I've fallen and need some help getting up

I've been waiting for this amnesty period to finally confess a secret that I've been harboring some time now.

The gal I've been seeing has told me to get lost.  I'm absolutely devasted and have seriously contemplated something severe...but the rope that I need is apparently being kept by that asshole GaG and his equally infamous smarter brother.  I was told it was unavailable for MY use.  

And why would she leave me.  I'm clean, at least most of the time.  I know I shower every other day, but try and avoid getting soap on my groin and nether regions...you know, dry skin problems.  But I know I smell good...cause I can't smell any stink coming from that area.  That's the right way to check...isn't it?

I also know that I was a major part of her business plan...she told me so.  And the $250,000 she said she earned was mostly from me.  So why, oh why would she dump a catch like me?  She kept telling me how much she "loved me" and "needed me".  But I had my suspicions something was up when she started posting feverishly right here and broke through that Top 10 poster count.

Im sure some of you thnk this is just a bunch of BS and I'm making all of this up.  But seriously folks, not ONE of you was able to pick out my "lines" in romeos game.  You know nothing of how I think.

And I know she did this just to torment me just before the Holidays.  The best part of our routine was my dressing up as Santa.  And I'm Jewish and really wanted to be Hanukkah Harry.  But I went along with her wishes, just to please her.  And I always want to please her.  None of this is about me...ever!

Please...please anyone.  Just so you don't PM me incessantly I'll give up my ATF, or is it GF, or ATM, or is it...I don't fucking know what the correct acronym is for my gal.  But she goes by the name of deb4512...and I miss her so much.

Any input on how I can get through these holidays is very much appreciated.

By the way...to all my friends, enemies and fellow TER brethren, and of course to all the ladies who are here....and we can see you even when you are just lurking,

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR

You want me to put the looooove curse on her? Then Miss Deb4512 will never leave your side. Well first thing you have to do is sacrifice a goat...shit maybe it was a chicken. Hold on one sec I think Miracle Max stole the damn book of curses. GaGa has a smarter brother maybe he has the curse memorized, and he can tell you how to keep the love of your life from leaving you.

after reading that long fucking post of yours, ya fucking wind bag!!!
Pick your sorry, no good, hobbiest ass, back up and quit whining about your FTA, TAF, AFT, what ever that  scanky bitch is !!
Get busy shelling out another $250,000 in the coming year, and have yourself a good time, you fucking whiner you!!
Merry Christmas Bro!!!

Unless CPA stands for Cock Pulling Asswipe.  You clearly have much too good an imagination to be an accountant!  LOL!

but continuing to live well is the best thing whether your aim is revenge, reconciliation or just moving on.

t least she didn't turn over your personal info to folks who were hostile to your interests!

i have a 3+ day plan:

take one day and only one day to just chill and have a big old mope fest and get it all out of your system. watch a marathon of tragic romance movies. i prefer the ones where the guy gets totally played and suckered by the vamp du jour. my list of favorites is Blue Angel, Basic Instinct, Fatal Attraction, Bound, Wild Things, etc.

having wallowed and wallowed well for one day get your ass off the floor and party for day 2 and day 3 and beyond with the hottest chicas you can find.

you might not forget, you might not be "healed" from the hurt.... but if you persist, you at least won't care 'cause you'll be having too much fun.

go out and get 'em tiger!

Cleaning
Pressing
Alterations

How do you know I don't just do the laundry?

Some of us are VERY creative when it comes to doing the laundry!

Has got to be dangerous to your sanity. Please stop before it's too late!!




Merry Christmas....

If she doesn't want to see you anymore, then you will only hurt yourself more by trying to reach out. She told you that you were a part of her master plan, so you probably saw it coming but didn't want to face it. Pour yourself a big glass of Eggnog and move on. This time, instead of one ATF, find a STABLE of bad assed hoes so you can play around without the fear of getting attached, lol. Best to you, and Happy Holidays! I hope you feel better...

or so she said.

I was hoping for Dateline NBC with Chris Hanson to do the "mockumentary".

But ABC is buying the rights to my story, and deb has informed me that Eva Longoria is playing her.  She said that was the gal that most resembled her....even tho her pics don't quite refletct this.  But she did comment she looks better in person...and I can attest to that.  If I don't I'm afraid of what she'll do to me!  When I asked who was playing me, she just chuckled and said Tim Allen

Life's a bitch, then you marry one...and then you die.

But inbetween we get to play with the gals here...so life is pretty damn good

So you are a CPA.  Same difference. Christians rarely come come on hoe boards and talk about their religion.

How do you make a J.A.P. scream twice???
Fuck her up the ass, and then wipe your dick on the drapes.

