I got a room with a Jacuzzi - jets and all. I'm used to regular baths where, no matter how much soap you pour in, it only forms a few bubbles. (Guess where this is going…)
I was excited to provide a big ole' bath for a guest yet again, but this time I wanted more bubbles!
As I drew the bath, I decided to dump half (or more) of the bottle of soap into the jacuzzi (with jets). All was going as planned - no bubbles. My guest wanted to watch me get off - at my suggestion as to how - with the jets in the jacuzzi. Of course, I obliged.
The tub was full and ready for the jets. (Note: I had to fill it above the fill line due to water that was scorching hot!) The bubbles began to form. 'Success!' I thought, lol.
Both in the tub, sliding around because it was so slippery and soapy, (this guy was hot too,) I started flirting with the jet near my coochie. All of a sudden I was engulfed in bubbles - as was he. I opened my eyes and seriously, the bubbles were like over our heads. He was trying to move them away from me so I could concentrate, but he was losing. Bubbles were running down the jacuzzi area steps, all over the side of the tub, just - a mess. OMG. Embarrassing.
This reminds me of an old Rodney Dangerfield movie (can't remember the name of it). He's having a party in his hotel room and sitting in the Jacuzzi with a woman. Then he says, "What we need in here is Bubbles. Hey Bubbles, come here". Then "Bubbles" (another woman) gets into the Jacuzzi with them. LOL
Mr Roberts: Henry Fonda, James Cagney and Jack Lemon - 1955. Hysterical scene of bubbles coming endlessly from a washing machine aboard a Navy ship. Not quite as relevant as ctriver's Rodney Dangerfield scene but funny nevertheless.
First time date and I'm all done up. Beautiful sheath dress, belt to accentuate my tiny waist, heels.... Social part goes great, back to hotel and....
We can't for the life of us get my belt off me!
So finally I decided to make it a part of the festivities. If you can't beat em, join em. Well in this case, if you can't get it off, make it part of the fun! We took the dress off and out from underneath the belt and that was that.
I got it off, easily, when I got home later. First try! Go figure?
It was a pretty handy thing to have around my midsection though. I almost think it should be a special offering. LOL. I had no idea how much more fun it could get with a hand hold like that!
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