I just sobered up from a wild Fourth of July. Honest to goodness. I now remember why I do NOT drink.

There is something to be said about drinking black German beer in the Village and watching the fireworks..

and then waking up in Central Park halfway naked. I also happened to find myself next to a guy whose name...who the heck knows? I chalk this all up to being a 20 something living in NYC. I do remember meeting him at the BierGarten and then walking over to Hudson St. I think that is where I got the vodka from.

I dont even know how the heck that happened.
Do not mix German beer and vodka. I forgot I am no longer 19 and I can't hang with the big boys anymore. I have turned into a 2 glasses of wine and I am done type person.

man. fun times in the city. sometimes, its fun to be crazy every now and again.

i also now remember why i prefer being a provider than regular dating. too many games involved. I hate when guys try to...how can i put this...run game on me. Just tell me you want to do me and if I want to do you, then its a green light. Hail a cab and lets do it. I dont want to know your name, where you are from and if i wanted a lasting relationship, I sure as heck wouldn't do ya within 10 minutes of meeting you! Guys in the hobby eliminate all the mind games and dancing around each other. I like that. Its cut and dry. We have our fun and part ways. Ta da! Thank god for being a provider. If I wasnt, I would never get laid. lol

I also wanted to say hello to everyone. I am not on here often anymore, as I had the UNMITIGATED GALL to get a life and a real job. hope all are doing well!! take care everyone!!

lol

there is a memo/rumor flying around that there WILL be a Hump Day Report next week.

so keep posting so I have some good stuff to write about.

I know I have been promising a HDR for a while now...and those previous times were all lies.

i def have to do one next week. i see some good posts on here!

take care all!

If I manage to run into you on the street ... and I just directly tell you how amazingly hot you are and how badly that makes me want to get naked with you ... I can get hot sex?

I am SO there! LOL

Actually, kidding aside -- I found that worked extraordinarily well in the civie world. Women are so used to the dance that a direct approach gets amazing results.

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But what do I know?

When this becomes a democracy, we'll have a vote. Until then, the posts stand. lol

No, no don't do it!! I am only an aspiring one not worth of moderation. lol

I'm just sayin'...

I've moderated GaGambler before, but he just lets himself out.  Some days, you just can't win the fight.  

When you lock someone up, you aren't supposed to hand him the keys as you close the cell door. lmao

Besides, when do I ever say anything that is inappropriate??? rofl

I suppose that I got what I was asking for when I suggested you.  And you did warn me, lol.

BTW, it was good talking to you today.  Tomorrow we can discuss the overthrow of the free world [evil laugh track here].

I didn't know there was any free world left to overthrow. Yeah, I am all for it.

I found in the recent past, at the minimum, one in a hundred will have spontaneous sex with me, unless I'm being picky. Thats a lot more than none in my book, and No doesn't hurt me.The only problem with that method, 999 times out of a thousand the civvy I picked up at the bar,dog park,beach,or Wa Wa, and have instant sex, is nowhere near as clean and yummy as the provider I would much rather spontaneously call.
The civvy didn't know she might feel like having spontaneous sex,and  the provider covered all the bases, just in case.
Maybe I am extremely lucky,in my experience with providers they have  all been delightfully fragrant.
Civvies for me,are best left for relationships, where I can time my lust near shower times.

Very interesting statement!

I am a new provider and am so excited about getting layed. Actually so excited that I get upset with bookings for massages (not bc the envelope has a smaller surprise, but because its a TEASE).

Anyway, as a civvie, I would only have sex about 5-10 times a year bc I hated the bs games guys play! I also saved myself for the sincere ones...which we all know are 1% of the male population.

Just had to let you know that statement speaks volumes to me, lol.

Wow, really? this is an ad? man. i need to be more careful. Thankfully, my bribes to those who shall not be named came in handy and my post stayed.

smh. lol.

are ya serious?

i need to read the rules again or up my bribe amounts. lol

just kidding, for those who dont understand my brand of supreme sarcasm.