Before someone screams at me for my tasteless shit, I'm sorry for your situation. Many of us have had crushes on providers.  Some of us have had hearts broken. This is a biz, and you need to move on, not do something stupid (you sound suicidal). I'm frankly worried about your post, and find it troubling because you sound desperate to be telling us such personal stuff on a hoe board.  God Bless you, and I hope you find peace. I really mean that. For the record, GaGambler is a good guy, and a friend.  Have a happy Holiday, and don't do something dumb. Tomorrow is a new day, and there are lots of girls. Hang in there. This time of year is usually the BEST or WORST for most people.  I wish you the BEST !  

She was crying for a whole day about how "mean" he was to her.

Come to think of it so was I...but she doesn't know I'm here.

You won't tell her, will you?

And I have a date with a J.A.P tomorrow (to make up for lost time)...and I'll let you know how the drapes thing works out.  I won't give you credit for it, as I like to always feel in control.  Except when I am with my lost love deb...oh..I'm so sad

EVERYBODY fucking knows you break up with your ATF, ATM, GF, WTF-ever before Xmas, or Hanukkah in your case. WTF do you use for brains, ear wax?

Look. I'll explain it to you. You fuck up and don't get her a present. It's the 11th hour and the stores are closed or they don't have anything worth a shit. Go to plan B and start a fight. Get totally belligerent and break up with her. The money you saved go get a pickle tickle from another ho and a day or two before New Years call her ass up apologizing. She'll forgive your dumbass, and you ring in the New Year OTC cuz she's so happy you had a change of mind, want to make amends, start the New Year off right, blah, blah, blah....

But in YOUR case, I doubt very seriously good ol' deb will be gone for long. Matter of fact, I think she might be pulling the same scam on you with Gambler.

You think that animosity between those two is for real? I fucking HIGHLY doubt it!

Some people are under the impression I take care of 'accounts' all day and I'm a 'pen and ink artist' also.

The fact of the matter is, I have a paper route in the morning and go to my other job in the afternoon being a tattoo artist.

Now you know....

it's her own damn fault if she's gonna hang around with a used rope salesman!

So what? Mickey Mouse has tapes of you fucking deb4512? Let me guess. Donald Duck was rubbing his bill up and down her pooper while she was doing CG on you.

Next you'll tell me Goofy is really a freak with a Hickory Farms size sausage and was pushing her shit in while you took a break and had a drink or two, or three, or ten.

Well first of all we know you have rope, so don't give us that shit! We are all playing RGs game and now we all know you carry rope (and tape and...)

Anyway if you want to get back at her, I propose you get a hold of Mikey and MacDonald, set up a mfm date with her. Mikey will take his boys, with seeing eye harnesses. He and MacDonald will stumble around the hotel with the dogs and canes and dark glasses, knocking on wrong doors, asking the maids which room the hooker stays in. When they finally find it, they enter the room, and let the dogs run wild while the guys go stumblling around the room kicking and tripping over stuff, then Mikey starts feeling around for any type of bottle and yells at her, "WTF you got to drink around here?" Then MacDonald has to take a shit really bad, but since he stumbles and feels and kicks around looking for a toilet, and then finally shits in her open suitcase.

Would you please stop tossing my paper into the bird bath every day?

I'll increase your tip if you do.

(No, not that tip!  Perverts!)

Everyone is stopping by right now asking what the hell is so funny.

I was going to tell CCPA to just get back up on the horse and ride, but PS's advice is much, much better.

Be sure to video the thing and put in on You Tube.

Oh, good one. :::::yawn:::::

The bottom line here is:  She is a women...they come and go like busses.  Come on...are you really going to let someone like this dicate how you feel and how you wake up every morning?  You can find another one in two hours.   We all have been through something like this (I'm sure this is not the 1st time for you).  Live and learn.  I know it's easy, however, go fuck someone else and you will completely forget about her.   Move it....pick up the phone and call a really HOT provider and fuck the shit out of her....make love to her...CIM and it will be all behind you!  MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY HANUAKA  :  

Who the heck are you? How do you know about my scales and how am I your ATF?  Only one person I'd suspect, but be suprised. and I know he isn't Jewish.  If this is my ATF I am sorry that she is leaving you.  If it's not I don't know who it is, because I only had one guy who considered me his ATF.

Who the heck is this guy?  Do I know him?

And I am talking about that!...

Imagine Mikey with his buds. Got the long hair going on. Sliced a hole in the lining of my coat and took a bottle of whiskey in(patted search and metal detectors). One of the boys had the smoke, the other had a bullet. If I have to explain that, you can't party with me....