What is the best thing a provider ever said to you?  Girls....what is the best compliment you have ever made to a client and meant it.      A top ten in LA wrote me this in an email...this is cut and paste:  "Having your perfect body un top while u fucking me. Also u just a sexy man"

And did you really believe her when she said "u just a sexy man?"  You really should be kidding.  But you're not.

i love it when they tell me.." i love your cock " but then again they probably tell that to all the guys..just a temporary ego boost will suffice..

Yes you can do that.

I've been blessed to have many UTR friends and lots of OTC or extremely reasonable donations on weekend trips.Guess that's why they love to call me a pimp roflmao.

I took that as a huge compliment at the time.
She said I'm way to polite, and respectful to be.
Then it confused me. Now when I think of that.
I feel guilty of the filthy whoremonger I have become.
I'm still super polite, and respectful.
But somehow I feel like I lost something. Innocence.
So be careful what you listen to. Don't forget how to play the game

The sad part was she wasn't a top ten, so I guess it really didn't mean that much after all. LOL

Inicky-  She is from Europe !   Give her a break...she can sure suck cock though...I don't see provider because they have good grammer  :  

ha ha ha   KEY BOARD WARRIOR !!!  ;     are you 15?

Fid did say earlier that she is European...so when it gets translated it must mean....

Face , and then I want my girlfriend to fuck  you , while I watch , then cum on both if us.  Had to ice myself for a week after that one .  Yup , there are some smoking hot and crazy girls around.

I miss my favorite lesbian.  

It's all good dude

CPA you are the best !!  :  

Black-in-black-  that was the best post you have ever posted.  And you didn't even insult anyone....wow

I hate to disappoint but I am not. Not a lesbian or even remotely bi.

So that means I can only be "second best"

Posted By: FIDCUOF

CPA you are the best !!  :    

I've noticed that trend too among the "hot and dumb" girls that guys just want to fill and drill, but could not care less about anything else. Maybe I should just change my marketing strategy to include, "Blonde, and dumb as a box of rocks."  

Oh god please don't. The "blondes with degrees club" is on the rise!

Spoken at the end of a dinner date as I brought her back to her hotel room.

The answer was of course, "no".

It wasn't her who said it.
You wouldn't believe me if I told you........which I won't.
It was a friendship type of I love you....like a sister.

Nice....Mr. Fish !   I like that one

"I Love You"......................One makes you feel good and the other is a perfect lie........

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She was a blonde...but a Euro Blonde and english was NOT her 1st language.  Her looks and sexual drive made up for all of it.  She is a TOP 2 in LA when she was hear.  Every knows who this is.  She emailed me recently asking me if I want to fuck her....out of the blue.   We are meeting up next week.

London-  being smart is just gravy.  Let's be honest and you say this all the time....we are paying you for your looks, sexual skills, and willingness to please among other things...right?   Your smarts are kinda 5th and 6th in line of those others.   If I wanted a totally smart chick I would take up tennis or golf at the local country club, too bad those women don't know how to fuck, suck, and lick like you beautiful providers do plus providers leave and don't call you and text you ever five minutes.  Providers disappear until we call you or text you....it's PERFECT !

Really ? Now that's hot , hard to find a straight woman these days . Your not her , although u do tend to write like hotpants . xoxo

Perfect storm do you have anything good to say?  Stop being a bully

Y , I can believe that . Taylor can be very sincere .

Don't fool me FIDCOUF , and I'm not telling u .

I can't catch my breath...

And Admirer of yourself.

A Brad Paisley song . . .  

a few hours after our session:

I think FID went away for awhile when, like Dungy, he could stand no more abuse.  He came back hoping a new crowd would be more fertile grounds for his idiocies.
Suggestion to FID: if you didn't want to take shit for putting up a badly written post from the lady, perhaps you should have picked a different one.  Unless, perhaps, that's the only nice thing anyone ever said about you.
And please don't dislocate your shoulder "whilst" patting yourself on the back.

