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Is that why I can't keep a girlfriend?teeth_smile
TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 391 reads
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At this moment in my life.  All I can provide a girlfriend is.
Friendship, and Dick.

I hope it's because I don't have big bucks!

Otherwise. It means I'm a big dick with a little dick! :(

BizzaroSuperdude1796 reads

Lots of discussion about Sugar Baby and Daddy...  I really don't want a sugar baby, but it seems like every UTR provider I have cultivated wants that when all is said and done.  As to the general consensis by the ladies, gents offer too little to lure a true provider away from providing at least part time if not full.  But from my perspective, I feel closed in, with little room to roam and have variety.... plus!  My current SB keeps "borrowing" my DVDs and forgetting to return them.... and in their place she leaves her vibrator.  

another sugar baby I try to do more with wants to convert me to a real BF....  that ain't gonna happen.  She will only go with me to "nice events..." with no sex.

So, what I want is a private harem, where I have a number of ladies willing to do what I want, when I want.  I don't want them to go all pouty on me when I choose another lady for the evening.  I don't want them to complain that I see others, and I want them to all be different so I can keep my interest and curiosity at a peak!  Oh, and when I tire of them, I want to trade up to a newer more interesting model.

Sheese, I look at that and think "man is that guy sexist!"  but know what, I think we are programed somewhat that way - which is why we cheat in marriage, have a roaming eye, and think nothing of last year's super model....  we like variety.

so bring it on, women of color, short women, tall women, women with attitude, sweet women...  all women.

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QueenBia457 reads

You gals are getting to comfortable.  An old agency quote, "They pay you to leave girlie. "

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saturnsky354 reads

So I am "programmed" to look for the guy who has the most money to provide for me. Men want sex and women want security (money), generally speaking that is.

You can't blame these women because they are doing what comes as naturally for them as what comes as naturally for you.

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TheHoundOfCullin392 reads

At this moment in my life.  All I can provide a girlfriend is.
Friendship, and Dick.

I hope it's because I don't have big bucks!

Otherwise. It means I'm a big dick with a little dick! :(

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saturnsky390 reads

does not pay the bills or for shopping...lol

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TheHoundOfCullin332 reads



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bluepillman378 reads

Nice guy that just happens to be between girls! Thought I was gonna say something else, didn't ya hound? Didn't ya? Lol

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London Rayne512 reads

This is what I want as well, but I changed a few words for ya.

"So, what I want is a private harem, where I have a number of MEN willing to do what I want, when I want.  I don't want them to go all pouty on me when I choose another MAN for the evening.  I don't want them to complain that I see others, and I want them to all be different so I can keep my interest and curiosity at a peak!  Oh, and when I tire of them, I want to trade up to a newer more interesting model."

There...all better.

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Alex_Lombardi349 reads

You must be my sister by another mister? LOL! Bravo! I couldn't have said it better myself. Cheers!

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macdaddy1944278 reads

great idea LR..i will serve as the head Sultan only because i give the greatest head..

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crazyshit337 reads

A woman is no different.  If you prove yourself to a stable, reliable source of income with minimal headache, she is going to want to lock you down.  Same goes the other way with guys to girls.

What you want is a no-strings-attached pay-for-play arrangement.

So what's so fucking hard about that?  You can get that here.  If you can't figure out how to do that, there is something very deficient with you.

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sympathyforthedevil463 reads

Here are your options:

a) great looking guy, wealthy, great in bed, total asshole otherwise.
b) great looking guy, modest means, great in bed, kind of boring but nice
c) average looking guy, wealthy, 50/50 in the sack, nice guy
d) fugly, wealthy, great in bed, absolute treasure except for the extra 150 pounds
e) great looking, great in bed, funny, rich, fantastic personality....the perfect man except for his pencil dick and non functional tongue
f) average looking guy, average income, pretty good in bed, big cock (sorry London), nice personality
g) Jack Nicholson
h) Charlie Sheen
i) none of the above
j) WTF....way too many variables

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London Rayne263 reads

I will take "A" and "E" lol. Just saying.

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perfectstorm291 reads

I dont fall under any of those!

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sympathyforthedevil320 reads

thats cuz there are too many things to mention!

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perfectstorm274 reads

Great in bed, with a pencil dick and non functional tongue?

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Dr Who revived449 reads

They count his money together....he goes to the bathroom for a potty break...and she scoops up the cash and goes to the mall.

Seems like that would be the perfect man for most women...especially hookers  :D

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Great in bed, with a pencil dick and non functional tongue?

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perfectstorm315 reads

counting money in bed part. :D
WTF are you doing here anyway? I was just making excuses for your absense during tax season  on another thread, damn it! On second thought, I did say you make occasional cameos, so I`ll count this as a cameo! :)

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AlexandraMilw318 reads

I see you grasp the typical relationship lol. You get what you want as does she... but what to do if said gal is not like that? I think you wouldn't know what to do! Sorry but some ladies are all about conversation and even sporting events. I would throw you for a loop. lol.

Posted By: ChgoCPA
They count his money together....he goes to the bathroom for a potty break...and she scoops up the cash and goes to the mall.

Seems like that would be the perfect man for most women...especially hookers  :D
Posted By: perfectstorm
Great in bed, with a pencil dick and non functional tongue?

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London Rayne352 reads

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MagicMedic261 reads

Perhaps branching out a little more is in the future, or going back to some of the civie girls for variety.

Great post

MM

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"another sugar baby I try to do more with wants to convert me to a real BF....  that ain't gonna happen.  She will only go with me to "nice events..." with no sex."

Well no, she doesn't want you as a boyfriend. I bet she is a stripper. right? You are paying her-either you are helping her out with bills, giving her a down payment for a new car, or you take her shopping...don't
lie;-) You are a stripper's sugar daddy, strippers have made it an art form the way they extract money from men without actually "paying for it". You like being seen with her, as I am sure you are out of her league.

Don't mean to be so harsh, but I call it as i see it.

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