You know, I bet if more gals were expert dirty-talkers, they could get more FaceTime/Skype dates in this time of COVID19. I mean, if you can't touch, you've got to eroticize the other channels of communication, right?
I'm thinkin' it would be fun as hell to launch a 1:1 video chat on my laptop with a gal who could really beg and talk raunchy and was willing to get "up close & personal" with the screen/camera. Not sure how much I'd pay; it would certainly depend on the quality.
Seems like there would be a market -- at least right now -- for gals who promoted and could deliver world-class skills in this area. Cool part is that you could hook-up with gals that are (a) not in your geography, or (b) normally outta your price range.
without the board piñata, and then you come back with one of your weak, pathetic come-backs that is nothing but name-calling. More irony when you always call for substance, and then provide none of your own. When you have days in between posts to think about what you are going to say, why not be sure you are going to say something either intelligent, informational, or funny. This is none of those.
"fuck you" over and over, interspersed with Shit, Cunt, Twat, Blowjob, Piss, Balls, and YOUR favorite (not surprisingly), Dick. After awhile, she said "fuck you" and then "fuck me" so I did. No blowjob, though, she also had a facial twitch.
Happy dodo? I answered your question and it allowed me to make a few more people laugh at your expense. You just make this TOO easy. Bwahahahahaha
Remember reading the Penthouse Forum in my early years and getting hard. Ladies, can you give us mongers a sample of your dirty talk during our lockdown
I am sucker for dirty talk, but in the context the moment, not my performance evaluation.
I don't need to hear phrases "Your cock is so big"....cause I know it is not. "Your the best I have ever had" which is bull shit. Those kind of phrases.
I do love to talk about sex during the act. I will complement a lady on her look, her feel, and how I enjoy her. When DATY, to encourage a good experience, I ask for direction. LOVE it when a women guides me to her pleasure.
Being the perv that I am, I enjoy talking about cum. During pillow talk I may ask what it was like the first time my partner experienced a man's cum, or what do they like to see - or how does them feel when a man cums, that sort of sick talk.
Finally, the phrases "Fuck me now, fuck me, I want to cum on my (insert location) are intoxicating.
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