story accounts for being cleanly showered as well.
seeing escorts as cheating. More like going to a doctor or dentist. My SO would beg to differ. A recently divorced buddy of mine met his mistress at the gym. Poor bastard lost everything.
but of course I don't have an SO so except for the occasional SB or hooker who gets territorial, no one can claim I am cheating on them.
People ask me all the time, "isn't seeing a hundred different hookers a year EXPENSIVE?" IMHO seeing a hundred different hookers a year is a hell of a lot CHEAPER than having only two women in your life, a wife and a mistress. As your friend found out that can cost you EVERYTHING, and isn't anywhere near as much fun. lol
I don't have an SO either. Some people, specially females will tell us that we are indeed cheating ourselves. Because this is not real and meaningless. When I heard that the first time back in my youthness, I thought it doesn't matter. I'll just do for a while, in the meantime as a replacement, for fun or whatever. Many years later it's all I know. But now nobody seems to know, care or comment about it. Cheating is also going around the norm to get what you couldn't get normally. I'm a cheater. "I cheat, I lie, I steal" who used to say that? remember?
Once the wife becomes an ex-wife and cleans him out, he'll end up with an ex- mistress as well once she finds out the ex-wife now has all his money and that he's now a broke dick. lol
Doesn't seeing hookers sound cheaper and cheaper once you start comparing it to the alternatives?
I'm a regular gym rat and distance runner (at age 65, no less). Whether I'm in a relationship or not, there is nothing hotter than a fit woman in workout clothes. Period.
seeing a fit woman "out" of her workout clothes is MUCH MUCH hotter.
I think you should be more fucking and less running. I know there is a pretty common saying about "chasing" pussy. I personally like catching pussy much more than just chasing it. lol
and just kidding about the running, I can't reel off six minute miles anymore, but I figure as long as I can keep my 10K's under an hour I am in good enough shape to fuck all night. I know "round" is a shape, but not the shape I want to be in. lol
That makes for an expanded efficiency ratio of around 1000 per cent, or something like that.
If this were applied to the entire economy, we could cut taxes 90% and still pay off the national debt in 10 years, and probably have enough left over to fully fund a government paid health care plan.
Hover bikes for all would also be a distinct possibility.
Speaking personally, I have spent a LOT more money on hookers than wives. but I have seen literally thousands of hookers over a period of well over forty years, by contrast I only had one wife and that lasted less than five years.
But if you were to ask me which money was the best spent, the answer is obvious, I am STILL seeing hookers and I haven't seen the ex-wife for about 25 years, just how I like it. lol
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