I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ  so much.

And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.

I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.


FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
 
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
 
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.  I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop  when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited  anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
 
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
 
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a  baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.

You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for  me  to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this  look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
 
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that
bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

i know, i know, i'm not a "fella", but that was a good one, i gotta hand it to you. it seems like she views her needs as a higher priority than your needs. but please remember that not every woman fits these stereotypes...and if doesn't feel right to you, you don't have to accept it, for the sake of settling.

Sounds verrrry veryyyyy familiar. LOL

LMAO.  
Speaking of satisfying a woman's needs...
A rich man and a poor man are sitting next to each other in a local public house, and the poor man says to the rich man "what does a rich guy like you get your wife for Christmas, anyway?".  Rich man says "Well, for example, this year I got her a diamond bracelet and a BMW.  That way, if she doesn't like the bracelet, she can hop in the BMW and take it back and exchange it.   What do you get your wife for Christmas?"

The poor man says "Well, I got her two things also. I got her a new pair of nice pink slippers, and a dildo.  That way, if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself"
Badump.

That scenerio is why many guys say it is cheaper to hobby than get a civi GF.

Unfortunately, you may have to sleep with your cock and balls locked in a safety deposit box for a while, but I'm sure it was well worth it.  Don't back down: stand up for your rights as a human ATM-machine... er, I mean, as a man lol.

My wife sets money on fire.

Yeah, thanks for the shoes!!!
I usually go on spending sprees as a passive aggressive way to punish my lover.
Once he is consistently trimmed and has his testing up to date, I forgo the shopping.

Good words and advice lilli, and I thank you for that....


I DEFINITELY know that not all women are like that, and please don't think that it's a "guys vs. gals" thing, because just as much, if not more guys, make things bad for relationships.

My wife is The Other Kind, so there

She is passionate in bed, we've done threesomes at her and my urgings (depending on who it was involved), and we have an open marriage, so using a provider is no big deal. I haven't used one in the US before (which won't be true pretty soon now , but in Europe I had them coming to the hotel to meet me and her, before we'd go off -without- my wife to have some fun (or with her.. I never know when she will be in that mood). She's used male providers a few times in Europe as well, and we've had a guy/guy/girl threesome. I don't swing both ways but she kept us both busy for a long time

And no, you can't have her. She's mine. ALL MINE! Muhahaha!

Umm.. did I mention she promised to make us both rich someday so I could take a few years off because I've worked so hard, for so many years, for us to get ahead? Yeah.

..sounds like you got a good woman there.