1.Mine is counting the money before the session.  
2.Paper still hanging out of her ass !

Gain a hundred pounds/age twenty years.

ad/profile say thin, athletic or slim but in reality she's not. One of these days I'll stop reacting like a deer in the headlights and just leave before the bus hits me.

misrepresentation of profile stats in their advertisements is the number one turn-off for me.

1) Refusing to introduce yourself and/or make conversation. Then coming out of the bathroom, dropping drawers, and saying, 'Let's see what you can do! Surprise me!!' Or some variant.  

NOT Newbie-friendly?

1. Being overly theatrical during a threesome and embarrassing me.  

Actually, most newbies have behaved exactly opposite to what I've described. They'd never feel comfortable just dropping drawers w/little or no formalities. They needed space, time, and conversation/flirtation in order to feel comfortable with a new person and an unusual situation.  

That has only happened once, about a month ago and I hope it never happens again.

I'm not saying that this is you, but most of the men I have seen are surprised when they see my nipples are pierced. The piercings are in my photos and on all of my advertising etc. Fortunately, for all of the men I have seen, this has been a pleasant surprise. I just wonder how often thing are glossed over, even when they are disclosed. Short of having it in bold letters at the beginning of my home page, I'm not sure how much more upfront I can be. Maybe it's only something that you look for if it bothers you?

Upsell during a session.  

Your pre-session turnoffs are much the same as mine, even though I'm a provider.  

a significant weight gain.

Hahah, nice!

I thought maybe I was the only one that doesn't like those nicknames. That's a turn-off for me right away. Handsome I can handle...

Getting to my car with 15 min left in my hour.
This can ruin what had been a great encounter.

When an OP is clearly directed to the hobbyists yet the providers answer... Or viceversa.  

and I'm getting darned fed up with it too

Not a fan of the providers phone being on and constantly ringing. Worse when she answers it or starts texting.
 Also not a fan of provider peeing during a session and leaving bathroom door open. Worse, she doesn't clean herself after peeing. Personal hygiene definitely goes both ways.

Creating drama by being excessively late for outcall or making me wait for incall.
There's enough drama in meeting of new lady anyway

Upselling!

Strongly agree about providers not silencing their phones and/or checking them during a session. It really kills the mood.

Nipple bars I don't like them but a good provider will make me forget them.  Lol.
Smoker's breath I experienced one time but a little mouth wash eliminates this.
Late a few minutes for an appointment has happened but never been a problem.
Body odor I have never experienced and don't know what I would do.    Tell the provider I guess and leave.    I would not review her thinking she would correct the problem if she was going to stay in business.  Hope it never happens I might throw up on her.   Lol.    
Highly reviewed provider's and agency's run a good shop and you don't have to address these issues

a kind of insight we don't often see here. Nice!

Hardly ever happens, but it did recently when a young, highly reviewed gal, who was clearly hung over from the night before, blathered for the last half of a 90 min. appointment.  

Really? Who refuses to wear yoga pants? I have had that request a few times, and it always makes me do my happy dance.

Ah my dear, 'twas only tongue in cheek. If only 'twas my tongue in your cheek (or any of them).

...or replying curtly to my first e-mail and then never to any of my follow-ups. The courtesy of an explanatory message back to me is always appreciated. I can take 'no' as a reply but I can't take silence.

If I make a curt reply, it's because I WANT to turn the guy off. I've already refused him, but I want to make him feel like he's decided not to see me. And not the other way around.

I'm just not as confident or in my "sexy place", attitude-wise when wearing yoga pants as I am in one of my favorite cocktail dresses.  

I'm with you 100% on the car issue!  If things wrap up earlier than expected I'll lay on bed naked (alone if I have to) fir a few more minutes.

Good question.  My turn offs would be:

...and yoga pants, but each in the right setting. I agree that for the first meeting, a dress is more appropriate IMHO.

This is a scientific fact. There is literally no sexier outfi

that can only happen so many times...

How I feel?   LOL!

1.  Poor hygiene.
2.  Poor attitude.
2.  Poor communication - specifically upsells.  There is a right and wrong way.
3.  Poor scheduling that leads to a session being cut short or seeing a wait line.

had a girl do that to me a few months ago.  totally turned me off.  she kept saying "oh i'm meeting a friend afterwards and just want to know where he is."

on the other hand, i saw a lady several times a few years ago, and she was consistently late by 15-20 minutes.  but she was incredibly once she got there, a lot of fun, and of course she made up the time at the end of the session.  

silence usually = 'no' and i'm surprised someone has to point that out...

innumeracy

i would reiterate that 'smoke smell' and 'upsell' are definite turn offs.

That's why people have to do their research and if they know exactly what their turn offs are, just ask the provider or make sure she doesn't have those things that u guys may find a turn off.  

Looking like she hasn't bathed in a couple of days
looking sweaty
bad breath
no effort to look nice (not brushing hair, no makeup)

If more than ten minutes late and no call, it is off.  

communication. Nothing is more of a turn-off than one-liners full of texting lingo. Delete.

Bad Attitude.

And I will never answer them. I'll answer everything around them, but will never answer the questions. It is such a turn-off!! Some recent ones I have been asked: Do you like to kiss? Are you passionate? What turns you on?  

She's just supposed to trust a complete stranger I would question that is she did ... Guys short girls all the time or maybe even give fake money or an empty envelope if you don't want to see her count it place the donation down and go " wash your hands "

I've mentioned this one before, but not super appealing when the lady shares the amazing sexual prowess & exploits of other clients she's seen on that trip.

LOL at the Rottweiler and dying parrot!!!

For whatever it's worth the recipient of your kidney is doing very well and you really did look cute after it was over and I tucked you in  😊

I thought your turnoff was condoms.

I do understand that silence means 'no'. But haven't we all suffered technical issues with e-mail? I like getting a real reply. She could say, "Sorry, I don't think I'm the right person for you. Please resume your search elsewhere." At least I wouldn't be left thinking there are problems with my ISP.

that's happened to me, and it is frustrating.

Isn't it knowing that a guy thinks you look sexy, that feels sexy?  

1. False advertising: though I will admit there that there are certain standardized metrics for beauty, there is something out there for everyone. Confidence in one's actual appearance (of close enough to it once your photos are edited) is very appealing in and of itself.

Especially if she is faking anyway.

1st P: Photos- fake photos, pics that are outdated.
2nd P: Phone- please, put the phone down during the session.

Been there.....horrible.