Brad Pitt or Danny DiVito.

You can probably make a few bucks if the former, not so much if the latter.

Women here have us so pussy whipped that we throw ourselves at them, so why pay?

It is easier for a hooker to fuck a fat ugly guy and just go through the motions and lay there. A male hooker has to somehow get it up to do the deed.

If you have a 350 pound heifer with Rosacea and a kitty that has never been trimmed or shaved you had better be able to perform. Hope you like to DATY and do MSOG.

PS: Spare us the review!  

occasion where you praised me for my wisdom

If a woman wants free sex she'll get it with zero problems. It's so easy for women.

and eat your own shit?

I'm thinking about putting an ad up and trying my luck

who would fuck anything that walks. They don't have the high Hirogen standards.

1.There are a lot of desperate dudes out there

2.who would fuck anything that walks.

3 They don't have the high Hirogen standards.


Thats a indisputable fact,
actually two, always true facts.

How much would it take for you to get fucked up the ass, or blow a guy?

5 if they're old or fat.

Hey, if they want it they gotta pay for it. Isn't that the mentality around here?

At the only legal Nevada provider house that offers male heterosexual providers, the men charge the same price as the women: $200 for 40 minutes, $300 for 60 minutes, $500 for 120 minutes, and overnights starting at $2000.  (Internet special for Feb. is $175 for 40 minutes and for Mar. is $275 for 60 minutes).

where will we meet?

conciergedumonde.com

That'll give me an indication on how much I have to drink to see your ass.

What cities/towns do they do well in? I have a male relative interested. I am in phoenix and I dont think we have them here, if so where are they posted? Where in general are they posted?
thx

they usually have YEARS of training and study.
Do you?
devima

I just threw up in my mouth a little, but I'm laughing at your post. I think I'd rather be Al Bundy from "Married with Children" than face that possibility.

i can't get shit for what i deliver lol.  although recently a girl did say to me, "I should be paying you". cause you know...i am handsome and quite the charmer lol

I'm no marketing major, but I do think there is a percieved benefit to paying for something that otherwise could be had for free.

It might have to do with some kind of cost = quality relationship.

There is also perhaps a feeling of safety in paying for sex with a professional rather than going into a bar room scene.

And then there is the no strings argument which we all trumpet as the main reason to pursue the hobby rather than civie sex.

Hey, if he can make a go of this, I say God bless him and sent me an employment form too.

...Feel free to hire me at any time!