Just curious if anyone here has played any practical jokes or played any gags with customers or providers. I had an idea for a little bit of humor for my next visit, but I'm not sure about her sense of humor, so I'll probably not do it.
I've noticed that with a couple of providers, even when just joking around. I asked one if she'd ever been serenaded by a guy. She said no, and I said, "well, then. Next time I'll bring my accordion." I think the joke was too dry for her, as it didn't register.
She bit my dick during BBBJ. It really hurt even tho she claimed she didn't bite all that hard. She didn't realize how sensitive a guys dick is and she just kept laughing.
So I pinched her nose during BBBJ and she complained she couldn't breath lol
Bite your dick (off) when you pinched her nose shut. A woman who has your dick in her mouth is not to be offended, picked on, bothered or anything else...
But I don't think a session is the time or place for a gag. It's serious business when you come right down to it.
The biggest gag I pulled was on my inamorata on our first date. I arranged for a horse and carriage to bring us back to the hotel from our restaurant. She did not know this. She went outside to wait for me as I settled the bill, and when I got there she was petting the horse and wondering what lucky couple was going to be taking the carriage home.
I said, hey, let commandeer the hack and take it back, and I pretended that I overheard the couple in the restaurant and got their name. So she thought I was some kind of nut, but I think she saw through it, but who knows, she played along which was fun.
In any case, I do my hijinks on the boards when I'm in the mood.
And thanks for the new word! (well, new to me...) You know these back-woods people rarely teach me anything new or cultured (mostly the reverse actually...) "My inamorato" has such a nice ring to it! Glad I googled inamorata.... Thankyou, as always, Mr.Fisher, you are the head of the class (with endless class!)
Once took a lovely lady shopping at Victoria's Secret and let her pick out some sexy lingerie.
Came back to my house and she retired to the bathroom to change. She had been there with me several times before, and (I thought) was quite comfortable with me. She also had shown me a great sense of humor.
So, while she was changing, I thought it would be fun to slip into my Halloween costume!
She came out, all sexy, warm and giggly, anxious to show me her new stuff. My little gag managed to scare the shit out of her.
She was a trooper that night - but I felt like a complete jerk - and her sexy, warm, and giggly mood was shot.
I still like to tease and joke. But practical jokes and gags ...?
It is so hard to believe that you have been having bad luck in you hobbying adventures, as you seem to constantly bemoan?... Then you write something like this.
To put it mildly, I would say that you just don't approach these things as business transactions.
Is there any place for humor? Yes, if you've got discretion and common sense...
Posted By: 89Springer
Just curious if anyone here has played any practical jokes or played any gags with customers or providers. I had an idea for a little bit of humor for my next visit, but I'm not sure about her sense of humor, so I'll probably not do it.
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