I went to see a provider who rocked my world recently. Considering my prior incidents on the road, I made sure I emptied out myself before I hit the road. I bought a can of red bull and a power-aid so that I don't doze off or get thirsty while driving. Before I forget, I sent her email told her that I'm leaving now.  

By the time I was almost at her incall, I had downed a red bull and a power-aid.  Figured, I'd stop by the next rest area but being too occupied with the the loud song I was blasting in my car, I missed the fucking rest stop. No big deal though because I'm usually good for another 30 min.  

So I parked in the garage on the top floor. The bottom floors were full!  Sent her a text saying I have arrived. I popped the drunk open to get my mouthwash and rid myself of the smoke smell. Much to my surprise, as soon as I got out of the car and stood up in the chilly weather, I felt my bladder had just gone from Defcon 4 to Defcon 5.  

I needed to go within the next two or 3 minutes tops, before my pants got wet. She then texts back "Give me 5 minutes, thanks!". At this point, I'm wondering if I can even walk from the garage to the restroom in the lobby because it wasn't a short walk.  It was clear I had to take extreme measures.  

So, there I was flat against the wall on the top floor, leaning over and pretending like I'm just looking at what's going on down below, with a smile on my face. All the while I'm letting the hoover dam loose, drawing what looks like the map of Africa on the garage wall.  I think my dick is a great artist...

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I would have dumped out the rest of the mouthwash, pissed in the bottle and spilled it out somewhere else.  Better to leave a minty stain than a piss stain IMHO.  Or simply not have missed the rest stop...

It rained anyway and being on top floor, by the time I got back to the car after the session, it was already dried out

surveillance cameras

clumps of bushes...  except my favorite stop is closed by budget cuts.  I plan to arrive early & stop at the corner coffee shop before arrival.  
I knew a guy who worked for a paving contractor...  I never figured out how he did it but he'd stand against a truck & pee behind a tire (plans spread on the hood??)  
I used to work out of a walk in van, retrieved old coffee cup & took care of things in the back.  I'd get out, dump cup under truck.  Throw the cup away because it'll stink.

and for all they know, I'm just staring over the wall and looking down lol

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I keep the empty water bottles and carry them in my trunk and take one to incall. With the BP ladies you never know if you will be able to use the bathroom or not. Sucks I had to use one tonight lol.