ASSCLOWN ALERT

Another shithead who wants to make indirect insults to women as he hides behind and alias. No different than the douchebags who have a "no fat chicks" bumpersticker on their car.

Your mama should have slapped your face more often, chickenshit.


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How can some of you guys see a hot and fit provider one week, give her an 8 in appearance and then the next week see a provider The size of a blue whale and give her the same 8? It makes no sense to me. Surely you have to deduct points, at least one for every 25 pounds of flab. Wouldn't that be fair?

because I don't know anybody who does this.

Are we talking "Hand'" modeling?
Runway modeling?
Swimsuit modeling?
Laine Bryant modeling?
Age demographic modeling?

Or maybe modeling chocolate?

Deduct at least 3 for 25 pounds of flab.

This inflated reviewing must come to an end. lol

Because though most ladies aren't 'picture perfect' models at first glance, as far as I'm concerned their personalities and their love for life and their vocation make them very attractive to me.

Shit, I've met and talked with ladies that by appearance were hot, but their fucking attitudes sucked ass so much they might as well have been Quasimodo.

It's fucking attitude, man. You act like a cunt, you're gonna look like an ugly ass bitch.

And who the fuck wants to spend time or money on a cunt?

differently. I can't compare a spinner to a chubby provider, that doesn't make any sense. Just because your a spinner, that doesn't mean that you are somehow better looking than thick providers. Hell, I've been with plenty of thick providers, and they look very good IMO. I've also been with plenty of spinners, and they also look good IMO. But, I cannot make those comparisons as to who look better base on their body compositions. Because each provider is unique, and has different qualities. Just because they got a few extra pounds, that doesn't make them less attractive.

Each category of providers are rated differently, usually its distinguished by age and body composition. If I'm with a mature women, I cannot compare her to a younger women. Is it sinking into your head yet?

If I am with a thick provider, then I will rate her on what I think is ideal for her body composition. Not all chubby providers are the same. For example, some thick providers are naturally thick, and some are just fat, some have beautiful faces, while others are average, you get the idea. As a hobbyist, I have to rate the thick provider to what I think is ideal for thick providers only. And not try to compare her to a spinner, that would be very foolish.

You cannot make those comparisons because each provider is different and unique. BTW, being a spinner may not be the ideal type for other hobbyist, because some hobbyist like thick providers, and would consider spinners unattractive. Also, there are some things that thick providers can offer and satisfy, while spinners will never be able to satisfy base on their composition. Hope you get the idea.

Attitude is a big game changer for me. Bad attitude stinks and can ruin the experience entirely. Bad attitude deserves lower scores. However, if she looks good, and despite the attitude problem. I still have to rate her honestly on her looks alone. But, for the performance, that is a different matter, and rate her low for that.

As long as the pictures are accurate I can make my own assessment of her looks. I couldn't care less what another monger thinks.

While I agree with MP67 that attitude affects scoring, it can only affect it so much. The score is an 8, which means she is not perfect. Thus there are tradeoffs. Maybe the hot body had a face only a mother could love, and the whale was, otherwise, beautiful, and knows how to sexy. There are some pretty hot Plus Sized models out there, and some pretty homely fit ladies.

I normally don't see large ones (spinners only) nor do I meet black women often , but back in the summer I met a big civie black chick in a hotel bar and ended up thinking about her for months afterwards. I kicked myself for not going for it because she was sexy as hell and all but saying lets head upstairs.

As for these numbers on here I am asking for input from you fellas who have been around for years what your 10 is based on ? I do 1-10 based on what I see in the provider world only, but it seems a number of you here are basing it on world class fashion models. Based on where I "shop"  If I went by VS models I would be stuck at 4s & 5s 80% of the time.        

Performance is Performance  

Very well said McDonald. Different strokes for different folks. And beauty is in the eye of the beholder. As for me, i like to try all body types. But, i mostly lean towards curvy, tall and mature ladies.

You would give a manatee an 8. That is clear by looking at your "reviews" while gagging.

Appearance includes many factors.

A provider may be fit, but if she has a hroses face two things will happen. First I would only end up in a room with her if I am dead. Second, if for some reason I do have an encounter with her, I would not rate her looks highly.

