This is just an observation I have made lately - maybe true, maybe not.

You'll hear this....

most gals strike me as well educated and conversational, which I would think would be in keeping with the clientele they see.

One gal confided in me that she makes it a point to be able to carry on intelligently on any subject for at least ten minuets.

Most also know enough to let me do the yapping most of the time.  Nothing quite as sweet as the sound of one's own voice, after all.

Some gals are not that well educated, but have an ability to hold forth with an interesting story or two.

Most are Smart enough to know about current local news events. At least the ones I've seen. The current Provider I'm seeing always updates me on what's going on in her Life. Kind of a cool thing. I get to know more and more about her.

Hm you actually paid money to carry on a meaningful conversation? and able to do that for real?

the gal who started the career meltdown thread on the CHI board is "working on her Masters" according to her p411 profile. Think its in Business? I don't.  

...I was at a stripclub and overheard a blonde stripper in the booth next to me with a client. She was the most giggly, air-headed blonde bimbo that I had ever had the misfortune to overhear talking. The client left and she emerged from the booth and glanced over at me. I silently prayed that she wouldn't stop by my booth but she asked if I would like some company. Being the gentlewoman that I am, I agreed thru gritted teeth, hoping that she wouldn't stay long. She immediately let out a sigh and asked me if it would be alright if she could be herself. I was a bit taken aback by this and asked her what she was talking about. She went on to tell me that she does the dumb blonde routine every night and the guys eat it up and she banks. She saw me and said that I didn't seem like I would be interested in that act, which was true. Turns out that she had a PhD in literature or something like that and was a very intelligent woman.  
She wound up emptying my wallet that night in the VIP room

o she played you.

.....$200 and a sweaty round of 69 later, it didn't really matter much, eh?

I've seen some extremely sharp providers. Some I wouldn't want to argue with because I'd be at an intellectual disadvantage.

Approach a provider as someone of average intelligence or below average, and see if she dumbs down to tune into you. Then approach the provider as though you were highly intelligent and scholarly, and see if she comes off as more intelligent herself. Hard to do, because, of course, she'll form her opinion of you in the first few minutes of the first encounter.  

But given the choice of discussing the neo-classical influence on modern French literature or a blow job, most guys choose the latter over the former.

We became hookers because we required a business where we never need to figure out how to make correct change.

...sexy, strong, handsome, witty, and smart.

After having hobbyed for over a decade, I long ago recognized that providers worth seeing again are not intellectually vapid.  But they will try to sense what you want, and to proceed from there.  

Which means showing me respect by not insulting my intelligence, and being genuine but with consideration for my feelings.

Both parties agreed and you had fun. Not played by along shot. Glad you had fun.

I had a date where the total was $1400. I gave her 2 G-notes. I was expecting six C-notes back, but she couldn't figure it out.

Sex workers are no smarter, but no dumber than any other group of people.

While I love to feel like I'm the king of the world for a few hours, it's best in the arms of someone who's acting as themselves rather than a stereotype of weakness.  Trying to make me believe I'm smarter than whoever I'm with is counterproductive, there's greater joy to be found in an intellectual equal or superior.  

If you're talking about indies who are in the $300 and up range, in my experience they are generally smarter than waitresses, beauticians, ditch diggers, cashiers and many other service employees.

I agree 100%. Masters my ass.

And as I don't play dumb or put on an act at all, I don't argue and I'm very diplomatic.  Also I try to match the person I'm with and if they are not the sharpest tool in the shed I chose not to talk about things they simply won't grasp. Same with religion and politics, I'm not there to argue and if I can't say something nice, well I won't say anything at all. Last thing some guys want is a know it all, opinionated dinner companion.  

just as smart as those $300 and up hookers.

with a Phd in lit this is the best job she can probably get....working with her clit!

Posted By: lopaw

...I was at a stripclub and overheard a blonde stripper in the booth next to me with a client. She was the most giggly, air-headed blonde bimbo that I had ever had the misfortune to overhear talking. The client left and she emerged from the booth and glanced over at me. I silently prayed that she wouldn't stop by my booth but she asked if I would like some company. Being the gentlewoman that I am, I agreed thru gritted teeth, hoping that she wouldn't stay long. She immediately let out a sigh and asked me if it would be alright if she could be herself. I was a bit taken aback by this and asked her what she was talking about. She went on to tell me that she does the dumb blonde routine every night and the guys eat it up and she banks. She saw me and said that I didn't seem like I would be interested in that act, which was true. Turns out that she had a PhD in literature or something like that and was a very intelligent woman.  
 She wound up emptying my wallet that night in the VIP room

I don't want an opinionated, know it all dinner companion (trick) either, especially if it's on my time. If I am being paid, I could care less, I will nod and uhh huh and smile appropriately.

Your comment. How the frig do you know she doesn't?  

A happy, lifestyle trick.

I've given some thought to seeing Rrasha before she retires again (if she'd see me). Problem is, I wonder if she'd have me laughing so much that we wouldn't have any sex.

Of course she's a Masters educated hooker. Of course. Hence the epic idiotic meltdown. Yes, smart women intimidate me. My wife has five Masters and a PHD. Or so she says.  

I guess that makes us both happy, doesn't it?

I had never thought of myself as a "lifestyle trick" but it does have a ring of truth to it. I have to admit, being a "lifestyle trick" beats the hell out of being a miserable husband, with a job he hates, three kids that hate him, a mortgage he can't afford, and a whole bunch of people at the country club he tries unsuccessfully to impress.

I am quite happy being a whoremongering, lifestyle trick of a pig.

I act dumb when I get nervous. Very giggly, crack really bad jokes, (that people don't get half the time,) and am klutzy.  

On both sides of the coin. In a year, she may be a completely different person, and look back on that, and even feel bad about it.

Priceless

A smart person called you smart.