I find when providers call me "baby',"hon","sexy" and other such terms that it makes me think of them as cheap and phoney.  Especially when we haven't established any relationship at all yet.  So how do others feel about this?  You know I don't want to be alone here...lol.

How 'bout the Viagra vs. Cialis vs. ??

What kind of provider isn't being provided? Ex: amazon chicks, goth girls, etc.

Personally, I like the "Does God Exist" question.  I also like the question "What is your religious background?"  Lutheran, Anglican, Presbyterian, Baptist, Catholic, Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Other.  Note that the question doesn't ask "what religion do you *practice*?"  I want to know how these guys were raised.  

I guess we could also ask "How many inches are you packing (honestly)?"  The problem is that the guys wouldn't be honest.  Just look at how they answered the questions about their own appearance and performance.  Clear self-bias.

Answers could range from "never" to "several times a day"

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How often do have sex with spouse?
- 3 times or more per week
- Once a week
- 1-2 a month
- Once a month
- Can't remember last time

Since the time you started hobbying, has sex with spouse become:
- More satisfying
- Unchanged
- Less satisfying


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Just joking. that's just what I always say to the phone survey people when they call me.  I wonder why they never call back?

Here is my suggestion though.

Which bothers you the most?

a. Late arrivals on outcalls without calling to inform you.
b. Not returning initial phone calls or email in a timely manner.
c. Clock watching during sessions.
d. Upselling
e. Drivers or assistants who continually call to see if she is done.
f. Russian mob moving into the hobby in a big way. (This is mostly for the West Coast I believe)
g. Mulitple listings with different photographs for the same provider on the guides like Eros-Guide.

Survey Question

Have you ever knowingly short changed ($) a provider?

Would you?

survey question based on a recent personal experience.  if a provider says "I want you to cum on me any where you want" you would choose:

face
chest
belly
back or bottom
other

How many times in an elite provider's working lifetime does she see a specific client on the average?

What is your favorite position to have your "happy ending"?

MISH, CG, Reverse CG, Doggie, BBBJ, etc?

P.S.  In the wish department, how about a NJ regional board? New York or Philadelphia doesn't really fit.

How would you describe your use of viagra/levitra/cialis medication?
a- Doctor Recommended
b- Black/Grey Market
c- Tried, Didn't like
d- Never Tried