Write Review
2,075,665 Total Reviews 3,501 New Reviews
11,051 Users Online

TER General Board

It was at a MP a long time ago....
Zak0326 33 Reviews 1325 reads
posted
1 / 31
What was your worst session

Reflecting and thinking about the early days I remember my worst session (my only less than stellar session) she was a traveling lady from Boston who faked putting my penis inside her vagina. Her signature move was to Russian guys with her huge tits and get them to cum that way. Needless to say she no longer provides that was my worst session. What was yours?

As always no names

JackDunphy 480 reads
posted
2 / 31
That's ironic. I wont see anyone OVER 40. LOL

Thank goodness you just squeak by at 39. ;)

LoboGris 3 Reviews 552 reads
posted
3 / 31
she

ot drunk, passed out and snored before we got nekkid....

Protein2013 76 Reviews 355 reads
posted
4 / 31
Julia, take that session as a compliment (e)


END OF MESSAGE

GaGambler 511 reads
posted
5 / 31
and we all know she is telling the absolute, positive, 100% truth about her age

after all, anyone sticking to the same story for the best part of a decade must be telling the truth.

2236707 3 Reviews 282 reads
posted
6 / 31
Age is negotiable, isn't it? eom


END OF MESSAGE

mrfisher 115 Reviews 644 reads
posted
7 / 31
It was at a MP a long time ago....

I got a very short and lousy massage with a sucky HJ and to add insult to injury, she came back while I was dressing and said:  You know, most guys leave a tip, so I hope you do.

I said maybe next time, and hauled ass

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 609 reads
posted
8 / 31
Only a couple nightmares but ...

my worst with a verifiable, reviewed provider is in my reviews. It's a rather complete review of an event where nothing happened. Sorta a noBlow by noBlow description. My only scalding review.

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 413 reads
posted
9 / 31
Re: The guy in his early 30's

His review said you took a pounding like a "champ" and loved it.  
Oh, and he said you came at least 12 times.  
 

Posted By: JuliasLittleSecret
who fucked me like the Energizer Bunny in jack hammer mode for two hours straight, left me with condom burns for a week, and insisted that we should date IRL.  
   
 Hence the reason I don't like to see anyone under 40.  LOL

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 422 reads
posted
10 / 31
Re: Only a couple nightmares but ...

Why in the world would you give her a 5?!

1705218 10 Reviews 416 reads
posted
11 / 31
Re: and we all know she is telling the absolute, positive, 100% truth about her age

Now GaG I know there are some on TER who may think you are a prick, but I disagree. However you are likely to "prick" some story baloons, lol

Posted By: GaGambler
after all, anyone sticking to the same story for the best part of a decade must be telling the truth.

JackDunphy 337 reads
posted
12 / 31
It really depends on how many personas a girl has.

I would deduct 10% points for each persona, unless she cooked for Jack, at which point I may toss her a no charge...you know, with me being in the holiday spirit and all

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 410 reads
posted
13 / 31
Re: she

Sounds like someone I dated IRL

Posted By: LoboGris
 
 got drunk, passed out and snored before we got nekkid.....  
     
 

1705218 10 Reviews 662 reads
posted
14 / 31
One of the best was also the worst

I had a great session with one of my favorite ladies but it was going to be the last because she was retiring and I'd never enjoy her again.:(

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 296 reads
posted
15 / 31
Re: It really depends on how many personas a girl has.

That's clear in all your reviews. What a pro.

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 567 reads
posted
16 / 31
Ok I'm curious

How did she fake your dick in her VJ?

cuppajoe 528 reads
posted
17 / 31
Back in the day.

Its been 30 years.  Found her in the back of the personals you buy at the porn store, which was pretty much what you had to do back then.  

2nd floor of a row house in South Philly, pimp let me in.  1st mistake.

Blond chick in the bedroom, looked OK.  Started to disrobe, pimp bangs on the door, she lets him in, "forgot"  something in the closet.  Comes and goes.  Should have gone myself.  2nd mistake.  

She takes her panties off, some TP hanging from her cooch.  Not going down on her, so overlooked that.  At least she tried to wipe herself.  Should have left then.  3rd mistake.

