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MsLeilaLovely See my TER Reviews 2044 reads
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1 / 55
If your last provider could review you, how would you do?

Did you get to the appointment on time?
Physical appearance?  
Atmosphere?  
Did she cum?  
How was your performance?

I wonder how many 9 & 10 performers there are, If there is any! ;-) lmao

AndrewHamilton 374 reads
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2 / 55
How much did she pay me?

I arrived on time. Meticulously groomed. In a suit and tie. My performance was appropriate to the details in my profile but completely irrelevant.  I was paying her.

jelloman42 10 Reviews 342 reads
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3 / 55
She loved the review I wrote...

...and didn't ask for any corrections...

I was early...I was dressed casually in Dockers and polo shirt...I was witty and charming... I stopped counting after she came 4 or 5 times...

I give myself 10/10...

Now go ask her...

Senator.Blutarsky 360 reads
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4 / 55
Well, she asked if I would move to her city...

I assume that meant I passed muster...lol

sailor66 14 Reviews 301 reads
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5 / 55
My review would read something like this:

On time? - Unfortunately, yes
Physical appearance - fat, hairy belly; needed a shave, needs to be introduced to Listerine.
Atmosphere - Let's get this over with.
Did she cum? - Are you kidding?  
How was your performance?  He tried, but mostly, his efforts produced grunts, strains, belches and farts. Within 5 minutes he was sweating and wheezing, and I was afraid he was going to either stroke out or have a heart attack.  He should have stayed home!

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NoYellowEnvelope 344 reads
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6 / 55
Pretty well I think. But it doesn't matter what I think, right? ;)

Getting to the appointment:  it was a cold, blustery day so I swung by her home to pick her up since she walks a few blocks to her incall. I do that often and she seems to appreciate it.  

Physical appearance:  that's always hard to know for sure when an envelope is involved, but I know this provider quite well and she's always been honest with me.  From what she said during this date and in the past, I think she liked what she saw. I was also squeaky clean and well groomed, as always, which does have benefits in the "YMMV" department as has been discussed in other threads.  

Atmosphere:  it was her incall, so it was under her control but was cozy with great music, lighting, and the fireplace.  

Did she cum:  this is kinda funny.  We kid each other about both being Pleasers, ie each of us loves to please the other.  Usually we both get our Os in, but this time I let her take the session whatever direction she wanted, and rather than helping her cum she asked me to give her a deep tissue massage (which it turned out she really needed) and finish with a foot massage--which seemed to put her into a state of bliss, if not cummimg.  

How was my performance:  this was funny also.  After a great BBBJ with BLS and prostate massage, she finished me off with her hands (she doesn't CIM) and got the oddest "WTF??" look.  I asked her what was wrong, and she said she couldn't believe the amount of my cum.  So I guess I did ok.  :)   She also said I did great on her massage, and she's a long-time LMT.  

 10?  No.  Not a 9 either as she didn't pay for my services.  An 8 at best.

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 308 reads
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7 / 55
eom


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BigPeterJohnson 38 Reviews 276 reads
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8 / 55
depends on which provider you ask

i'm guessing this is an average for what all my regulars and a few of my new friends would say:

10 for arrival on time, but one girl recently would give me a 5, i totally f#ked up and and thought our noon appt was for 1, and arrived 45 min late (folks, the meds i was on for my surgery have been screwing with my memory...don't worry we had a fantastic time once i finally arrived, i'm seeing her again in two weeks, so i must have made an impression)

most providers would give me an 8, maybe 9 for appearance, i'm a old guy (62) but i always arrive in suit and tie, freshly showered, minty breath (swallow some mouthwash right before i knock on the door).  i was not bad looking in my earlier years so i'm not ugly at least.

atmosphere:  probably a 9 or 10, i always bring presents and refreshment.  i've very, very funny and my date and i always have a good time laughing.

did she cum?  here, it depends on the individual provider... the girl i just saw didn't, she almost did, but concentrated on my orgasm instead; one of my atfs says she does, i can't tell if she does or not; a few girls have always said i make them cum, but again i can't tell, it could always be meg ryan in the deli; but i have 3rd party confirmation that i make one  of my other atfs cum all the time (one of my atf buddies expressed jealousy at my review of her when i made her cum; he says she never cums for him; so either she actually cums with me or she likes me so much she makes up the lie only for me.  who knows?)

