Pervert

Then what ?......gonna jerk off or book a session ?

Some people spend all their life wanting to know what others do?  

A horrible way to live

And who need to listen to their bed springs squeaking all night long anyways?

Why y’all getting on him like that! Different folks different strokes! I bet some you guys are into some nasty shit haha

..... a couple that were fucking all freaking night long. Screaming, head board banging, wild crazy fucking.
Every time I was about to call security, they would stop.  
They finally stopped at about 3:30 am.  

I got up the next morning and and a couple in their 70's (I'm pretty sure), walked out of the room as I was.  
I walked up to the man and shook his hand. I said "Good onya, Mate!" and walked off in awe of his and her greatness.  

I want to be them in 20 years.

you realize she's going through the exact routine for the 4th time that evening.  

 
I'm not into porn on the radio either.

I'd rather be the one having sex than listening to others do it

A new client requested that she bring along a male to have sex with her. She called me and I went with her. The new client and I took turns banging her. All the while she was smiling and appeared to have a good time. Get a room next door to hear a provider have sex with a client? Heck I was in the room with her.

Happened to me on a business trip in San Fran. Old swanky hotel with paper thin walls known as a place ladies host. Interesting at first to hear her work the phone with asshole bargain hunters. First client I heard argued about options then got down with loud country music. The second client thought he was god and rapped while doing the deed. After that I went to the bar, drank, and then covered my head with pillows praying for an outcall. Gave her the eye the next morning, she looked like a wreck being up all night and so did I.

First time in Boca Raton, FL for work and the hotels were full so had to book a lower end hotel where you could hear through the walls.  The women in the room next to me phone kept on ringing and heard her talking.  She was mentioning rates and time - duh!  Did a quick search on a certain website that advertises this kind of thing and found her - not the prettiest one and had no interest in calling.  Thank god as she wasn't that busy that evening and got a decent nights rest.  

Second time was in Tempe, AZ (also a work trip) and not sure if it was a provider or a horny couple, however there was a large patio outside my room and woke up in the middle of the night to a woman moaning outside my room.  The couple must of been staying in the room next to me and decided to have outdoor sex.  She was loud and I am sure I wasn't the only one hearing her getting plowed.  After 20 minutes it stopped and the next morning when I woke up I noticed outside my room used cigarettes and two red cups in front the room next to me.

...listening never beats doing....

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Then annoying as hell when I was trying to go to sleep. Especially if she's grabbing the headboard and its slamming against the wall.