BJ upsell.  Declined.  Maybe I'm getting wiser.  

We get in mish, done in 5.  Bang on the door "Done in there?"  Time to leave, this ordeal going to be over.

I leave as fast as I can. Back on the sidewalk, guess who follows me down?  I start walking fast down the street, he follows.  "How much did you give her?" as he's tugging on my sleeve. The ad say 100 and that's all I parted with.  For once, my brain is functioning again.  I said 200.  He whips around and leaves, and I run for my car.  

Nothing has ever come close to this experience.  
Posted By: Zak0326
Reflecting and thinking about the early days I remember my worst session (my only less than stellar session) she was a traveling lady from Boston who faked putting my penis inside her vagina. Her signature move was to Russian guys with her huge tits and get them to cum that way. Needless to say she no longer provides that was my worst session. What was yours?  
   
 As always no names

GaGambler 392 reads
posted
18 / 31
Even if true, I don't know why that would make me jealous

but no worries, it's a well known fact that a LOT of guys here are into you old broads. I am all for it as it leaves me with less competition for the young women that I prefer. See how well that works out for both of us, or should I more accurately say all "four" of us?

and you are hardly the only woman here who has managed to stay 39 forever, even men do it, remember Jack Benny? Of course you do, don't you? lol

2236707 3 Reviews 240 reads
posted
19 / 31
We use the term "Aldo's" when referring to 10% increments of discounted age. eom


END OF MESSAGE

RomeoMike 39 Reviews 595 reads
posted
20 / 31
Before I discovered TER

I was perusing online ads looking for something a little edgier than my normal MILF inclinations. I found an ad for this 19 year old, cute little spinner, great butt, smoking body with small, very perky breasts, unnaturally red hair, lots of tats and piercings. She had a few so-so, YMMV type reviews (not TER), but I thought her look was really interesting so I decided to take a shot.

Walked into her room and she immediately asked for the donation. I tried to set it down discretely on a table but she took it from my hand and started counting. The room is a complete mess, it's extremely smoky, she's got a little dog with her and overall the funk in the air was pretty bad. She's got a poster board up with a hand-made calender on which she's marking off the days and the last day says "my new boobs".

As for the session, DATY is an extra $100 (I was there for $150 for 30 min), she didn't allow any touching of the kitty, no kissing and she made it really difficult to even suck her nipples. Quite frankly she would have had to leave the room to be any less engaged than she was. After I popped she jumped out of bed and went to let the dog out of the bathroom and clean up the dump it had taken on the floor in there. She then came back and said "you can go flush that". I headed into the bathroom and along the way stepped in two really wet, really cold spots on the carpet that had to be further gifts from the dog. And even though she'd cleaned up, the smell in the bathroom was just horrible.  

The closest thing to anything erotic the entire time was when the dog ran over and licked my toes just before I put my socks back on.

lhooq 109 Reviews 454 reads
posted
21 / 31
Re: Back in the day.

let's hope he didn't beat her up over the missing $ 100....

Posted By: cuppajoe
I\\
 I leave as fast as I can. Back on the sidewalk, guess who follows me down?  I start walking fast down the street, he follows.  "How much did you give her?" as he's tugging on my sleeve. The ad say 100 and that's all I parted with.  For once, my brain is functioning again.  I said 200.  He whips around and leaves, and I run for my car.  
   
 Nothing has ever come close to this experience.

octavia.lexa See my TER Reviews 594 reads
posted
22 / 31
Re: Before I discovered TER

"my new boobs" lol

that was so funny
Posted By: ClassicRock57
I was perusing online ads looking for something a little edgier than my normal MILF inclinations. I found an ad for this 19 year old, cute little spinner, great butt, smoking body with small, very perky breasts, unnaturally red hair, lots of tats and piercings. She had a few so-so, YMMV type reviews (not TER), but I thought her look was really interesting so I decided to take a shot.  
   
 Walked into her room and she immediately asked for the donation. I tried to set it down discretely on a table but she took it from my hand and started counting. The room is a complete mess, it's extremely smoky, she's got a little dog with her and overall the funk in the air was pretty bad. She's got a poster board up with a hand-made calender on which she's marking off the days and the last day says "my new boobs".  
   