i like to think that i at least rate an 8, in my heart of hearts i like to think some ladies give me a 9, or maybe a 10 for overall session enjoyment; in reality i'm probably a 7.

but, as someone mentioned above, if they paid me, i'd do a lot better!!

lopaw 29 Reviews 375 reads
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9 / 55
My last one was kinda 'meh'...but on my previous dates I think I did splendidly! -e-


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JakeFromStateFarm 325 reads
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10 / 55
I would get a 10/10

1) On time.
2) Full donation.
3) Gave her numerous Os.
4) I am clearly a 10 in appearance.  See below

jelloman42 10 Reviews 248 reads
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11 / 55
Re: eom

'nuff said...

Dr Who revived 251 reads
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12 / 55
Are those khaki's?

Posted By: JakeFromStateFarm
1) On time.  
 2) Full donation.  
 3) Gave her numerous Os.  
 4) I am clearly a 10 in appearance.  See below.  
 

jelloman42 10 Reviews 190 reads
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13 / 55
Is it bigger on the inside?...eom


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JakeFromStateFarm 338 reads
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14 / 55
Uhhhhhhhh........


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Sexy Carolina See my TER Reviews 232 reads
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15 / 55
If they are flat front khakis I give a 10

Pleated khakis are not once in a million
They are more like 7s

Sexy Carolina See my TER Reviews 329 reads
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16 / 55
If she asked if You would move to her city...

It must be because you could cut the mustard!

Duplicitouslust 24 Reviews 248 reads
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17 / 55
Jim Harbaugh

So Carolina, if Jim Harbaugh wears his Khakis would he get preferential treatment from you since your a big fan of Khakis?  Also would he immediately qualify for the Acc experience that you offer since you are a former youth coach and a major sports fan?

Sexy Carolina See my TER Reviews 321 reads
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18 / 55
The great Jim Harbaugh is not my choice for Khaki Lackey

I prefer no khakis
I like blue jeans 501 button down
Or I like dress slacks
I'm from Chicago originally
I'll give the ACC experience to any up from any conference
Especially a Carolina Game Coc

mrfisher 115 Reviews 320 reads
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19 / 55
There's a saying that could apply here....

Talk to the hand.

8o)

Cardinal_Richelieu 2 Reviews 322 reads
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20 / 55
No false modesty here

She not only would give me a 10/10, but she would also refuse my money, propose marriage, and buy me a car.

Zak0326 33 Reviews 287 reads
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21 / 55
10

I'm a ten in all aspects. Dream client great lay and amazing personality which you all love.  

Posted By: MsLeilaLovely
Did you get to the appointment on time?  
 Physical appearance?  
 Atmosphere?  
 Did she cum?  
 How was your performance?  
   
 I wonder how many 9 & 10 performers there are, If there is any! ;-) lmao

TennGambler 20 Reviews 269 reads
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22 / 55
Tipped her 10% of her fee

She was very good and the session was great, so I gave her 10% of her 900 fee as a tip and she needed a shower afterwards.

So you tell me, what do I get for performance?  7? 8? 9? 10?
Appearance: Decent looking 56 y/o guy I guess, probably 7

Greenbacks2 31 Reviews 304 reads
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23 / 55
She was on time and

HOT !  
I gave her a great review. And she loves to  fuck and be fucked hard, she came to many time to count.  
We went over by a couple of hours, I asked her if it was ok with that, and she said only if I fuck her again! So I did.  
Great time.    She is now my ATF.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 331 reads
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24 / 55
He looked better than his pictures. LOL e



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innyc77 29 Reviews 338 reads
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25 / 55
some providers are hard to read...

...so i'd have to assume.  

1. i'm pretty much on time, but this being nyc, there have been a few instances in which i ran a bit late. i communicated that to them and did not ask for them to extend our time as a result of my tardiness. again, these were exceptions, not the rule.  

2. i take pride in my appearance. clean shaven (face and elsewhere), freshly showered, dressed to impress. i think i'm reasonably good looking, but not being a spring chicken anymore, i'm hoping my age is not a turn off.  

3. re: atmosphere; i try to make people as comfortable as possible. i try to be socially engaging and naturally pace the conversation. jumping straight into bed is not nearly as much fun as allowing nature to take its course.  

