Not too long ago, I met someone whose vertical dimension matched up with mine quite well and in the process of greeting we started to get into it, the clothes fell to the ground, and the deed was under way. It was quite an exciting and interesting bout.
While most of the other sexual positions have a name (often some nationality), I can't for the life of me recall this position being given an adequate descriptor. "Vertical", comes to mind, but it lacks any imagination. I can't think of any nationality that would necessarily equate well with it. (Maybe Nepalese because we're both high?) Does anyone have any ideas on this? I don't want to bother Siri with this. She's too busy all the time.
"Howdy, Pilgrim." . Some terms are coined from common nouns (pearl necklace) rather than a related proper noun (Akoya necklace or Pinctada fucata necklace). . The simple and common term for your encounter is just a "standing fuck." Rather mundane and not very romantic. Because it requires some length (but not a full mile) and verticality, I'll make another suggestion: The Miles Standish, after Miles (or Myles) Standish, the Pilgrim soldier who helped to defend Plymouth colony from 1635 onward. In addition, there is the question of whether he might have had amorous threesomes with Priscilla Mullens and John Alden. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Courtship_of_Miles_Standish
Posted By: mrfisher
Not too long ago, I met someone whose vertical dimension matched up with mine quite well and in the process of greeting we started to get into it, the clothes fell to the ground, and the deed was under way. It was quite an exciting and interesting bout.
While most of the other sexual positions have a name (often some nationality), I can't for the life of me recall this position being given an adequate descriptor. "Vertical", comes to mind, but it lacks any imagination. I can't think of any nationality that would necessarily equate well with it. (Maybe Nepalese because we're both high?)
Does anyone have any ideas on this? I don't want to bother Siri with this. She's too busy all the time.
Re: Miles had a French cousin named Kilometres Deboutish... Though he was only 0.6 the man that Miles was.
Pocahontas also had more than one name. According to wikipedia, "Early in her life, she was given a secret name, Matoaka, but later she was also known as Amonute. Matoaka means "Bright Stream Between the Hills"; Amonute has not been translated." . The next time I'm rushin' through a Russian, I'll have to remember to call my finish "Matoaka," a bright stream between her hills.
So I would assume doing it face to face while standing (which yes I have done before and enjoyed it, it helps unless she is very tiny or you are in GREAT shape to back her up against a wall for support if you plan on maintaining this position for more than just a few minutes) would be called "standing missionary" although checking the Urban Dictionary doesn't reveal a thing.
BTW the shower is another great place to do this position, partly because there are only a very few positions you can actually perform in the shower, unless you have one of those really big showers with a bench seat which gives you a few more options.
I don't watch porn so I will have to take your word about "Charlotte the Harlot" but I completely agree about Bridget. Getting just the head of my dick sucked hardly makes for a great BJ, or even a "decent" one, Not to mention she's super homely.
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