 As for the session, DATY is an extra $100 (I was there for $150 for 30 min), she didn't allow any touching of the kitty, no kissing and she made it really difficult to even suck her nipples. Quite frankly she would have had to leave the room to be any less engaged than she was. After I popped she jumped out of bed and went to let the dog out of the bathroom and clean up the dump it had taken on the floor in there. She then came back and said "you can go flush that". I headed into the bathroom and along the way stepped in two really wet, really cold spots on the carpet that had to be further gifts from the dog. And even though she'd cleaned up, the smell in the bathroom was just horrible.  
   
 The closest thing to anything erotic the entire time was when the dog ran over and licked my toes just before I put my socks back on.

Stickythong 362 reads
posted
23 / 31
"Condom burns"

Sounds like a good name for a punk band or bar.

Posted By: JuliasLittleSecret

SamanthaKillington See my TER Reviews 328 reads
posted
24 / 31
I'd Say, You're the winner :) {$0.02} eom


END OF MESSAGE

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 349 reads
posted
25 / 31
Re: "Condom burns"

I always wanted to buy a liquor store just so I could name it, "Dick's Liquors "... Tell me you wouldn't want that tee shirt? LOL

sasha2cute See my TER Reviews 350 reads
posted
26 / 31
Why? In a nutshell: A 5 is someone disappointed. A 2 reads a vindictive. Smart man


END OF MESSAGE

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 342 reads
posted
27 / 31
I guess I was feeling generous that day?

If you read the post, what would you rate her

mojojo 1 Reviews 391 reads
posted
28 / 31
Worst of the worst.

Bad sessions are something we all have to go through. They're part of the landscape of the hobbyist. The provider too. Nevertheless, with each bad session, and there've been a few, a new rule is added to prevent such a situation. Or at least decrease the odds of it happening again. Those new rules lead me to some of the most remarkable women. So even though they were bad, in a way, I have to thank those ladies, and their awfulness.  

Mine have more to do with mood killings rather than lackluster performance, although I have experienced both. Back in the day there was this lady I had my eye on. She had an exotic name, and an exotic look. She also had great reviews, so I was really excited. The day of the session, she started stringing me along. 'Can you give me an extra 15?' She did that four times. When I finally arrived, and we got naked, she had one of the most beautiful pussies I'd ever seen, so I forgot about being strung along. But whoa!! Yep, she was the saran wrap lady I've written about in the past. So that gorgeous pussy went for nought. That was mood killer one, but there was still a chance to salvage things. Then she started talking about what a great lover her boyfriend was. How he could go all night long. Whatever mood was left was killed off for good, and it lead to the creation of rule #5.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 332 reads
posted
29 / 31
Re: The guy in his early 30's

Funny,  I dated a 46 yr. old in real life who fked me better than any guy in his 30s, and was in better shape too. Age has very little to do with how a person is in bed... more like who he was with before and what they did or did not teach him.

I_like_escorts 22 Reviews 254 reads
posted
30 / 31
It was a reputable agency girl!

We all know and universally love GFE.  Some of us get a kick out of PSE.  That provider was an FWE: frigid wife experience.  

Scheduled via the website, got screened, showed up.  The usual drill.  That provider clearly didn't like how I looked and/or how old I was at the time (mid 20's), and did a piss-poor job at hiding it.  She didn't verbalize anything, but her actions and body language gave it all away.  I was beginning to get uncomfortable with the way she was acting.  But since I paid for my time, I plowed through the discomfort, and went through with it anyway.  At the end, when I left her hotel room, I thought to myself: "Will not repeat!"  While I've had "just OK" sessions, that one was flat-out BAD.

A few of her reviews describe the same experience I had.  She hasn't been listed with the agency for years.  I wonder why!

-- Modified on 12/24/2015 12:21:54 AM

I_like_escorts 22 Reviews 260 reads
posted
31 / 31
Re: she

That's a 4 on the TER performance scale: "she just laid there".  Hey, it's true :).

Post Reply Back To Forum
Register Now!