I've been around for years but I still have one question not satisfactorily answered at least for me.

Agency-book through a 3rd party.  

Independent Providers usually advertise as independent Providers and they give their own phone number. And they give you their own price and provide their own in-call or they do outcalls.

I've come across the "not an agency" phrase in several ads on the same mall. Problem is, the wording on rest of the ad was also pretty much as the others. That sounds like agency trying to sound like it's not an agency. The idea seems to be that johns assume that non-agency providers are preferable. There are plenty of guys on this board alone who like agency girls.

Many agencies will advertise on a contract basis for independents. It's not the standard procedure for most agencies, but it happens none the less.

How can people who have been doing this for so long be so wrong about how things work?

Approximately 9 times of out 10 if you have to go thru a booker then that is an agency trying to pass as an independent.  

What GaG said.. He says best. I can't say much after few beers

but dead fucking drunk, I still make a lot more sense than her.

I will confess, I rely on spellcheck a lot more after a couple of dozen shots though. lol

Me not so much.....lol

Otherwise epsius the tree talker would be calling you out for your typos!
Bwahaha!

He can go teach Wendy's employees some English.

Some ladies do this with a first time trick, and they make sure he hears and sees them do it. If she does not report back in (to a trusted friend) then someone shows up.

If before, are you trying to avoid a third party answering instead of the lady?

I locked the beer bottle opener in my closet, and for safety sake, I moved the couch in front of the closet. So I had to ask him to get up and help me move the couch lmao.

There are so many ways to open a bottle without one.

Show me how to open Corona or Heineken.. Its tough man -e-

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And women got a really good innate intuition than us guys...

any beer drinker worth his salt can open any beer bottle made with either a key, a lighter, and angular surface, or even with his teeth in a pinch, And I won't even begin to tell you all the tricks a wino learns in how to get to that nectar of the Gods hidden just behind that pesky cork barrier. Where there is a will (or a thirst) there is a way. lol

One time I tried, I hurt myself by breaking the bottle...  

A cell phone, another beer bottle, a bottle cap, a coin, a counter top or table top, (you actually covered that with "any angular surface), a spoon, a fork, a knife (or just about any kitchen utensil handy), a screwdriver, a wrench, a pliers, (or just about any tool in a tool box). The list just goes on and on. The three most common I have seen and done myself are the first two you mentioned (the lighter and key) and another bottle. I have seen guys use their teeth too. I have never and would never do that, but I was once accused by my dentist of doing it because of a chipped tooth. lol. I don't rember how I chipped the tooth, but I guess he had seen it enough times to know what it looks like. (which tooth and the type of chip) First thing he asked, "Do you open beer bottles with your teeth?"

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But you gotta understand state of mind I am in right now. :

I hope whenever you get him to move furniture it's OTC.

Practice this, and let me know when you get it done. I'll have GaG send you back your man card.

So to me that assistant works like an agency. If the booker gets paid commission, and the guy extends, the escort may not tell the booker that he extends. The text/call system is the accountability, the agency or commission based booker who is making sure they get their cut. I can understand that, especially If the assistant/booker is the one drawing in the clients through doing all the marketing, etc. And not just screening/scheduling.

after this post, I am not so sure. I think maybe we need to send you to "remedial drunk school" lol

Once you learn how to open a beer bottle with virtually anything, we will move on to the intermediate course on "how to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew"

Before
And thank you. That is one of the reasons