caught/seen someone else doing it?  Ever done it yourself?  Details please.

Many years ago, I was in a parking garage elevator alone with my secretary.  We were returning from lunch.  I'd always thought she was hot and she looked especially good that day. Since we'd been flirting shamelessly at lunch I decided to go for it. It was an irresistible impulse, you might say.  I hit the elevator stop button and no alarm sounded, the elevator just stopped.  I cornered her and began passionately kissing her.  It took her by surprise initially but she soon yielded to me and really got into it.  She was wearing a skirt and heels so I reached undernieth and removed her panties.  She lowered my trousers and we just went at it like two animals for about 5  minutes.  Both of us were so excited, it didn't take me long to cum.  That was only the beginning.  We had sex in numerous places thereafter including her car, my car, a public park, a different parking garage, my office floor, etc... Whew....I've got to stop....

...her 2 front teeth for whatever reason.  I was a driver for a temp agency providing labor services in Lowell, MA.  Drove her, hit it off, started making out in the car, while I  was driving through traffic, then she went down for road head.  Not good at all, real teethy which was ironic cause she was missing her 2 front teeth, lol...after a couple minutes told her we could just pull over and Fuck, and she said hell yeah.

Don't try that today unless you want to be an internet sex star.

real classy broad.  

That is so yesterday, bro.  

There are no hot libtard women!

It was a beautiful day and we hadn't seen anyone for over an hour. I was wearing speedos and she was wearing a minimal string bikini. Damn she was so gorgeous.
Well, we stopped near a willow tree that was hanging over the water and I started DATY and then moved to rocking and rolling mish. The ultimate water bed.

It may be hard for you to believe but not every liberal woman looks like Rosie O'Donnell or Rachel Maddow.  

Did you also have multiple gold chains and a cig hanging out your mouth...

I had my hammer whacked in the john once..does that count?...

There was a security camera with a screen showing what the camera saw.  I waved.

in a secluded parking lot, and a dude from school came by in a wig and snapped a picture.

I was in the LA Bonaventure Hotel with a very hot woman who confessed over dinner that her fantasy was to have sex with people watching.  The Bonaventure consists of four circular towers, and the rooms have floor to ceiling glass, which is curved outward.  We got back to the room which was situated three floors above the pool area, which stayed open until 10:00 and was crowded on this warm summer night.  She was really horny so we stripped down and hit the bed for some foreplay.  Then I turned on all the lights in the room, pulled the drapes all the way back, took her hand and led her to the glass wall overlooking the pool, then bent her over with her hands on the glass for support, with her head looking straight down at the pool, and then took her in standing doggy.  It was only about two minutes before pool people were pointing up at us.  We went for a good fifteen minutes while the crowd watched, many covering their mouths in disbelief while others were applauding.  She was so turned on by this that she had a couple of O's before I got mine.  I cream-pied her, pulled out, closed the curtains and turned off the lights.  We sat on the bed giggling softly, and then there was a knock on the door.  I ignored it.  The knock got louder, so I whispered for her to get in the bed and pretend to be asleep.  I slipped on some boxers and ruffled my hair.  By now there was a third knock and a man's voice announced "hotel security."  I opened the door while yawning and put my fingers to my lips, pointed to the lady and said "shhh, she's sleeping."  The security guy looked around the door to see her motionless in bed and said, "Excuse me, sir, I think I have the wrong room."  We heard nothing further.  It was so dam hot, I thought about tipping her $1000, but I didn't have to because she was my late wife and we were celebrating our first anniversary.  

...over the years and I've never been "caught" as in discovered by someone else, as I'm careful in selection of the time and place. I'm adventurous but don't want complications.

No sir. The speedo was the uniform worn by most in  Australia at the time. Board shorts were only worn when surfing on boards.
Unlike our American counterparts, we weren't constrained by the puritan religious right. And the Speedo Company was originally Australian. It was thought of as the most efficient for actual swimming and if women could wear minimal bikinis, it was ok for men to wear Budgie Smugglers.
The gold chain crowd was a small group.

Once, got a bj in the landscape between two hotels in Waikiki about 3 feet off the sidewalk. Someone walked by on the sidewalk. Didn't see her until she was right there. She didn't see us either. Deer in the headlight look for me and the passer but she kept walking.

No contest really, my toothless fairy & I are running away with it here

Once on the mall in DC during the National Fireworks display, under a picnic blanket.  

Winner of the worst made up story. I suggest enrolling in JDU ASAP.

But to amplify my point, here's a whole site devoted to the subject:

It's built right over The High Line public park and the outer wall of each room is glass.  It quickly became renowned for couples having public sex up against the glass in full view of park strollers.  If you decided to do it there, cdl, you would not be alone.

my dick doesn't vote and i have never discussed politics with him........e

there was a windy dirt road within the national forest that would lead to the most amazing view of the dam and wilderness.  My friends and I would take our dates there once relationships had evolved to the point where they were "serious."  Needless to say, given the prominence of the location and the fact that we were not the only ones taking our dates there to have make out sessions or sex, on occasion younger kids would spy on us, but it was all in good fun.  And whenever I came back home from college I would go there with one of the ladies I dated in high school who was going to school 30 minutes away at a local university.  Unfortunately, apparently word had gotten around about this place and one time we had a police car pull up behind us.  He knew what we were doing, but he didn't care.  That just added to the rush.  

