I had my ATF over to my place a few times, and she's gotten well acquainted with my dog (a little maltipoo). He can be a dirty little dog, especially with teenage girls and women who are getting a visit from Aunt Flo. He's also a protective little dog, if I pretend I'm beating a female, he'll growl and snap at my balls. So anyway, my ATF and I had just finished having sex, and she was headed to the bathroom to clean up. I said, "Check this out." I picked up a back scratcher and pretended to swat her, yelling "BAD! NAUGHTY!" Instead of going for my balls, the damn dog came running and buried his nose in her pussy. I should have realized that, having just had sex, she probably smelled delicious to him. Anyway, you should have seen the look on her face; talk about a Kodak moment. She didn't get mad, though; the look on MY face probably told her that wasn't the reaction I intended for the dog to have. I explained what I had been trying to do, and we both wound up laughing.
Is it worth it?
Am I worth it?
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it?
Missy Elliot put it best!
Hey guys figured I start the day off with a good laugh that is from impractical jokers they go up to strangers and are force to say the craziest thing. I wonder if that's possible with a client? LOL make him walk in and just say something that leaves them with their mouth open.....and just burst out laughing and say just kidding. The only hobbyist that would understand that would need to have a Golden sense of humor LOL I'm a prankster most likely wouldn't go well but it would be hysterical for sure, Maybe with a regular?
Anyone ever played a joke on a client/provider? Thoughts?
.....you never played a joke on me, per se, but in the first five minutes of our first session, you turned it into a fantasy scenario where I was the stern teacher and you the sexy student wanting to know what it would take to get a good grade in my class. It was so much fun...even involving some light spanking play!
Nice work, mijita! 
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Am I worth it?
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it?
Missy Elliot put it best!
Hey guys figured I start the day off with a good laugh that is from impractical jokers they go up to strangers and are force to say the craziest thing. I wonder if that's possible with a client? LOL make him walk in and just say something that leaves them with their mouth open.....and just burst out laughing and say just kidding. The only hobbyist that would understand that would need to have a Golden sense of humor LOL I'm a prankster most likely wouldn't go well but it would be hysterical for sure, Maybe with a regular?
Anyone ever played a joke on a client/provider? Thoughts?
My apologies for forgetting to put "eom"...
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Guys love to laugh, sometimes if they have little Hairs on their genitals, if my own hair gets caught in my mouth I laugh and say "babe I'm flossing with your ball hairs here " hahahaha
someone you know, not first time meeting. LOL. Can you imagine the practical joke when first meeting tensions are high? Hilarious! I can see the Newbies running away, or trembling...
Oh... too many have seen this. Be prepared, Rox. The jokers are coming for you!!!! LOL
A client that I had only seen once before. The second time I saw him, he came in, business dressed and laid his personal belongings on the dresser. He turned to me and said.. "I have a surprise for you", "Put your hands behind your back". He held out a pair of Real Handcuffs!! My body went cold and I felt pale. He said.."Joking". I wasn't laughing, in fact, I had a few tears.
After I calmed down, we proceed with our date. But my nerves were still rattled. When he was gathering his belongings, I picked up his keys and guess what was attached to them?....A Real handcuff key!!
We saw each other for about 2 years. At times, he would send me a text to see if I was o.k. or he would politely hint to not stay at xxxx hotel on a particular day. I suppose it was his way of keeping safe. We never spoke about that fearful day again. I kept my suspicions about him to myself.
I can laugh about it today...Ha! Ha!
they aren't practical, they are usually impractical.
making somebody the butt of a joke, where they are not laughing (initially), but instead eliciting another, usually negative emotion, is not conducive to relaxation or closeness.
i never liked people making of someone else, i prefer humor that is inclusive and that makes us all feel good with laughter.
i am a very funny guy in my sessions, ladies are always laughing with me (hopefully not at me). but to do something that, even for a second, makes someone laugh AT someone else, does not promote intimacy.
Hahahahaha...I put myself thru school on the GI bill and ten years as a policeman
I'd just gotten divorced and was seeing this provider in LA.
