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why clutter the house with someone else's idea of nice?  Maybe you can get her to model for you and take some pics and put up your own classics?

spinman912401 reads

I'm having my ATF over to my apartment for an overnight and it's the first time any woman has ever been to my apartment, but during our correspondence she said she wants to bring some art from my apartment (her works I would guess since she recently had some featured in an art show), I never showed her it save the outside of the house on the few times we've met, I just wonder if it'd be to weird having her paintings up on my walls. I mean I do think of her as a friend and my apartment could use a little elegance, and culture. I guess I'll figure that out when she gets here

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inicky46794 reads

Let's just hope she doesn't paint on black velvet.

Posted By: spinman91
I'm having my ATF over to my apartment for an overnight and it's the first time any woman has ever been to my apartment, but during our correspondence she said she wants to bring some art from my apartment (her works I would guess since she recently had some featured in an art show), I never showed her it save the outside of the house on the few times we've met, I just wonder if it'd be to weird having her paintings up on my walls. I mean I do think of her as a friend and my apartment could use a little elegance, and culture. I guess I'll figure that out when she gets here

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Pavliena552 reads

beside  of Edgon  Schile and  
 some Santaigo Caruso .... so then  even Putin wold be ... desirable ..  after Caruso 's art I mean .. and hey .. Putin is extremely  fit and have a baby with Olympic champion in gymnastics  
 Alina Kubaeva who you younger then him may be .. like 35 years ??

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Dave76015721 reads

Especially if the place could use some classing up.

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Blowing Chunks639 reads

You wrote that She's bringing it out of your apartment but it sounds like she bringing it to you herself.  

Either way,  if she's a friend and she has talent I dont think it's weird to have her work hanging.  Treat it like a gift from any other friend. Nothing weird about that.  

If you had a SO then it would be weird having another girls gift hanging on your wall.  But you sound like you're single so what's weirding you out

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Blowing Chunks524 reads

t the random fART  

 lo

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Dr Who revived611 reads

If I ever do an overnighter the accommodations are separate bedrooms.  Aside from the farting issue...there's the drooling, snorting and thrashing.  Seems most gals do all of those while they sleep...it's plausible deniability  ;)

Seems some dudes with limited female companionship experience think they really don't fart (or drool, snort or thrash).  And if I'm that drunk (or high) I guess I wouldn't be bothered with that shit either.

Oh....and I sure as hell wouldn't pay anyone to sleep (or eat)  LOL

Posted By: Drunken Asian
 
 But the random fART  
   
  lol    
   
 

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Blowing Chunks551 reads

I was on top of her and she was laying down with her legs bent back to her ears.  

When I pushed forward, she'd fart, involuntarily. I pull out and push in again, fart.  LOL  Of course this is a description in slow mo, the actual event went much faster.  This went on for about 5-7 times consecutively.  

pft pft pft pft pft pft pft perfectly synchronized to our body rhythm   LMAOooo

i was laughing my ass off but she was so embarrassed.  
her face turned red cuz well I guess we had only been dating for a few days at the time

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spinman91694 reads

Well I know she snores, we've done an overnight with another lady before, but it was at a hotel not at my apartmen

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Dr Who revived627 reads

why clutter the house with someone else's idea of nice?  Maybe you can get her to model for you and take some pics and put up your own classics?

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spinman91604 reads

Well I figured those would be harder to explain if I do get a civie girl to my place, than a painting that was a gift from a friend. I just avoid the fact that it was from another woman, since I know how catty women can be

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Dr Who revived505 reads

would interest even the most puritan of civvie gals.  

And I wouldn't be shocked if they offer to pose for your next pic.  Just be sure to tell them that you are an artist and this was your work.

Good luck...it may work every fifth time.  But that's not a bad percentage and you'll get better as time goes along.  Just don't date a butterface  LOL

Posted By: spinman91
Well I figured those would be harder to explain if I do get a civie girl to my place, than a painting that was a gift from a friend. I just avoid the fact that it was from another woman, since I know how catty women can be

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Deen633 reads

(2) Set off a Roach Bomb

(3) Throw away everything that is both green AND blue from the fridge

(4) Buy and install a toilet seat

(5) And for God's sake open a window and air the joint out.

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Deen531 reads

eom

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cspatz611 reads

.. We are clueless as to your personal life but apparently not as clueless as you.

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sweetnicole1655 reads

They had no idea its mine, names don't match and I cant tell him that blows my cover.

Art is tricky.
You acquire certain art because its what you like its your style.  
Or because a friend or family member is the artist.
You have a connection to the piece in some way.

I don't think its weird I think its cool good for you both.

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spinman91635 reads

She didn't compliment me on my looks and keep asking why I don't have a girlfriend

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Lolita_NYC488 reads

She trusts you and is doing something more intimate and friendly. Be grateful! It sound like the start of an intimate relationship.

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spinman91642 reads

Well if by intimate you mean more friendly than yeah I agree she's always gives me sincere complements and tries to get my confidence up.

Posted By: AngelinaMarieNYC
She trusts you and is doing something more intimate and friendly. Be grateful! It sound like the start of an intimate relationship.

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yadirf567 reads

As long as she does not ask to make you rabbit stew you are probably golden!!!!

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egeisha96617 reads

It would only be weird if you absolutely hated it, and you had to lie and act like you did! Since you have said that she has had some work featured in some art shows it cant be that bad. I can only see it being a problem if it clashes with what you have going on now. On another note, this is how most love stories begin, she starts off bringing art, then a toothbrush...just PM me a wedding invite...or maybe you guys can have a meet and greet as an engagement party!!! Anyone you choose I'm there LMAO

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