4. did she cum? i damn sure try to see to it that she does. at least once (if not more). i'm naturally giving in bed, and i know for a lot of providers that really isn't the order of the day. daty is an absolute must for me. if i'm going to expect to do it, the least i can do is be good at it. :-)

5. re: my performance; i try my best to be giving, attentive and allow things to flow naturally over the course of the session. i'd say this approach has worked out well for me as i've had far more good experiences than bad ones.  

i couldn't begin to guess what my out-of-10 rating would be. maybe a provider i've seen is reading this and won't mind shedding some light on it. i don't mind honesty (even on the board). my referrals are in my profile anyway so i feel fairly confident.

Senator.Blutarsky 222 reads
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26 / 55
You have me confused with mrfisher...

There was no food stuffs involved... 😎

impposter 49 Reviews 250 reads
posted
27 / 55
I had to remind her

I was on time, neat and clean; relaxed, tender, quiet atmosphere, etc.  

I had a great time and I wanted to find out how she would rate me, so I contacted her. She thanked me for getting in touch to ask because she was confused and couldn't remember where the extra benjamins came from.  

She thought I was a no-show.  

;-

mrblond68 4 Reviews 239 reads
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28 / 55
I kept it real

Showed up on time, looked good, set up a nice atmosphere, OH SHE CAME LIKE A RIVER! My performance was worthy of all awards known to humanity. 10+ If you want to find out for sure, you can pay me.

MiMi See my TER Reviews 199 reads
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29 / 55
What - no details?!

C'mon, lopaw.  Dish on the "kinda meh".

CorbinCandor 293 reads
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30 / 55
I hope DebbieNoonerGirl would agree with this…

..or any other provider for that matter; which is: If you know what it’s like to be a human being, sincerely trying to do the correct thing with and for the other, then you maybe you can have something nice to say about him? (But is there such thing as a 9 or 10 for sincerity?

mojojo 1 Reviews 289 reads
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31 / 55
Of course I'd be a 10/10.

On time. Never been late to a session.

I always come showered, shaved, mouthwashed to the hilt, with a smile on my face. I love to laugh. Since I'm quite active, I'm fairly fit.  

My smile is my atmosphere. As is my perfect envelope.  

When she came, she told me she loved me. I kid you not. It must have been a good one, because it just slipped out. It was cool because I understood that it was a sex I love you, not a real I love you. Oh, and as I was walking out the door, as she was there naked on her bed, she asked if I could hit her with one more daty cum. How could I say no to that?  

Aw performance. My performance has been tailing off recently. I got it up and all that for my last session. But because of my declining performance, I've been hesitating. I'm wondering if the party is over

Adrienne Baptiste See my TER Reviews 222 reads
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32 / 55
I would never write an essay where I admitted that a client indulged in something . . . illegal.

I don't kiss and tell.  

Posted By: MsLeilaLovely
Did you get to the appointment on time?  
 Physical appearance?  
 Atmosphere?  
 Did she cum?  
 How was your performance?  
   
 I wonder how many 9 & 10 performers there are, If there is any! ;-) lmao

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 199 reads
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33 / 55
Phone sex ez 10/10 ... just don't call me. You get 0/0 e


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nothrofboston 24 Reviews 258 reads
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34 / 55
Re: If they are flat front khakis I give a 10

I have 10+ designer suits from when I wore a suit to work everyday.  
Just perfect ... except for the pleats ...lol. They don't get any respect ... even the Salvation Army wouldn't accept them as a donation. wtf

Do you do tailoring ... in addition to your milking services of course

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 150 reads
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35 / 55
Guessing you gave yourself a 10/10 ....

but if you didn't, I'd take back the donation.  

there was a saying for that too ... beat the check

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 164 reads
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36 / 55
Being a Blue Devil ...

we're you rooting for 'Nova the other night ....  

I'll remember to bring an XL blue condom ....  
now that's a blue devil

Sexy Carolina See my TER Reviews 283 reads
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37 / 55
you better believe I was, I have never been more excited to see a team lose

It was almost as thrilling g as winning the NCAA championship last year
UNC received their just desserts
More to come I hope

Posted By: nothrofboston
we're you rooting for 'Nova the other night ....  
   
 I'll remember to bring an XL blue condom ....  
 now that's a blue devil

Sexy Carolina See my TER Reviews 220 reads
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38 / 55
I am Taylor Maid lol eom


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RiverJReaves 178 reads
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39 / 55
Re: How much did she pay me?

