Some personal messages to some wonderful TER personalities...

I was too lazy to send out these messages individually, so I thought I would post them here.

To the gentleman that I fell asleep with, completely sideways in the bed, wrapped in your arms, with every single light on, I cant wait to see you in April.

To my wonderful date who spilled a strawberry Margarita all down his white shirt, after I spilled mine all over myself.  There is a gift with your name on it at your favorite men's clothing store B..h..d..r's in your home city.  I thought this would be a fun for you to get the message that you had a present awaiting you.

To the gentleman that thinks my hometown vet may be in love with me... and whom I cant wait to see in a pair of glittery purple tango pants, your Corona with lime awaits you.

There's a very manly man out there, who thinks I smell absolutely wonderful.  Upon our departure from each other, I gave you a make up sponge that I had doused with my scent.  It made you cry, but in a good way of course.  You carried it around with you for weeks.  You could never figure out what the name of it was.  Its been over a year now, and I am prepared to reveal its name.  P.S.  You introduced me to the sport, that sounds like a T-Rex is coming through your living room.  A very manly sport indeed.

There is a provider out there whom I have tremendous, and I do mean TREMENDOUS, respect for.  Her opinion "IS" the Holy Grail that I value above all others.  I miss you more than you know.

There is another provider out there, who cracks me up and makes my ribs hurt with laughter.  She dresses men in ballerina tutus, and defended our country in the military.  I love you girl.

All of you, would you please contact me.

Sincerely,

Jaycee