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thefoozler 15 Reviews 176 reads
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So if you're looking for a provider in Vegas, she could work out for you.  She told me that she has played on many of the local courses with her clients.  This came up in a conversation I had with her in my room at the Wynn, as we were admiring the waterfall at the Wynn course (among other things - LOL).

This afforded me with the perfect response to everyone who asked me if I had a great time on my Vegas trip ............... "Hell yeah, I even got a hole in one at the Wynn!" I mean, c'mon now, looking at the course while doing it ......... that should count ......... right? LOL

SHARKMAN1094 reads

Greetings, I have been a TER member for awhile but have not posted.  I was wondering if any ladies play golf?  I like to play golf and prefer longer encounters like weekends.  Do any of you play, when I say play, have you played more than 20 rounds?

Thanks
Sharkman

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EdrienneCole403 reads

... Inverness, Red Hawk Ridge, Castle Pines, Indian Wells, Indian Canyons, Rancho Las Palmas, Camelback, Ocotillo, Dove Valley.

I still can't drive worth a damn but my short game's not bad.  Even so, I still think I look better in the clothes than I play... but if it's a low stress, non-competitive round focused more on enjoying the company and the scenery, I'm your girl!  ;-)

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Hirogen286 reads

for me to take up that game.
I can get us in at Hillcrest CC for free.
You can fuck me in the golf cart. Wouldn't that be fun? I know that you will be dripping at the thought of that ;)

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MP67258 reads

WTF would possess you to talk to a lady like that infront of everyone?

WTF you two talk about in private is just that. But even *I* have standards, morals and respect, and I wouldn't flat out tell a lady she could fuck me in a golf cart infront of everyone. Even if she accepted.

WTF is wrong with you?

And you know what else sucks ass? Is that you 'brag' you can get there for free!

What? Are you a fucking caddy?

Let me guess. Your real name is Carl Spackler and you've been growing this hybrid....

'Cinderella story. Assistant greenskeeper, here at Augusta. Looks like he's got about a five iron....'

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hiddenhills189 reads

I am familiar with Hillcrest CC, the youngest member is probably 80 years old. He'd probably want to take her to Nate n Al's afterwards for a corn beef on rye.

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Notanyhelp274 reads

If I were a provider I would charge extra for such a service. As it would seem silly, isn't golf an activity to escape from women(usually a SO) same as hobbying. Wouldn't a provider on the green be a bit of a distraction? When I'm with a lady there are only three holes I have in mind.

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niamoretoronto185 reads

Nonanyhelp...I think that name is very appropriate.  Though you did succeed at giving me a good laugh.

Related Link: http://niamoretoronto.com

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thefoozler150 reads

I once told a provider that she should "putt out" on a green ............. but she thought I meant "put out" ............ so, yeah, that was a major distraction. LOL  Great fun, but the course marshal put us on the clock!

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If I were a provider I would charge extra for such a service. As it would seem silly, isn't golf an activity to escape from women(usually a SO) same as hobbying. Wouldn't a provider on the green be a bit of a distraction? When I'm with a lady there are only three holes I have in mind.

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martythewall205 reads

jessica Rabbit if I rember right

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STPhomer388 reads

Not only will she give you a great game she will absolutely  clean your balls.   Really...not only is she a great provider...delightful companion...etc...she really enjoys and is quite good at the game.

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thefoozler177 reads

So if you're looking for a provider in Vegas, she could work out for you.  She told me that she has played on many of the local courses with her clients.  This came up in a conversation I had with her in my room at the Wynn, as we were admiring the waterfall at the Wynn course (among other things - LOL).

This afforded me with the perfect response to everyone who asked me if I had a great time on my Vegas trip ............... "Hell yeah, I even got a hole in one at the Wynn!" I mean, c'mon now, looking at the course while doing it ......... that should count ......... right? LOL

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