So.  I got this thing about mature Redheads.  They are like sexual crack to me.  One taste and I've totally lost my mind and do all kinds of batshit, spider money-assed crazy stuff to get them.  Some of you ladies out there already know what I'm talking about!     Hi Manae!!
My dog goes the same batshit crazy thing about the red laser light when I go to the front yard and run his butt off.  A good time is had by all of us, no matter who or how you slice it.  His fun costs me $4, and mine is "slightly" higher.    

Some one was looking for two redheads, I think they even mentioned the ladies should have blue eyes.

he can lick his nuts and dick anytime he wants! I don't know of any human guy that can do that. Also he can go and lick a girl dog's pussy and sniff her ass without getting arrested. So it seems that it sucks to be you and not your dog.

You may be able to manipulate the keys of the ATM, but your dog can lick his own balls. In this scenario, the evolutionary advantage resides with the dog.

sexy as hell but nuts.

(and I can say that seeing I am a redhead with green eyes.)  

She's now nearly 60 but still looks good.  Since we're friends I'm sure I can pimp her out to you.  How does $400/hr. sound?
I think she licked my balls on the first date, so no need for your dog.

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