It's divorce time, so naturally I have to pay my wife's attorney as well as my own.  So I'm writing her a check today and thinking, "I'm paying her to fuck me."  All I can say is, for this amount of dough she'd better be PSE.  With the check I just wrote, I could buy six sessions with a top provider.  Fuck!
OTOH, you know what they say about why divorce is so expensive...
Because it's worth it.