I can assure you of that. They wouldn't get funding for these projects unless they came out with earthshaking results. Let's see, if I can recall correctly - the angle of the dangle is directionly proportional to the lust in the thrust. Oh wait, the heat of the meat is inversely proportional to the... Well, you can see it's all very sophisticated and scientific.
Next up on the research docket - a surprising new theory that some men prefer young, attractive females...
but was not as interesting as I had come to expect from you
I enjoy curvier females, and curvy bottoms are sexy. I mean, what the heck kind of fun is a stick figure anyways? Not much to grab, and yeah, that article is correct as far as bearing weight/bearing children etc. Just no Kim K booty, her's looks disgusting to me.
My feeling is that it is only fairly recent in human evolution that a man will consciously be concerned with the issue of creating children. I think that there is something to the innate idea that those men who developed a jones for big butts would prosper better than those who didn't, but that in terms of a conscious decision to find gals who can forage better is a bit of a stretch.
I reckon the curve of a man's ass has something to do with offsetting the weight of his load in his ballsack? mmm hmm I reckon the curve of a man's ass existed before a man's ass existed? mmm hmm yep they call it a sling ass. mmm hmm.
Wanna be shocked and maybe even a little grossed out by the things we do and why we do them, check out Sir Richard Attenborouhgs (sp?) documentary on Human Sexuality.
I can assure you of that. They wouldn't get funding for these projects unless they came out with earthshaking results. Let's see, if I can recall correctly - the angle of the dangle is directionly proportional to the lust in the thrust. Oh wait, the heat of the meat is inversely proportional to the... Well, you can see it's all very sophisticated and scientific.
Next up on the research docket - a surprising new theory that some men prefer young, attractive females...
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