Sitting here waiting for my overnight date to stop sucking up the drapes upon inhale hehehe. Mr, "I sleep 4 hours a night" LOL. It's going on 6 hours and the sun will be rising soon.
I'm bored, can someone come play with me?!?!
It's kinda funny ... Why do gent's book overnight dates then sleep most the night?
It's 6:21 and I'm bored too. I sleep 2hrs. a night.
Poor you. I would hold you if I were close, but alas. Do you have any large cotton balls handy? Ducttape also works well in an emergency, like you're in now. Hope the sun comes up fast and wake him up as soon as it peaks it's little head over the most distant horizon.
To your question about overnighters. Everyone has to get some sleep, even horny guys. The fun of overnighters comes in the 5-6 hours before bed and the 1-2 hours after waking up. So, expect more action once mister vacuum lungs awake. Now back to my suggestion about waking him. If the session last night was good, you may want to whack him with a pillow now. If not, wait until the sun is high in the sky before waking him and be dressed to leave when his eyes open.
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You hit the nail on the head. Not an hour passed and he was boinkin me again, go figure.
Been there, done that. Except for the snoring part. It is difficult for most guys to stay up all night and even more difficult for them to keep sex going all night. Many will say that they can, but that is a big fat lie.
There is something awesome about sex in the wee light of the morning. I have to admit that if I was in his shoes, I would not have passed up another waltz with you.
Two guys and a girl are stranded in the Minnisota woods. They come upon an old abandoned cabin and decide to spend the night. There is only one king-size bed in the middle of the cabin so all three decide to sleep in it. For added security, the woman decides to sleep between both men.
When they wake up in the morning, they all claim to have had weird dreams. The guy that slept on the left side says, "Man, I had this crazy dream that I kept getting beat off."
The guy on the right says, "Really? Me too."
They ask the girl in the middle if she had the same dream and she said, "Nope. But I did have this really strange dream that I was skiing"
Cheers!
I am either getting old or am just a little unwell this morning. The brain is a few steps behind it's normal pace this morning. Oh well, off to coffee and croissants.
BTW dude, I am from Boston. What is that stuff that you have been putting up about the Yankees on the NY board?
Just picture the gal "in the middle" on skis...nevermind the poles.
It's like...a guy who dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone...
As for the Yanks...
No secret I'm a big fan and it should be great game tonight.
My response to all those Redsox fans whom were pounding their chest when THEY came to the NY board to taunt. It may or may not deserve repeating but here goes...
VonRyan has looked into his crystal ball...
Events and Trends
2060: The year that Isaac Newton predicted the apocalypse will take place.
2061: The orbit of Halley's Comet intersects the orbit of the Earth every 76 years; the previous intersection was in 1985.
2061: April 12 Hundredth anniversary of Yuri Gagarin's flight.
2061: Expected expiration of Singapore-Malaysia Water Agreement.
2066: One thousandth anniversary of the Battle of Hastings.
2067: July 1 - Two hundredth anniversary of the Confederation of Canada
2068: NY Yankees win 50th World Series title defeating the Mars Muscrats 10-1. Bucky Dent, the third wins his 10th title as Yankee manager.
2069: Hundredth anniversary of Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin's landing on the Moon.
2070: Boston Red Sox are winning in the ninth, the final game of the World Series after a 152 year drought and then..... the apocalypse.The drought continues...
Sir Issac was off by 10 years....
Cheers!
Fictional references
The cartoon series The Jetsons, was originally set in 2062. This is because the series first aired in 1962, and the show was a prediction of what life would be like a hundred years in the future. Jetsons: The Movie(1990) states that The Jetsons is set "Late in the 21st century", so it seems this date has been abandoned. Note that no precise date has ever been stated in any episode.
2063 - In Star Trek, Zefram Cochrane makes the first human warp flight. This attracts the Vulcans and they make first contact with humans.
Love the joke, I used to ski patrol. Makes for a nice strong grip.
I stopped booking overnights because the women want their beauty sleep and I'm still energized in the wee hours.
Wearing them out are you?
when you're camping & you roll over to play @ midnight & the lady is "asleep"? rotflmao!!! Just needed some advise for the future.
If you're so bored, place his money on the nightstand, write him a note saying that something came up, and leave. But if you take his money, don't complain. If he wants to sleep the whole time, that's his option.
He'd had a bad first experience. I wanted to make this one memorable. He wasn't really snoring either, just making an attempt at a joke.
Ya wore me out this trip LOL. I'm eating my wheaties :P
As someone that enjoys booking an occassional overnight stay. I know I cannot play the drums all night but I do enjoy cuddling in the arms of a beautiful woman. I make that clear from the start so just take it as a compliment that you rocked his world and put him to sleep. If you cannot sleep hell watch a movie or masturbate.
There are a few fleeting moments where I do envy trysters. You've just described one of them here. The happiness in knowing that you could go to sleep and wake up several thousands of dollars richer.
I know it usually isn't that good, but what can be better?
/Zin
"It's kinda funny ... Why do gent's book overnight dates then sleep most the night?"
Some only sleep good in the company of another. He doesn't know you were sitting on the computer. He knows you were there with him when he drifted off and that's the premise his mind is working under. So the extention of time for his sleep may be only the comfort of thinking that he is not sleeping alone.
The paradox is that the risk is much greater than the reward.
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Misty I'm sure your charms totally relaxed the guy & he awoke as a tiger! lol BTW, a nibble on the ear & a french lesson would awaken this guy from the dead should the need arise Misty!
The Lady brings up a good point...What makes for a great overnight? IMHO a bit of play prior to dinner followed by a movie, play or perhaps clubbing, with a late night romantic interlude concluding the evening, & then an eye opener & breakfast would rank right up there for me.
Ladies & gents...what are the great makings of an overnight for you?
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It's a form of sexual sleep deprevation torture. Let him sleep for just 10 minutes and then pounce. Wear him out. Let him sleep again for 10 minutes...then pounce.
Personally if I couldn't handle anymore physical fun I'd take you out for a nice "Moons Over My-Hammy" or something.
But fall asleep while you're sitting there doing nothing? Not gonna happen.
I agree with JP.
Wake him up, jump on him, don't let him sleep, unless that's what you want.
I have to say that he's a nut to want to be sleeping away time he could be spending frolicking with you.
Just my opinion...
B