One of the hottest faced women that I have ever met was heavy. Interestingly, two fit women would have jumped in bed with me during that time, but the only one that I fantasized about screwing was the heavy woman. She had the face of an angle. The situation was weird for me because I was decidely NOT normally interested in sex with heavy women.

The heavy women can simply have a greater amount of elegance about them, or, they may handle themselves in a way that appeals to a man.

I want accurate pictures that provide privacy for the provider, but allow me to get an idea of what she looks like. Sometimes a provider is just ass kicking good looking and that pours out of her pictures. I have learned not to rely too heavily on appearance scores because what a person views as beautiful is subjective.

Unlike you and some others, I take pride in knowing the ladies before I get with them. We talk and get to know each other. Partly cuz I like to talk(surprise), but mainly cuz I'm genuinely interested in these women. Besides, it makes for a much more comfortable time when we do get nekkid.

So someone you may see as a 5, I may see as a 7 or 8 just because I've had the pleasure of talking with them and discovered what a wonderful person they are. THAT'S attractive to me, so that's why I give certain ladies certain scores.

You keeping up cuz here's something else I'm gonna throw at you. Pay attention now...

It's been pretty much said that the majority of the guys here are either old, fat, no social skills, and lack confidence to try and find civvie strange. Some a combination, some all of the above. BUT, these same guys are looked upon by a lot of these ladies as the most handsome men alive.

You know why? I'm going to tell you. Because they're honest about their percieved shortcomings. They're respectful when they interact with the ladies, show up fresh and clean, have the proper gift and truly appreciate the fact that such a beautiful lady spent a certain amount of time with them even if it was for the $.

The ladies would much rather see some older, out of shape, timid guy that truly appreciates them than some drunken bafoon who thinks his shit doesn't stink. Not that I know anyone like that...

So, seeing as how you posted under an alias, none of us have any idea who you are and what type of ladies you see. Or should I say, let YOU see THEM, considering your attitude sucks some serious ass.

It is what it is, pal. Get over yourself and maybe you'll realize the 'manatee' you wouldn't usually see just might fuck the taste out of your mouth one day.

For example. There's this lady that works in the plant I. She's heavy, but has the face of an angel, like you described, and we joke around with each other all the time. I find that attractive and I'd fuck her in a minute if she wanted to.

While attitude is more directly relevant to performance, it still matters for appearance.

Have you ever seen a girl who looks better one day than another, despite doing her hair, makeup, clothes, etc all the same way?  I know I have.  Attitude will change how she carries herself, and this can make for a significant difference in how good she looks.  Even if you still want to put this into performance, how can you reliably tell where the purely physical attractiveness ends, and the attitude she is projecting begins?

Good post!  I agree.

You add on appearance points because they talk to you?? That's some funny shit.

A woman's looks don't change no matter how cool she is.  Sounds like you're saying that they do.  I've met ladies that are cool and I'd rather spend time with them than one who's a bitch.  Still, if she looks like a pig and is cool as shit, her appearance scores have got to reflect the curly tail.  Her "cool" factor may upgrade her performance score, or just add words to the text of the review.

I'm not the one hiding behind an alias, fool, talking shit. Act like you own a pair for fuck sakes. Be a man when you talk shit about other people. Fucking needle-dick wannabe.

Spare us for fuckin' vast knowledge of who is and isn't attractive. You're talkin' out of your ass and you know it.

Wish I knew who this was, and if infact you had any reviews. That way I could ask these ladies EXACTLY what they thought of you.

For some reason, I think I'll be highly amused, lol!

My reviews are my reviews. I call it the way 'I' see it. I'm not here for you, I'm not here for that jack-ass. I'm here for me and my experiences. Appearance scores are subjective in the firstplace, and the criteria each one of us puts into them is dependent how we 'see' that person when we meet.

Here's another example. You know of a lady I'm especially tight with. She's in the top 20 of the national list. Gets 10s for appearance constantly, she's a professional model for fuck sakes. I'd give her a 11 if I could just because she's one of the sweetest people on the planet and her sensitivety makes me ashamed of myself sometimes.

