I was in a mall going up on an escalator.  An attractive female in tight short skirt was just about 3-4 steps above me.  I had to keep my eyes on her lower body.  Suddenly, something fell out of her skirt onto the escalator step.  It was a piece of toilette paper.

Sharing of stories or a competition?  Don't understand why mine has to be better.

but telling stories is not my forte ...lol

that could be a story in itself. And a damn sexy one at that.

Laughter is instant vacation I am just crazy for fun and laughter..and dance .. as they say

do not trust people who can t dance ( American saying?)I would say - do not go to bed with man who can t get your humor( same and for men

has an envelope full of cash, would you be willing to make an exception?

A woman was being examined by her gynecologist when the doctor pulled an S&H green stamp out of her.  He told her it's the first time he's seen a gal offer them.   Apparently, she had fetched a tissue from her purse which contained said stamps and the stamp was attached to the tissue and came off when she wiped herself.

you're gonna get pussy that cheap. Back in the day, that would probably cost a hundred "books" ... 👀

Wait a minute, Melissa...I thought South Park was a cartoon.

I was frequenting a strip club many years ago when I had more discretionary income.  The waitress took a liking to me, and one day when I was laying on the stage giving tips, she came and stuffed some money down my pants so the dancer had to dig for it.

Your hardness
Slides between my lips.