Considering the intimate nature, as well as illegalities and safety issues, not as irrelevant as you might like to believe.  

In a sense we do review you when we give a yay or nay in giving references.

vantheman666 11 Reviews 306 reads
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40 / 55
This might throw a few people off, but here goes.

I got to the appointment 10 minutes early, which pissed her off because she needed 10 minutes to get ready.  I told her, no problem, I'll wait in my car for 10 minutes.  Problem solved.

I was showered and trimmed; both goatee and pubes.  I understand that most women find me at least somewhat attractive, so that's a plus for all involved.

Atmosphere?  I didn't control it.

Yes, she got to cum.  In my mouth.

As for performance...she seemed to enjoy the blowjob, and I let her pound my ass for quite a few minutes, even though it kind of hurt.  She seemed happy afterwards, and was more interested in making out than letting me out the door.

I suppose it would have rated an 8 or a 9.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 302 reads
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41 / 55
Not sure on the looks score since I had my eyes shut, but definitely on the performance. eom


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nothrofboston 24 Reviews 207 reads
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42 / 55
For looks, you only have to rate your hand ... eom

Posted By: mrfisher
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nothrofboston 24 Reviews 227 reads
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43 / 55
For looks, you only have to rate your hand ... eom

Posted By: mrfisher
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sdottaylor 19 Reviews 176 reads
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44 / 55
Reviews

I arrived on time, freshly groomed, though I did freshen up because she requested it. She hosted. If you want a number and explicit details, You're gonna have to sign up for VIP....

Posted By: MsLeilaLovely
Did you get to the appointment on time?  
 Physical appearance?  
 Atmosphere?  
 Did she cum?  
 How was your performance?  
   
 I wonder how many 9 & 10 performers there are, If there is any! ;-) lmao

DT_lover 188 Reviews 326 reads
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45 / 55
Biggest, hardest, longest lasting dick I've ever seen.

He was easy to screen and book because of P411.  He confirmed by email the night before and then again by text about an hour before the appointment.  He sent a text from the hotel parking lot and I replied with the room number.

He knocked lightly on the door and I let him in.  Offered him a kiss which he enjoyed while he grabbed my ass for several minutes. He requested the shower which he did not really need.  Handed him a towel and let him do his thing.  One minute later he's out and drying off on his way to the bed. WTF?  .  His dick has tripled in size since before the shower and so stiff he could hang his towel on it.

I resume kissing which he seems to enjoy and work my way down his body.  His hands are all over my ass, guess he likes the feel.  I ask what he likes and he says BBBJ.  Start to lick and BBBJ.  He responds well with moans of pleasure.  This should not last long.  He's lasted a lot longer than I expected, and likes different positions.  He asked to go to the mirror which we did.  This guy like to see a woman's ass from all angles.  Now he's asking for deepthroat which I thought I was already doing.  My throat is getting tired honey.  Have you ever swallowed a 16oz coke bottle?

He seemed to notice my throat was getting tired and asked me to ride him.  Did CG, reverseCG, then a variety of positions with me on my back.  Once I had my air he wanted to go back to BBBJ/DT to finish.  Okay honey, times almost up.

Took him as deep as I could and he moaned with pleasure.  He asked me to play with balls at the same time, which I did. He's moaning and moaning but still not cumming.  WTF?  Carry on like the trooper I am until he finally shoots his load.  This guy's a screamer, and what a huge load.  Good thing he did not complain when I spit, never could have swallowed that.

He lays there for a while having spasms, then gets dressed and leaves with a big smile.  Offered him a kiss on the way out which he enjoyed but he said he had to hurry.

Looks: Typical 50yo, but with full head of hair
Dick size: 10+
Load size:  10+
Endurance  10+
Comment:  This guy knows exactly what he wants.

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lester_prairie 12 Reviews 192 reads
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46 / 55
ha ha

Did she cum?  Okay, I know I am old and jaded.  But really.  I read these TER reviews where the guy gets her to cum not once, not twice, not even three times, but four, five or six times.  Yeah, I'm buying it. :-)  They ought to have Oscars in this business

Demcc3 27 Reviews 190 reads
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47 / 55
my review (7/8)

Looks 7 (6' 2" 225 baby fat, clean shaven, slightly balding and neatly trimmed down south)  Performance:8
Dfk was fantastic, nice hands dont stop wandering, exploring everywhere. Oral skills are very good, came twice during DATY with trembling at 2nd O.  After DATY we laid on bed for a few to catch our breaths, more DFK and exploring.  Time for some BBBJ action.  She got me rock hard in seconds.  We played at most positions and after she had a couple more O's (doggy and Mish).  I could see one was another big one because from the dim light in the room her juices were glistening down her leg.  I helped her clean up and she did the same to me.  We chatted and more DFK and then I was on my way.
Apparently she'll repeat.  She already asked me if I can see her next weekend.

