Not the Zodiac killer...good guess though.
We do have some fine parting gifts for you.
Thanks for playing OUR game.
-q- (I signed this one too...so you knew it was from me)
I am curious, providers and hobbiests, when have you experienced the best sex of your life?
I have been in the hobby for about a year and cant believe the sex. I am married, have been with more then a few women before starting this but the sex with providers is mind blowing. One lady I had a one night stand with was close but still pretty blown away by the service when you are paying for it.
I had just met my ATF. In the previous two weeks, we had two terrific sessions at her incall. Third time she drives to my house. It's a gorgeous spring morning, & I have all the windows open. She texts me from the road:
ATF: Should I stop & change into a sexy outfit?
Z: No, just come as you are.
She arrives. I give her a quick tour of my house. She's driven a long way & I don't rush her. We sit on the couch, drink beer & listen to music. She asks me for my real name & I tell her. She then tells me her real name, & it's like I'm seeing her for the very first time--a beautiful young woman in jeans & sandals sitting on my couch. The sex is different this time. I think great sex has something to do with intimacy & trust. --z
yep and then you called her the next week to see if she'd come by and watch the game OTC.and she said "Who are you again?" lol
ATF: Should I stop & change into a sexy outfit?
Z: No, just come as you are.
She arrives. I give her a quick tour of my house. She's driven a long way & I don't rush her. We sit on the couch, drink beer & listen to music. She asks me for my real name & I tell her. She then tells me her real name, & it's like I'm seeing her for the very first time--a beautiful young woman in jeans & sandals sitting on my couch. The sex is different this time. I think great sex has something to do with intimacy & trust. --z
Now let me explain something to you: I have a friend who's an attorney, but I wouldn't expect him to defend me for free. My wife is a teacher who loves her students & has a great relationship with their parents. But they wouldn't ask my wife to teach their children for free. I wonder if you understand any of the points above. I don't expect much from a man who calls himself 'pixiestick', but try to surprise me. --z
We have a delusional john
Yeah...she loves you. And the wife doesn't know.
And your attorney friend...is he the pimp?
I do (and so does pixie) understand ALL your points. I don't think YOU understand why your ATF is calling you.
The LawYEr is da PimP>>
I alSo dont TakE creDEt. The HooKERS Have ShOwn Me THat CASH is beTTer.
AnD fOR gUYS whO cant Get LAid ThInk ANYthinG Is Great SEX. LIKE u
--t (Ill SiGn my PosT sew U no Who Its Frrum)
I like the creepy scrawl below. It's so much more fun than your 'Ding, Ding, Ding' posts. --z
I alSo dont TakE creDEt. The HooKERS Have ShOwn Me THat CASH is beTTer.
AnD fOR gUYS whO cant Get LAid ThInk ANYthinG Is Great SEX. LIKE u
--t (Ill SiGn my PosT sew U no Who Its Frrum)
Not the Zodiac killer...good guess though.
We do have some fine parting gifts for you.
Thanks for playing OUR game.
-q- (I signed this one too...so you knew it was from me)
oh yeah you're one of the hobbyists that providers make exceptions for and give all of this OTC time for free. She REALLY likes you too and always has orgams with you and you send each other birthday cards blah, blah, blah.
assumptions? you don't think I've heard that providers do this? really? i don't give a fig what you and your "ATF "do.I think it's a stupid term and I can't imagine ever seeing the same person over and over for years on end.(that's kind of like a marriage, no thanks)
btw If you were a fruit, you'd be a grape with your thin skin and all. my original post was a joke but the icon didn't show on the post.
Do me a favor and don't forget to wear your skirt the next time you see your escort friend. maybe she can tell you what heels to wear too.
Did you mean 'orgasm'? Or perhaps 'origami'. One is the japanese art of folding paper. The other is something you obviously know nothing about.
time to several gents that I enjoy being with, so his situation is not so uncommon. He never said she did so because she "loved him" or "thought he was super special," though I would imagine, it's NOT because he is some smelly ogre who does not groom his under parts lol. Yes, we all know about the deluded hobbyists who take every act of kindness for something other than what it is, but that is not always the case. I will say, that I have never and will never "call or write a guy for a date," unless it is one who has told me to let him know when I will be passing back through his town.
