...is making changes, how about starting with OPs like these where you have to try and read the smoke signals to figure out what the moron is trying to say.

Maybe...he was giving the juicy details of a review and insinuating that it was too abbreviated/abridged  to be worthy of a 10 in performance.  Fuck him - he's either too drunk or stupid to be pounding on a keybord. He should go back to pounding his pud.

Feel better tough guy? Spoutin' off like a BIG MAN! I is so skeered!!!! Ha, an angry douche on a fuckboard just bitchin' like an old hag.

Very readers digest....

but what do I know?

With her is easy to feel happy and comfortable, nice atmosphere with nice music, candles and clean apartment.
We start kissing on the sofa after some talking. wow such a great kiss....
Her hard nipples on my face just makes me more horny...
after lots of tease on sofa we jump to the bed and she ask me to open my legs on her face, this way my balls get between her
beautiful and natural teets and same time she was sucking me....wow was hard to hold...but she knows how to tease...
She ask to ride on my big john and i couldn't say no...the way she moves, i feel her wet and tide pussy and i just explode...
Massage she gave after was amazing, of course i got horny again and she start sucking me slowly and fast...i explode inside her mouth
like a teenager.
She is really recommended, can't wait to see her again.

So, let me ask you all nice and respectably:

What is your post about?  I wondered myself.

And also, despite that fact that BP was a bit ornery (not that there's anything wrong with that), there's no need to escalate it to the vindictive level you did.

We're trying to be a bit less prickly around here, if that is possible.

I fuck, therefore, I am.

Reader's Digest? Hardly. More like Harlequin romance novel.

Your post is unbelievably lame.  Latin notes:
Vidi, vici, veni means "I saw, I conquered, I came."
Sholars like mrfisher will recognize it as an artful play on the famous words of Julius Caesar regarding his Gallic campaign: Veni, Vidi, Vici," "I came, I saw, I conquered."
Vidi, veni, Aldulteri means "I saw, I came, I committed adultery."
"Stercus tauri" means bullshit.
Thus endeth the lesson.

i only post to the bard in Homeric Greek but the fonts don't seem to work out so well........

Can't say, that would violate "policy" here...... But suffice to say, if that constitutes an acceptable 9/10 review this place is going down the shitter even faster.

I wanted to get the subject matter out there first without any details which would of prohibited the post. I'm flabbergasted that such constitutes a 9/10 review . It's shite.

but all came back as invalid.

Any help here?

Illegitti non carborundum = Don't let the bastards wear you down.

Nunsquam Carolus = Never again Charlie.

Who says Latin est mort?

I don't think your post was lame. I think it made its point quite suitably.

After reading your post and those that followed, I'm more inclined to ask if the review was real.  Then again, perhaps he is a bit shy or thinking he is being kind by not going into graphic details.  He does, however, paint a nice picture allowing my imagination to take hold.  Mmmmmm....

Kisses,
Carmen

I came, I saw, I farted.
I also like:
Sed semper ubi sububi in caput meum
Meaning, "I always wear underwear on my head."

It is gratifying to see a dead language like Latin making a comeback. Semper fidelis.

"Copulo, ergo estis."

Usually used as a reminder that the kiddies need to wait to get their trust fund.

I clarified below....

i don't have any issue with the aesthetic.

I don't have any issue with the review.......

It's TER's seemingly moving target of QA when it comes to pass/fail for reviews with such high marks....

That is all...

It was his short and thrift war with Pharnaces II of Pontus.....

Oohrah! Devildog!

so the translation is "i fuck, therefore you are".

I am = sum
we are = sumus

you (singular) are = es
you (plural) are = estis

he / she / it is = est
they are = sunt