She saw my handcuffs on my belt...id forgotten they were still there...and said "what a jokester you are!!"
When I moved from CA back to my hometown in the Midwest I stopped to see her one more time.
Showed her my shield (you call them badges) and identified myself as a real detective sergeant
I thought she was going to have a heart attack
I said "relax, I only work homicide" She didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Thank gawd my sister got me into medicine but I sure enjoyed that joke on her!
I bet she holds you as that unforgettable guy!! I hope she gave a good f**k lashing for that!! LOL!
Thanks for sharing
I always hide the donation. That always goes over really well, with the ladies laughing hysterically. Then when they call me to ask where it is, we play twenty questions because I know you ladies have all the time in the world. Just teasing Miss HeartNYC!!
If it's a first session, unless you get a really good vibe on someone, it's probably not a good idea for a practical joke. Later, when you're an atf, then it's a strong possibility, always depending. Usually however, there are tons of funny things that just happen naturally. Sex can be serious, but it can also be funny as hell. I've had so many sessions where we were both belly laughing about something. Actually, a couple of times, it was the location of the donation. Some incalls can get pretty messy, so where does one set it down?
Glad to have you back!!
So in my website's faq I have this as my response to the whole "is it you in the photos and why is your face blurred" type of question:
Yes, all the photos on this site are of me. I've blurred my face for reasons of mutual discretion and I will not send out any extra photos, so please do not ask. My serene and approachable beauty is portrayed accurately. I'll let you in on the secret, to prove how honest I am with them, that I have a huge wart that is sprouting hairs on the tip of my humongous nose, located below my unibrow. Please do tell me that you've cracked at least a smile there- cause if you for some reason actually believed that, your sense of humor will clash with mine terribly. So, um, yeah- if you believe that- click here: PRACTICE (damn, can't get the hyperlink to work- it was to a "how to develop a sense of humor" website).
Anyway, I had this one patron that was incredibly curious about whether or not I had a pretty face. I found out that he did indeed pm a reviewer to see if I had anything unsightly going on.
So.... I got a fake wart and glued it at the side of my nose right in that cleft between your nostril and cheek. I tried glueing a fake eyelash to it but that didn't work.
OH MY GOD his face!!!! LOL, it was hilarious!
Shining point was his response to my thank you note the next day. He made another date and said that he'd have done so even if the wart was real. I still have no idea what his issue was about facial stuff, but I exploited that for a good laugh! Luckily he laughed too (after I peeled it off...)
Kiss me,
Kate
that kind of practical joke is not too offensive, and i wouldn't mind that.
That TOTALLY sounds like something I'd do with a guy I'd already developed the rapport with before meeting... Great icebreaker!!
So funny!! Thanks for sharing!!
Krista
So funny!! Thanks for sharing!!
Krista
Glad you all enjoyed the story! I certainly enjoyed the laugh! I don't have a sophisticated sense of humor (a simple pun will get me every damn time) but I'm super silly as I get more comfortable and so joking around is par for the course with me. I often think I have to start working harder on not coming across too serious. Maybe I should wear that fake wart more often! LOL.
Kiss me,
Kate
I had my ATF over to my place a few times, and she's gotten well acquainted with my dog (a little maltipoo). He can be a dirty little dog, especially with teenage girls and women who are getting a visit from Aunt Flo. He's also a protective little dog, if I pretend I'm beating a female, he'll growl and snap at my balls. So anyway, my ATF and I had just finished having sex, and she was headed to the bathroom to clean up. I said, "Check this out." I picked up a back scratcher and pretended to swat her, yelling "BAD! NAUGHTY!" Instead of going for my balls, the damn dog came running and buried his nose in her pussy. I should have realized that, having just had sex, she probably smelled delicious to him. Anyway, you should have seen the look on her face; talk about a Kodak moment. She didn't get mad, though; the look on MY face probably told her that wasn't the reaction I intended for the dog to have. I explained what I had been trying to do, and we both wound up laughing.