Actually I'd give her a 12 but I take away a point because she's not always easily accessible to me, lol!

What I'm trying to say is, the 'coolness' factors into my appearance score, not performance. The fact I may get extra time, or we do something that the lady doesn't normally do with other guys, at least by what is said in her reviews, factors into her performance scores. And as you know, I don't write everything that happens in my reviews.

Besides, that's what backchannel's for....

Im looking for perfection, and I'm willing to wait for it.  If you see some cool pig and give her a 10 for appearance to reflect her great attitude, and convince me to see her as a result, I'm gonna have to drop the mod gig just so I can write reviews again and give her a 4.  Granted, looks are subjective but there should be some conventional measure.  Scary fucking ugly isn't worth paying for, no matter how cool she is.

I don't think any real hobbyists will agree with you that because a provider talks to you on the phone, she should get points added to her appearance score. That has to be one of the most idiotic statements that I have ever heard on TER. Even from your lips.

I never said you couldn't write them.  I just said that they make your opinion worthless to any guy that wants to fuck hot women.

The only reason I'm answering your stupid-ass is because I felt I insulted Little Phil for what I told him. For that I apologize. Not for what I said, but how I said it.

HIM I respect. You? WTF is there to respect? You have no balls. You hide behind an alias and spout off how YOU think things should be. Who the fuck are you to tell people what to think and what to write when you won't even give them the common courtesy to say who you are?

How the fuck can you back up your convictions when you're basically fucking nobody? You're a fucking alias, dude! You don't exist. Your words mean shit, and all they accomplish is getting the hair on my neck to stand up because of MY convictions about pussies like you.

Talk all you want. I got all day, a fridge full of beer, and half a dozen packs of smokes. I'm settling in my bunker and I await the puke that comes flying out of your mouth, douchebag!

As a matter of fact, I don't write reviews about every lady I've seen. Don't feel the need.

Just like most guys use this site to meet women, they never post on the boards or write reviews for that matter. But those of us that do, get beat up on because you and some others don't agree about what I scored them, when you have no idea what the hell happened cuz you weren't there.

Little Phil, you know I don't want to fight with you. And there's no right or wrong answer in this.

I got offended because an alias is telling me I'm full of shit. An alias. Who the hell is he to tell me how to write an honest review when he can't be honest in starting this shit because he's hiding behind an alias?

Sorry, but that rubs me the wrong way...

Why don't you just admit that adding points to a provider's appearance score because they talk to your lonely ass on the phone is the most stupid idiotic thing that you have conjured up. No, instead you play the alias crybaby theme again, over and over. Typical mindless babble of an inferiority complex on display.
You can have the last word, or babble on this thread. I can't continue on. I feel like I am competing with a child.

I score them the way I score them. You got a problem with that, that's your fucking problem. Don't read them if it bothers you that much. Simple. Almost as simple as you.

A child? Maybe. Malcriado would be a better term. Look it up. I'll give you a hint, though. The reason why I'm called that is because of the treatment I get from the ladies...

You have a Happy New Year, and can't wait to see your first review!

I don't use one other than my original "handle", but probably for a different reason that you don't use an alias either.  I have no real problems with guys/gals that want to emply one, it is "what it is".  But why let a guy goad you into changing the way you might address his/her post?

Mikey...I like your posts for the most part, and the ones I don't like are where you tend to get sidetracked with an "alias" poster.  You start going off on the guy for things that have nothing to do with the post.  And then what you really have to say becomes unimportant.

The airlift post was said to irritate you.  No issue, and would it really matter if it wasn't an alias?  It shouldn't, its still someone that just wanted to get a rise out of you.  Don't feed those guys, but stick to the types of posts that really address this guy.  And if he/she just wants to keep up with the "insults"...simply don't reply.

You are who you are.  Some like you, some don't, most don't really give a crap.  And in reality, that applies to everyone of us.  I've had guys/gals PM me saying the "love" my posts, others by way of reply to a post I know don't care for my input.  And most simply read a comment and move right along not ever commenting in any form.  But I say it the way I see it...and that will tend to rub some folks the wrong way.

Life's way too short to let anyone or any topic on this board to be an issue.

By the way..Happy New Year's to you