There's a great post on Jezebel.com about the "5 Words No Hooker Wants To Hear"

Great example from that post... "Daddy, why are you naked?"  LOL

I wanted to get some feedback from the ladies about what they'd hate to hear if you were in that situation. And I'm going to rule out anything having to do with LE, that's too easy....

So... what would you HATE to hear???

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"The check's in the mail."

1.  Sir, you are under arrest...

2.  Sorry,  I have bad gas...

3.  I think the condom broke....

4.   Wow that was really quick...

5.   That will cost you extra...

6.  Your at the wrong hotel....

7.  Oh that's just a birthmark....

Other than number 1, the rest are in no particular order.

and doing an outcall at the clients house, it would be, "Honey I am home, early."

Please douche before I DATY.

You smell like rotten crabs.

Yes, I think you're fat.

You sweat like a Pig.

You have to pay me.

I knocked on wrong door.

mom, dad, sister, brother, clergyman, psychiatrist, hair dresser, repairman, dogwalker, daughter, son, cleaning lady, etc.)

Or for variety, go with "Much worse than your...

Any 5 word phrase containing the word "Wife"