Dating a girl at UC Davis. We were walking on campus at night and she pulled me into some bushes. She pulled down her panties and and laid down on the damp ground. We were doing mish then she said it was my turn to get a cold ass, so we flipped and she finished me with a BBBJCIM.  
Years later, now married to someone else, fucked in the car in the parking lot of Hard Rock cafe. She was naked on top in the back seat. I don't know if anyone stopped, but lots of people walked by.  

Want to be alone. I would always have a woman with me.  Otherwise, you look a little pervy IMO.

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Always hear stories about gays in the park, don't care what state it is, cops always have to chase fags out of public parks.

It was sheer romance between two people that were perfect for each other.  A match made in heaven, if you will.  

out of public parks?  I'll defer to you on this one.   You're the expert.  

It was late, the streets were all but deserted, so we figured "what the hell" I know people here love to look down on Street walkers, but I bet none of those people ever experienced the SW action in Waikiki back in the day.

Did I look at a woman and wonder what her political persuasion was.

lol...u 2 savvy old vets, I can't slip nothing by you.  Thought I could disguise it a little pointing out she was toothless and ugly, nothing's getting by u dogs!!!

He's just an idiot.

There was a thread about it on the Atlanta board. George Michael was busted in the bathroom at a public park. Many other published articles about gays in parks.  

WHY I thought your post was legit.  She was the kind of woman that we could easily picture you being with.  Not MY taste but perfect for you.

It only said you were an idiot.  But somehow you made that a gay thing, so clearly you are obsessed by the subject.  It could lead one to believe you are heavily closeted.

I've been caught by rent a cops, real cops, and park rangers.  The rent a cops would shine a flashlight in your car to let you know you've been caught.  Real cops, at least if their young, remember what it was like to get it on in public and leave you alone.  Park rangers are the worst.  One time, I wasn't allowed to finish.  You think they'd be a bit more understanding. After all, they are watching animals hump all day.

Yeah, little tongue in cheek question but I'm curious if you're an artist of some kind.  What a beautiful imagination one must have to assimilate DB ranks and assign a pecking order of sexual matches & mismatches...

I got a blowjob, from the same GF on the red eye flight to Vegas on this same weekend.

I've always wanted to have sex in a natural Jacuzzi, but it has to take place under the cloak of nightfall, so that's probably as close as I'll ever come.

come out of the closet.  He said on another thread he's never had sex with a provider, but didn't say anything about not having had sex with a man.   The proof might be in the omission, or if he bends over, the emission.  

Its NOT "pecking" order, its "pecker" order.  

What he has might be catching.

but it is an interesting concept don't you think?  How the human brain can analyze and deconstruct human behavior?  
No, don't worry, I'm not going on about this anymore, don't worry, just saying it is prett interesting

Most veterans here do not judge other guys for the kinds of women they're attracted to, so if toothless, ugly and 40 does it for you, then it just means you and I are not competing for appointment times with the same girls, that's all.  

I bow down, not in your league, I can't "Compete" with you for appointment times with the same Hookers!!!  lol...

with competition for appointment times with popular girls.  I think we would all agree that there is NO competition for an appointment with YOUR girl.  She's ALLLLLLL yours!!!   Enjoy the gum job.  

Is it a bunch of guys farting in a bathtub, or what?

I took my gf to a local park one late summer night so we could fool around in the car after a movie. Another car came along and parked, and a couple got out and ran into the grassy area, just out of our sight, w/ a blanket. About 15 minutes later they came back, got in the car, and left. Guess it was an outdoor quickie.

But no, a natural Jacuzzi is actually made from rock formations, and naturally occurring water jets, but the pressure is like 10 times more intense than a man made hot tub.

This IS a fuckboard, so the humor tends to be a little more ribald than what they allow on FB or Twitter.  I agree that bathroom humor is a little immature, but you get a bunch of fuck buddies together cracking jokes and sooner or later, someone brings up farting.  Its not everyone's cup of tea, especially guys that take this whole fucking-hookers-business too seriously.  I'm just here to have a little fun, share intel, and help the odd Newbie when he has a question.  You might even be the odd Newbie that needs some help, so my first advice is to lighten up, smile and have fun here.  

Started off her going down on me as I was driving her VW Bug. She said pullover so I dirt on some dirt off the main road. I put the seat back an she jumped on.  There was really no room to do much so she said, " let's go outside." Doggie, as she grabbed the good. Then she turned an we were doing it on the hood. No idea if any cars drove by