But what is it with the "bottle of water"? So many reviews start with a provider offering a client a glass or bottle of water. Is that just being a good hostess or is it supposed to have some legal significance?

I won't do it. You come from the street, maybe tired and/or thirsty. Sometimes I'm the one to ask if they have anything to drink.Have had Coronas and pizza with my apt. girls. I had pasta and wine on my first TER date.

What legal significance could there be?

The first time I read it I thought it said:
Re:A Bowl Of Water is long for BOW which is short for BOW WOW - she wants you to do her doggie.  eom

Do her doggie? or do her doggie style? Would you do her doggy if she asked you too? I don't think so. Bestiallity is such a nasty thing.

I don't know why people can't write clearly. You can learn to write. If I can do it, you can do it.

Because sex makes you sweat
Sweating makes you lose body water
that causes dehydration

We dont want you going over the hour and then having to recesitate your ass

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If you want to get the most out of your session it's probably a good idea to make sure you are sufficiently hydrated before you get started.  You will be sweating and depositing fluids and the last thing you want to feel is weak or dizzy because of dehydration.  Drinking the water will also moisten a dry or sticky mouth making DFK or DATY more enjoyable.

Reading your posts make my head hurt...I really do hope you were joking cause if not then you are by far the stup----I won't say it.....

Frankie meant doggie style when she said "do her doggie"
I don't even wanna know why YOU brought up beastiality

As for writing clearly....look in the mirror friend and take a lesson from your message.

Ciara, maybe we want you to "recesitate our ass."  If I was in the hospital and the nurse looked like you, i'd find any excuse I could to have you in my room.  Now, if I can only come up with the airfare to Buffalo, we can play "patient/nurse."

If your mouth stays dry, you're doing it wrong. haha

-- Modified on 3/19/2005 10:25:57 AM

Rerink the water to prevent Dehydration

What are you talking about???

I can ride a bicycle, HARD (20+ mph) for over 90 minutes in 90+ degree heat, drinking only about 30 ounces of water and not be that dehydrated.  I seriously doubt anybody sweats out that much during sexual activity!

Ciara the provider in the post above mine, also believes the bottle of water is offered to prevent dehydration.  We came up with this idea completely independent of each other since our posts came out at the same time.

You are obviously not a human physiology expert.  Your statement only supports my claim that drinking water prevents dehydration.  You state that you can ride a bicycle HARD (20+ mph) for 90 minutes in 90+ degree heat “drinking” only about “30 ounces of water” and not be “that dehydrated”.  There is nothing in your excerpt that discredits my post.  Try doing that ride without the 30 ounces of water and without drinking any water beforehand.  Since you admit to needing water on your bike ride how did that scenario support your theory that water is completely unnecessary before a sexual encounter?  Your statements are contradictory.

I gave a reason for providers offering a bottle of water and you don’t agree based on your belief that every hobbyist has a body that is as efficient as yours and therefore it is not possible to ever be dehydrated.  That reasoning has major flaws in it.  Have you considered the range of ages, levels of fitness, medical conditions, and body types of men in this hobby?  Not everyone trains like you and I'm sure if you place an older (50+) out-of-shape person with diabetes on a bike for 90 minutes in 90 plus degree heat he will be hurting.  My point is everyone is different in this hobby and your limitations are not the same as others.

Water is necessary for life and it is hard to drink the recommended daily amount of it (for good health, you should drink 8 to 10, 8 ounce glasses of water a day).  Most people don’t drink enough water, and some may be on the verge of dehydration all the time.  Once you feel thirsty, fatigued, irritable, or have dry mouth you may already be dehydrated.

Even if there is only a remote chance that someone will get slightly dehydrated during a session, what harm will it do to drink some water before you begin?  Hobbyists pay a lot of money for an hour with a provider.  Why not be at your very best.

You wrote:

You are obviously not a human physiology expert.  Your statement only supports my claim that drinking water prevents dehydration.  You state that you can ride a bicycle HARD (20+ mph) for 90 minutes in 90+ degree heat “drinking” only about “30 ounces of water” and not be “that dehydrated”.  There is nothing in your excerpt that discredits my post.  Try doing that ride without the 30 ounces of water and without drinking any water beforehand.  Since you admit to needing water on your bike ride how did that scenario support your theory that water is completely unnecessary before a sexual encounter?  Your statements are contradictory.
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You miss the point, and the statements were not contradictory.  For the record, those long rides in hot weather are done without loading up on water an hour or so before the ride, as that makes me queasy.  Also, the exercise I mention is a lot more streneous on the body than the same equivalent time spent in the company of a lady, lets be honest!  Oh, and for the record I am over 40 and not exactly a spring chicken anymore.

You are comparing apples to oranges here.  The bottle of water is offered as a hospitality and to set parties at ease.  If you are getting dehydrated after an hour of rolling in sheets (and be honest, that usually is not an entire hour of hard sweaty work), then the water isn't going to help that much.  A doctor visit would be more in order.

If you are getting so dehydrated after an hour

You wrote:

The bottle of water is offered as a hospitality and to set parties at ease.

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That is all you had to post in the first place.  It is one reason to offer a bottle of water, but not the only reason.  I respect your opinion just as you should respect mine.  There was no reason to attack my post especially when you have absolutely no scientific data to dispute what I had posted which was drinking water prevents dehydration.  The only conclusion I can draw from your posts is that you are a mean person.

Drink more water.  It will make you less irritable.

ever notice that most incalls are done in hotels... what's with that?   another thing that irritates me is that there are no super providers that can make you cum at least 20 times in an hour... how come?  hey, accept it for what it is, an offer of friendship.... its included in the fee.