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I've sampled every color of the rainbow - I'm a freaking leprechaun!
LuckyIrishPrick 6 Reviews 235 reads
posted
2 / 22

Dude, you're willing to french kiss her dookie chute, and you're worried about ass acne? Suppose the next one farts on your tongue - you won't even remember the pimples.

I suppose in theory, they could wash their ass with Noxzema or wear one of those green masks on their booty - but I can't even picture that.

I don't think I've ever met a woman without some sort of blemish on her skin. Pimples can pop up anywhere, arms, legs, shoulders, back, anywhere. Ingrown hairs...ouch - since they shave basically everywhere, that happens all the time. Tends to leave a mark. Birthmarks, blotches, curling iron burns, scars from when she fell off her bike as a kid. Who gives a fuck?

If you're looking for someone perfect, and I mean absolutely flawless, I can tell you exactly where you'll find her...in your fucking dreams.

     

DoggieStud 1127 reads
posted
3 / 22

I've seen two provider who are 10 in every way - nice perky boobs, amply shaped butt, coke shape firm body, nice face, toned legs/hamstrings, nice shoulder, tone arms ... then when I lick their butt and pussy from behind in doggie position, I see a lot of butt pimples on what I thought was the perfect ass.  Because of that, I take their appearance rating a notch down.  LOL.  

What's with the butt pimples?  Can't providers put an acne cream on it ?  
Honestly, what's the best remedy, so I can tell them ?  

CaseySterling See my TER Reviews 254 reads
posted
4 / 22

They usually occur from sweat buildup(which we get a lot of with you guys.) I always make sure to wash down there extra good since they are very unflattering. But if you notice, even porn stars have butt pimples! No one's perfect!

Now if she has more than 3,pussy filled lumps then yes please bring her appearance down a notch. But 1 little pimple shouldn't equal to an 8 instead of a 10. Maybe it's her off day! I know I have a week during the month were my face does breakout and I'm not my best.

sweetamanda See my TER Reviews 180 reads
posted
6 / 22
Radcow 180 reads
posted
7 / 22

It's not VD dude. Get over yourself and stay at home if you can't get past other people's flaws. I bet if she looked, she'd see your shit-stained undies and just about vomit.

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Radcow 153 reads
posted
8 / 22
AsianAficionado 134 reads
posted
9 / 22

"I don't think I've ever met a woman without some sort of blemish on her skin."
"If you're looking for someone perfect, and I mean absolutely flawless, I can tell you exactly where you'll find her...in your fucking dreams."

 Try some Asian providers and you will find,
 It was only in your mind.
 
      In the meantime
       Sweet dreams
 
 

Fair_Use 29 Reviews 164 reads
posted
10 / 22

Tender kisses sprinkled loving about the inflect area — just little petiters lightly administered.

lungman 10 Reviews 132 reads
posted
11 / 22

No butt pimples on my ladies,just silky smooth,beautiful flesh!

LuckyIrishPrick 6 Reviews 115 reads
posted
12 / 22

Nothing so different about Asians. If you look at anyone close enough you will find flaws.

I guess my point was this - if you go looking for what's wrong with somebody, you will always find it. If you go seeking what's good about someone, you will always find that too. Focusing on the latter leads to less disappointment.

Stuff that in a fortune cookie.

Little Phil 127 reads
posted
13 / 22

I recently bumped into an old friend that had a fairly fresh curling iron burn on her boob.  I'm thinking it was past the hurting stage because she was focused on the look of it.  I tried to really look at it to be able to give her the sympathy she deserved, but lets face it, it was on a wonderful boob.  I'm just not that strong.  I'll admit it, I was looking at both boobs!  Oh, and her face and when she turned around, I looked at her ass.  I checked high & low, but couldn't find a single flaw.

Oh wait, I take it back.  There was one flaw, but it was my bad.  My schedule didn't allow me to stay all day.  So what was the topic again?  Butt pimples?  Yeah, ok.  Whatever.

DoggieStud 168 reads
posted
14 / 22

I'm not a perfectionist at all.
I just saw what I believe was more than 10 butt pimps on the last beautiful lady I saw. LOL.
I just don't know if there's a remedy to lessen it.  
Hell, my ATF has roscacea on her face and I bought a facial aloe cream for her that worked.

Indi_Ana_Jones 128 reads
posted
16 / 22
crimsonlass 124 reads
posted
17 / 22

for those of us women who shave down there this does happen....whereas I do not play on the weekend, on monday morning when I shave my pussy and ass to be nice and smooooove lol the appearance is blemish free...then I have sex with a man who is not shaven...perhaps he has a bit of stubble on his face when he goes down on me...then POOF it is like fricken magic...I go to take a shower after our session and I have friction burn...these things often cannot be helped...it isn't acne though lmao...I mean how many women have perfectly clear skin except for their ass????????????

lungman 10 Reviews 120 reads
posted
18 / 22

Hey,ya wanna make some butt pimples????,,LOL!!!

crimsonlass 127 reads
posted
19 / 22
lungman 10 Reviews 127 reads
posted
20 / 22

Ok,,let the "Stubble Growth",begin!!!!,,,LOL!

literbike 104 reads
posted
21 / 22

And not for $$$ either..try in the thousands.

Little Phil 116 reads
posted
22 / 22

Or perhaps that was just an image in the mirror.  Sadly, my flight is going in the wrong direction, or I'd put some cream on that burn.  The fact that it's healed won't slow me down a bit.  :)

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