Sorry, I didnt know how much detail you wanted lol
D

DeClemente 48 Reviews 138 reads
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48 / 55
How would I be reviewed based on my last encounter?

She would say:

Did he get to the appointment on time?
He was early, but I was held up in traffic. To be fair, 24 hours earlier, he told me he wanted to try a different hotel than our usual outcall spot. I knew both hotels though. I got there 10 minutes late.

His physical appearance?
Freshly showered, well groomed, naked when I arrived.

Atmosphere?
Cramped, no ambiance. He cheaped out on getting a crummy room.

Did I (the provider) cum?
Yes, twice. I made sure that I did. I'm not there to waste my time.

How was his performance?
A beast. I thought he'd never cum, never stop fucking me, and I loved it.  We went into overtime without realizing it, and I was late getting to the next thing I was supposed to do after it (don't worry, it wasn't another session, it was real-life related and it was easily rescheduled by a phone call.)

Black--Panther 131 reads
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49 / 55
Thread Revival

I'm not big on digging up old threads, but this is pretty good.

[B}Did I get to appointment on time: Yes
Physical Appearance: Probably better description as a customer; clean, showered, groomed, and dressed well. In that case, yes.
"Physical Appearance":  I had my wallet, paid in full with Benjamins, and tipped. So Physical appearance a 10.
Atmosphere: I wasn't drunk, high, not a smoker, and in a good mood. So "atmosphere" was great.
Did she cum: Irrelevant. Did I slap her around or beat her, no. So "yes" she "came"
How was your performance: I came, so it was perfect.[/B]
Posted By: MsLeilaLovely

Did you get to the appointment on time?  
 Physical appearance?  
 Atmosphere?  
 Did she cum?  
 How was your performance?  
   
 I wonder how many 9 & 10 performers there are, If there is any! ;-) lmao

QueenBia See my TER Reviews 78 reads
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50 / 55
Love this post! eom


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Hpygolky 233 Reviews 92 reads
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51 / 55
Oldie but goodie post, this is one I can get into

Did you get to the appointment on time? Always on time, so a 10
Physical appearance?  Great looking and in shape for an old guy, another 10
Atmosphere?  Romantic and seductive, chalk up another 10
Did she cum?  Well, she said so but then again...but fuck it, another 10
How was your performance? Shit, energizer bunny ain't got shit on me, lit her up like a pinball machine, Need I say a 10
So my score, drum roll por favor....10/10....book him Danno

STOLGUY 24 Reviews 74 reads
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52 / 55
I would probably get a.....

"he just laid there” or a  
“barely worth the effort"

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 72 reads
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53 / 55
Like some ladies, I have . . . .

A no-review policy for myself, so I won't answer this question.  

RandyJ1000 1 Reviews 92 reads
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54 / 55
Is this question...

An effing joke!? Providers aren’t looking for anything other than BANK! Want to impress a professional companion? Open your wallet! Good grief!!!

J0e_Fella 35 Reviews 149 reads
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55 / 55
My date would...

...for my reference as follow:

The gentleman is always spot on time and neatly placed the bills all in the same direction when first arrive. 10/10.
A sassy executive always knows what he wants and charming as hell. 9.5/10.
Always has newly pressed bedsheets and crispy ironed pillowed case, along with lid wax scented candle lights throughout his place. 10/10.
He is a selfish lover but will enthusiastically circle his moist tongue DATY if I summer fresh. A terrific kisser. 8.5/10
He is not a marathon man but knows when to sprint to a finish line. Never go over the clock. 10/10.
Extra notes: do not wear flip-flops or answer the phone during the session with him.

Wanna find out yourself?! :)
Posted By: MsLeilaLovely

Did you get to the appointment on time?  
 Physical appearance?  
 Atmosphere?  
 Did she cum?  
 How was your performance?  
   
 I wonder how many 9 & 10 performers there are, If there is any! ;-) lmao

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