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Isn't this like hooker math?
justanillusion 489 reads
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But BMI is a great idea. I am going to place that on my website in a few. As well as the ranges so it makes sense.

-- Modified on 8/31/2013 7:33:16 AM

OSP1041 reads

That's what i'd like to see lol

18-25 can charge what they want cuz they can justify it.
25-35 = $250-$350
35-45 = $200- $25
45-55 = anything under $200

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justanillusion620 reads

could join them taking care of the grandkids.

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Jacque_Jenesais595 reads

You know, the oldies make me 'o' all the time. I think they know pussy a little too well... :P

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Nolklylu553 reads

Our pile driving days are behind us, we usually only pop once - soooo, we concentrate all our attention on the ladies lovely form!  

Works for me!

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sympathyforthedevil758 reads

IMO 25-35 can bump their rates. Still got the looks and generally have a better skill set.

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dicktracy471 reads

Like cat/dog years, don't correspond to normal human years

18-25 = real ages: 22-29

25-35 = real ages: 29-44

35 + = real ages: 45 +



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doncord593 reads

age nothing, looks a little something, performance and attitude have everything to do with it.

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escalade1964508 reads

(Shock Face)

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justanillusion587 reads

Attractiveness:  

1. Super hot = free

2. Attractive = 150

3. Ordinary = 250

4. Makes babies cry = 350

5. Vomit inducing =what ever she feels  

Weight:

Height / weight prop = 100

Chubby = 200

Outright fat =350

Obese = 500

morbidly obese = whatever she feels like

All in good fun as I do this with OSP.

Now, OSP, what happens when a guy books a 22 year old that is fat and there are chubby 22 hookers? Same still apply? And what if a guy books a 45 year old who has a better body all round than the 25 year olds? Maybe not common but it can and does happen.  

Or are you assuming any lady under 30 is automatically gorgeous and a rockin body? You need to expand those parameters a bit

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tg_baby521 reads

I'd do #2 and #3 for free (so long as they're nice, interesting, positive people) but keep my rates the same for everyone else. So #1 is the same as #5 in my book... Hot clients can be a real pain because they think that they're the sh**. Those fuckers think that they can show me how it's done!!!  

Posted By: justanillusion
Attractiveness:  
   
 1. Super hot = free  
   
 2. Attractive = 150  
   
 3. Ordinary = 250  
   
 4. Makes babies cry = 350  
   
 5. Vomit inducing =what ever she feels  
   
 Weight:  
   
 Height / weight prop = 100  
   
 Chubby = 200  
   
 Outright fat =350  
   
 Obese = 500  
   
 morbidly obese = whatever she feels like  
   
 All in good fun as I do this with OSP.  
   
 Now, OSP, what happens when a guy books a 22 year old that is fat and there are chubby 22 hookers? Same still apply? And what if a guy books a 45 year old who has a better body all round than the 25 year olds? Maybe not common but it can and does happen.  
   
 Or are you assuming any lady under 30 is automatically gorgeous and a rockin body? You need to expand those parameters a bit.  
   
 

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Jacque_Jenesais603 reads

hiring us, trying to get 'good looks' discounts.  

I'll pick HIM out when I wanna' fuck someone for free LOL

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Crisis25509 reads

Now that's the kind of motivation I need.

Posted By: Courtney.ova

   
 I'll pick HIM out when I wanna' fuck someone for free LOL

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OSP572 reads

Look at the venom you've spawned lol.
I didn't get expansive because I have a reputation of being an over compliant(mangina to you) gentleman.


Pinnochio out

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justanillusion496 reads

Who gets cranky at the hookers sometimes but I think you are adorable and LOVE messing with you!

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OSP618 reads

That's probably the nastiest thing you've ever said to me :D

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justanillusion562 reads

Posted By: OSP
That's probably the nastiest thing you've ever said to me :D

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breannabreeze651 reads

Age 18-25:  charges whatever the f*** she wants to charge
Age 25-35:  charges whatever the f*** she wants to charge
Age 35-45:  charges whatever the f*** she wants to charge
Age 45-55:  charges whatever the f*** she wants to charg

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Jacque_Jenesais635 reads

Age 18-25:  charges what you guys always complain about but still actually pay
Age 25-35:  charges what you guys always complain about but still actually pay
Age 35-45:  charges what you guys always complain about but still actually pay
Age 45-55:  charges what you guys always complain about but still actually pay

They they go on strike, no posts on TER, nothing... until you're all saying, "Man, I'd pay anything to hobby right now..."

Then...

Age 18-25:  charges what you would pay... anything
Age 25-35:  charges what you would pay... anything
Age 35-45:  charges what you would pay... anything
Age 45-55:  charges what you would pay... anything

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octovert460 reads

As if you're unionized or something? Members of the USW? It has been said the Battle of the Sexes has a lot of fraternizing with the enemy.

In some Eastern countries men outnumber women, resulting in a market for upscale ultra-realistic dolls. What a drama-free partner one of those makes

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hotplants615 reads

18-25 = %50 penalty fee for being completely clueless. Offset discount for cumming in 5 minutes. Net-net, 25% increase in regular rate.  

25-35 = same as above

35-45 = regular rate

45-55+ = regular rate + 25% up-charge for arrogance, unrealistic expectations and/or extra time needed to coax mr happy to life. Up-charge increases to %50 for any commentary about his wife being a hideous cow, any hint of an expectation of BBFS, or pointing out how grateful the provider should be to have his business in the first place.  

Providers would need to tweak the structure. But, a good start. Whadda you think? lol....

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justanillusion494 reads

Posted By: hotplants
18-25 = %50 penalty fee for being completely clueless. Offset discount for cumming in 5 minutes. Net-net, 25% increase in regular rate.  
   
 25-35 = same as above  
   
 35-45 = regular rate  
   
 45-55+ = regular rate + 25% up-charge for arrogance, unrealistic expectations and/or extra time needed to coax mr happy to life. Up-charge increases to %50 for any commentary about his wife being a hideous cow, any hint of an expectation of BBFS, or pointing out how grateful the provider should be to have his business in the first place.  
   
 Providers would need to tweak the structure. But, a good start. Whadda you think? lol....

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impposter664 reads

I think BMI should be in the formula someplace.  Not TOO thin (BMI very low = lower rate).  Not TOO fat (BMI too high = lower rate).

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justanillusion490 reads

But BMI is a great idea. I am going to place that on my website in a few. As well as the ranges so it makes sense.

-- Modified on 8/31/2013 7:33:16 AM

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toofuckingstupid592 reads

It is usually the younger ones charging what you proposed for the above 30 group because they are not very good at much other than hotel calls for a while. much prefer providers to be at least late 20s otherwise i feel like a pervert.  

Posted By: OSP
That's what i'd like to see lol

18-25 can charge what they want cuz they can justify it.
25-35 = $250-$350
35-45 = $200- $25
45-55 = anything under $200

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