Ah fuck it. Who am I kidding. I pay up the ass for the service. Even whine like a little kid till they finally say 'Alright, alright! You can stick it in my ass. Not like I'm going to feel anything anyway. Shit. BTW, your penis is really cute. Looks like a real one. Only smaller.'
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