99 Things to do with a naked man..... From..Cosmopolitan March 2006 ~ ~ ~ BELOW THE BELT ~ ~ ~
1. The creases between his legs and genitals can HEAT up!!! So..SPREAD his legs and trace along them with your tongue, pre-cooled with an ice cube.
2. One continous slow lick..."The Seamstress"..lick from behind the testicles directly up the seam..all the way to the tip of the penis!
3. Tease his frenulum with a rapid flicking tongue.
4. Circle his penis clockwise around your clitoris for mutual appreciation.
5. Lightly Trace your nails along his contours...the nerves just below his tailbone...
99. AND Finally...The Biggest erogenous zone of all....HIS WHOLE BODY!! The most gratifying way to pleasure this expansive erogenous zone is to get in on the act with a full-body massage-your full body on his. Lather yourself with soapsuds while he lies on his front, on a couple of towels..Lie face down on his back, then SLIDE and writhe up and down his body. Then turn him over and REPEAT front-to-front.
You see, our left is their right and visa versa, so when they say counterclockwise they mean clockwise to us and visa versa to them.
Just imagine that there's a hole in the middle of the earth and you are looking down a hole through the middle of the earth at someone in Australia. It's like a mirror image really. (Be sure to wave at them too, their very friendly folk.)
First I SLOWLY circled clockwise....My second circle....counter clockwise..but I added a quick reverse..then came back around and scored!! This sure kicks "50 Ways to Please Your Lover!!"
Kisses from Down Under...well the finish was..him standing..me on my knees...Thanks Chicago for coming to Carolina... I will REPEAT!!
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