This is for the guys...

It's exciting and it's a bit sad...to be off to a provider on Valentine's day...but it happens....

My first experience took place 20 years ago Valentine's Day in New York City.  As a treat to myself for enduring the upcoming evening with my then-wife in a clinically depressed marriage, I went to my favorite brothel that afternoon -- remember this was pre-Internet -- and had my first doubles experience.  

I was younger then -- obviously, and when the two providers, dressed in red lingerie, came into the room and started stroking and fondling me -- one on each side -- I was giddy beyond reason and excited beyond measure.  (For those not of a literary bent, that means I was hard as a rock).  

I couldn't wait for preliminaries -- while one provider positioned herself doggie style, the other slipped on the cover but -- YIKES! -- before I got there, I -- well -- got there!

We relaxed a bit, then they started in on me again.  This time was a bit of a disappointment since the providers insisted I get off manually.  But I was hardly an unhappy camper.

Later, that evening over candlelight, as my neck was strangled by a tie and I sipped at my third cocktail, my wife whined, "Did you have a nice day at the office?"

"Yes, dear.  In fact I had a very good day...."

So what, if anything, have y'all done?

The day after.  I also see a fav of mine.  I pretty much have to lump the 14th to the wife.  But getting a reservation is much easier on the 15th.

If you are available on Valentine's Day, make sure you have several dozen individual bouquets of flowers you can give to your visitors. He can them give them to his wife, when he gets home. You get brownie points with him. He gets brownie points with the wife. He gets hard thinking & looking at the roses you help give to his wife. EVERYONE IS HAPPY!

-- Modified on 2/9/2007 2:01:42 PM