Seems like she feels that hobbyists are disrespectful and impolite?

of the time one gal started yelling, "I love you!  I love you!  Marry me!  Marry me!"  It was all I could do to keep from laughing.  And, no, we did not talk about it later.

This is precisely why I said I should change my marketing lol. No, not "all" of you only look for hot, young, and fkin stupid. There are many guys who book ONLY extended dates, and look for so much more. Your post does confirm how easy it is to get into the TOP 100 though...if based only on looks and licking a guy's ass, or fkin him for free off the clock ha ha. I am not mocking your situation, but in general.  

After an extended stay at the Y, she said 'I should be paying you'.

Is that a good thing??  humm?

The First time I saw Sexual Sasah/Mila she took off my clothes and said "Are you a male escort"...."I should be paying you"...it was the NICEST compliment I have received from a provider

I've had a few say the same thing to me, but I never saw a dollar........

I never saw a dollar either...O'well....I did get half off and many extended stays with Mila.  She was awesome

That;s when you know you are an anomaly to a provider...when they give you half off the price or when they ALWAYS give you extended stays.  Your like a guy they would date in the civvie world and they are still getting paid.  WHY not right?  It makes sense

I agree with you 100 % London  :     It's crazy right?

Girl 1: "Seeing you is like being on vacation!"

Girl 2:  " Seeing you has never been something that I felt like I HAD to go and do".

Both : Lick me again!

Bostonguy.... YOU RULE !!!!   NICE

As well as wearing your "chaps"?

And when someone like YOU posts that drivel it's a certainty that isn't the truth.

I am a free spirit. It was the most awesome compliment I have ever gotten from anyone in my life.

I'm with you on that one Chgo. Never give out names or discount amounts.......

Because TER suspends him.

Oh, that's right.  If that were true, The Dungbeetle would be in a "time out" even as I write this

Is me laughing my ass off.  Really--is this what you do all day sitting around thinking up pathetic letters to Penthouse sstyle self-adulation?  God man at least the Letters to Penthouse were funny and not quite so sadly delusional.  Have you seen the last scene of Carnal Knowledge?  Recognize anyone?

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but fidiot, like the dungbeetle and herpius, is a lot more than simply annoying.

Yep...jeanvaljean was debating with cosette and marius about fantine's death....and then drmilrod was brought by blackhelicopter to see if she could straighten all of that out  LOL

It also comes in white...not sure what fits here  LOL

for being ther same person, unless ter knows they are the same person, but perhaps that is why all those les mis characters got banned eventually.

"let's go out to dinner, you're so hot" was the biggest compliment I told a client. Now he's my boyfriend.

She was trying to warn me that seeing too many escorts would fuck up my civie dating life.
She showed concern in my well being like my Mom would. That was the compliment..

Wow! You can consruct a grammatically correct sentence.

can even picture the lady saying it with her 'accent'.  

not making that up now are you.  

I finally get it now!

In any case, that's exactly how it happened.  It certainly surprised the hell out of me.  But I've had some amazing lines dropped on me by providers, most of which I've shared here before and don't require repeating.
Luckily for me, I don't need to make anything up.  Reality is plenty rich enough.

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Sometimes that can happen and not just with civvie dating. Some guys can change and not for the better getting too wrapped up in the whole community if they are not careful. Same goes for the ladies in their own way.

"I just love to suck your cock" while on her knees. No, I didn't believe her but it sounded good at the time, which was about 10 years ago.

she said nothing, just climbed into bed next to me, and fell asleep.

I was as inexperienced as you can get, standing there nervously at the start of my first session, but starting to get turned on by the incredible sight before my eyes.  She looked at me with a very surprised look, and I asked "What's wrong"?  Then among a few other things she said that line that I'll never forget, lol.  As a 5' nothing V, talk about a sudden confidence booster!

baby no one has ever made me cum as much as you.

Was there a little string on her back you pulled and she'd say that?

Obviously, not a first date, and maybe even true.