What is the most odd thing that you have heard during a date?

Here are my favorites:

1.  My ex-husband saw me in a NV brothel line-up.
2.  Do you have any kids? (literally as she was on top of me and I was about to enter her)

Both from the same lady, who a) was so automatic in her fakey porn voice that she started oohing and ahhing when I simply touched her leg, b) nearly teared up when I told her she had pretty eyes, and c) threw a paper towel at me to clean up afterwards and then asked me to write her a review.

Really weird.

I had seen her three or four times over the course of a year. I liked her - was into giving her good BFE instead of just sport-fucking her. She seemed to like me as well..... (of course I'm player enough to take that with a grain of salt lol)

I can be a vile seducer when I want to be lol. In this case I was rubbing her back while she lay next to me after round 1, whispering to her how beatiful she was, kissing her back and shoulders.

well!  She tore herself away from me, ran into the bathroom, and locked the door, her sobs plainly evident.... wtf?

I waited a while without being intrusive, just asked if she was okay (alright I know that's lame but I had no idea what to say or do...)

Finally I started to dress to leave. I guess she could hear what I was doing and asked me not to get dressed, not to leave. Okay, I assured her that I would not. But she was obviously not coming out of that bathroom anytime soon.

After another half hour or so I started to get dressed again. I was getting very lonely and had no clue as to wtf to do. She plaintively asked me again not to leave. By now I was really wondering what I had gotten myself into....

I asked her if I could get her some starbucks or something, just really needing to get out of there and decide later whether to come back or not. Yeah, I know I'm a bad man....  so I got dressed and walked a couple of blocks to get my usual, decided what the hell I'd get hers as well. Had a cell phone call from her about that time wanting to make sure I was going to come back.

I got back alright and we never got to the starbucks. That woman put it on my as has rarely happened in my lilfe. All night with perhaps three hours of snoozing (which was unplanned and uncompensated).

Breakfast? Fuck no - we went at it til early afternoon.

I offered compensation and she rejected it.

After a passionate good-bye she asked me never to contact her again unless I heard from her first.

That was a couple of months ago and I have not heard, don't expect to.  But I would not mind.....

This was in a galaxy far away a long, long time ago when I was just a stripling; and no, I did not repeat.

(She was pretty cute, though.)

I wear YOUR favorite pair of panties???

Let me be clear. I don't have many boundries but I have a few.. My favorite pair are mine. Feel free to bring your own...

My other.. favorite one.

Are you married?

No, But would it really matter?

I had a client who during his entire visit, quoted versus in the bible and talked about god and our sins....( I could not do the deed. I actually gave his money back and sent him home)

One girl wanted to know all the girls i've seen before. Why i liked them. Then proceeded to share with me the NAMES of her recent clients. WHOA doggie.

Another asked me; "Why don't you introduce me to your kids someday"? Yeah OK. LMAO

I havent heard anything odd or strange during any of my dates.

A beautiful provider and I just finished round 2 when she says " I need to find a BF that f--ks as god as you." I am sure she was just saying it. Truth is I dont F--k that good.

You sound absolutely delicious and you seem to have such a way with the ladies...what a hot stud you must be....(sighing)

Hey take a compliment...she might very well have been quite serious...a polite thank you always goes over very well.

1. Well that was a pleasant surprise, I thought you would screw mathematically.
2. Believe me, I've tried younger, better looking, and richer.... You'll do just fine.
3. I'm afraid you'll take me to the sun.
4. I'm not as Confucian as you think.
5. Because I think you'd be a good investment....
6. Bigger would be better but I can work with it.

Not all from hobbyland.

I don't think this is odd since I'm such a stud...  (I jest)...  

The lady had her eyes rolled back, her body trembling in O...  When she comes down enough to speak, she says "If you do that again, I'll have to pay you!"   I have done my best to send her there again, but never quite to that extent.

Then there's the under-performer who disappeared with the 1 hour fee, I asked to move to a bed...  "no beds, we do it here on the couch".  Followed by "Are you done yet?"  "Hurry up before my roommate comes home!"  I was back on the sidewalk under a half hour...  I didn't even get a paper towel to clean up with.  

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1) Shhhh, my pimp is listening in, he is in this room! I was out the door so fast...I forgot to put then envelope down (and happy I didn't.) Odd fucking thing to say.
2) I really don't want to do this tonight, after over an hour of delay to meet her. Also kept the envelope
3) you are such a sweetheart (awwwwwwww) from one provider to another during the research phase. I think one or both of them were well into their cups.
4) I have such a great story I want to write a book. Since you do that for a living, will you publish my book? (Fully 75% of the providers are going to write their own books. Maybe I'll start a niche market).
5) After the second date, "can I go travel with you on your 10-day roadtrip. I'll give you a special rate". Hummm. Did that, turned out great, was my first ATF. Now she as moved on.

"Oh, him? He's just my brother. He'll sleep through anything."

Definitely pre hobby....