Write Review
1,978,805 Total Reviews 4,221 New Reviews
8,778 Users Online

TER General Board

It may just be spermatocele. My ex had 'em and his balls were the size of oranges! (end)
elegantGFEelise 3127 reads
posted


END OF MESSAGE

papahemmingway4784 reads

So I am checking myself out and I freek out when I feel something. I am positive I have testicular cancer and run to the doctor. I am told it is a type of syst, not cancerous, nothing to worry. It is a pocket of left over seamen (?) The appointment eventually leads to my vesectomy, which is a great thing. During the proceedure I complain to the doctor about this seemingly 3 testy I now have. He takes a needle, jabs it and draws out a shiringe full of seamen, the nurse about gags, I can't feel a thing, so everything is cool. Now 2 years later the damn thing is twice as big and I feel like I have 3 balls, I ask doctors about it and the say not to worry, no big deal. I say NO BIG DEAL, I HAVE 3 BALLS! Does anyone else have this probable? Thanks for the all the jokes in advance.

ReplyQuoteReport
Jismnasium3409 reads

it sounds like you have a grossly unqualified doc. Get another Doc IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!

ReplyQuoteReport
PeterPickle2757 reads

In high school I thought I had a square ball. One of them felt naturally rounded but the other one felt like a Rubics Cube.

So I booked a physical with my doctor, when he did the old squeeze and cough twice routine I told him my concerns about my squared off nuts. He gave me what seemed like a borderline HJ (yuck) checking the nutsack out, but eventually said I was fine, so I went bank to spanking it regularly.

My advice........ If you want advice on who's a GFE or not, post on this discussion board, but when it comes to health issues don't mess around, go to the doctor.

-- Modified on 9/23/2004 6:42:37 AM

ReplyQuoteReport
SULLY2081 reads

There once was a man from Devizes
Whose Balls were of two different sizes
The one that was small was of no use at all
But the larger one won several prizes!

Sully

ReplyQuoteReport
VonRyan2829 reads

"polyorchidism".... This is another extremely rare condition. Most sufferers have three testicles, although four or five have been known to occur.

From First Science.com...

During conscription for WWII, there were nine documented cases of men with three testicles.

Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one testicle.
...Below is a link to "famous" testicles.

Anyone with a threeheaded "monster"?

Cheers!

Related Link: http://www.surf2sex.com/users/reload/penis/testicles.htm

ReplyQuoteReport
hrnyguy312571 reads

Hitler has only just one ball;
Goebels has two, but very small;
Himmler, has something similar;
And Goering has no balls at all!

ReplyQuoteReport
followme2961 reads

I have been told I have a pair of BRASS balls....but three WOW,
I'm thinking that could start to get uncomfortable.

Thank You

ReplyQuoteReport
elegantGFEelise3128 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
sedonasandiego2501 reads

I know most (ok, not all, but many) men have to be led by the hand to the doctor and it's worse than pulling teeth for their wives or SO's to get them to go.
And you know who you are if you know that you don't even tell your wives about this symptom or that because you KNOW she'll yank you down to see the Doc! LOL!

However, in this business, we see a lot of things, and it can be difficult when you wonder if you should say something to a client and let them know 'you should get this checked; it's not normal'.

Open to comments..

ReplyQuoteReport
hardwood35m3355 reads

If you send a follow up email tell the guys there, or on the way out the door.  Most know there is an issue, we've been fondling that since we were 5, but we need a push.

ReplyQuoteReport
maximous4714 reads

Obviously I am sensative about it I am using an alias even here, where we all go by nick names. I have seen a 4 of Doctors (1 at the emergency room, my general, my protologist, and 1 to check for a hernia) and they shrug it off. So I would hope I have no health issue regarding it. I just don't like the thing, and lets face it I play with it a lot. I just wondered how often it occurs and if it bugs anyone else. I am sure there is a Doctor who will cosmeticly fix this. Think reality TV is ready for this?

ReplyQuoteReport
BIRD4387 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
hrnyguy312574 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
secorp2747 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
ElleWoods2671 reads

so now it is all routing into a sac, time to get a lawyer.

It's going to keep growing fyi.  A proper vasectomy shouldn't cause that.  You have a problem-seriously

ReplyQuoteReport
Post Reply Back To Forum
Register Now!