Of course she wants the money and he as any other client, glady pays it....I think we all get this.
I too lmao everytime I see the term ATF on a hooker board especially coming out of the mouths of married men, but I digress. I think it's just a term most use to say in a more polite way, "My best hooker."
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what you're talking about?
set yourself on fire?
you dont make sense dude. i told you idont WANT an ATF. I think it is a stupid idea.
OTC.? The last lady I booked for one hour appt.at 7:30pm. I left at 9:45pm
Is that what you mean?
I see what type you are now.
I know it sounds gross, but its always been the best for me.
I was married for 16 years and things got very stale at the end. Once we parted ways, I met a 5'-2", blonde haired, British woman that completely blew me away. I was together with her for 4 years and the sex just got better and better and better. We became swingers and were very active in the lifestyle. There was something about being with her after she had been playing that drove me insane. I really miss the creampies... 
My SO went out with an old high school friend. They got good and drunk. I was asleep when they got home. Woke up to her friend blowing me while my SO was still trying to take off her pants. The sex itself is the kind you have when you know you won't see the person again.
It was brilliant.
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sex I've had with non-providers.However, I've never seen one of those sex loving nympho providers yet so...
Also, I've never been married to the same woman for 20 yrs.I think that's why many hobbyists find sex so great with providers.i.e., sex with their wives was awful or nonexistent.
We have a winner
Also, I've never been married to the same woman for 20 yrs.I think that's why many hobbyists find sex so great with providers.i.e., sex with their wives was awful or nonexistent.
Sorry for a wise-ass response, but when you think about it, it makes some sense.
The anticipation of a great session is almost as good as the session.
Each session I'm in better be the best, or what else is the point?
Life is about what's comming next, not what already happened.
They were really good friends at the time and clearly enjoyed playing together. The session also provided my two favorite sound bites from all of this. The second was when early on in the festivities I made a gentle suggestion as to what I thought should be occurring, Nikita shot back, "Ve know vhat we're doing, darhling!" Right, right, you are trained professionals, zipping it! The real funny thing was she WAS right, they didn't need my input at all, it was like being with a couple of women who were reading my mind! (A scary notion in any other context!) My favorite came a bit later when I was admonished, "don't stop, darhling, I think she's close!" It's important to have good coaching, eh?
Of course, the combination of their otherworldly skills, beauty and killer bodies made the experience sublime. They both looked amazing! Picture this: You standing next to the bed, Alexandra on all fours on the bed, taking your cock to the root, doing those otherworldly things she with her mouth, Nikita behind her with her tongue buried in Alexandra's ass as she gazed straight into your eyes, clearly challenging you not to nut! I lost that challenge, rather quickly as I remember! The image, however, is seared into my memory forever! Without question, the most amazing night of my life!
P.S. Apologies to those here who've heard me go off about this before but I don't think I'll ever tire of reminiscing about that afternoon!
in the years since the marriage ended, I have also enjoyed some very hot sex with sex workers when there was good chemistry.
I have been in the hobby for about a year and cant believe the sex. I am married, have been with more then a few women before starting this but the sex with providers is mind blowing. One lady I had a one night stand with was close but still pretty blown away by the service when you are paying for it.
I gave this some thought. Always fun to rethink some great sexual adventures. For me, out of my top ten, only number one is with a provider. the rest are outside the hobby. While I obviously enjoy the hobby, I don't really find hobby sex much better than non-hobby sex. Just more convenient.
I don't have to be nice, lie, put on makeup, and can fix myself a sandwich when I am done. That's usually what I do when you boys leave anyway...rub one out, eat, sleep. You're welcome.
Ladies...that is what men want. A nice lay, a show, and a sandwich.
We have thus whole review thing wrong. Forget condoms, we should be talking condiments. Sex was an 8, but the ham and cheese was a 10. She used BACON.....yummy
Nice!!!! Thats how its fucking done.