What is the strangest thing a client has asked you to do?

She had a client who wanted to know if they could throw pies at each other.

was when I was recovering from a surgery in a hard to reach location and asked one of my regulars to replace the bandage for me after I showered before we got busy with the session.

Was to ignore her bandage. Her horse bit her on her ass the day before.

She had a cast all the way up to the top of her thigh, and could barely even hop around. but she was a trooper and was trying to make enough money to get herself home several hundred miles away.

She did offer a blow job, as I know that's where you were going with your question, but she was in such rough shape that I would have felt like a rapist if I were to have sex of any kind with a woman in THAT bad a shape.

and kept me from getting laid for maybe two hours as I booked an appointment with another girl right after I left, so it hardly makes me a saint. lol

I'm thinking I might ask the next gal I see to help me change the bandage on my horse's ass from where I bit it.

It was a blind date from the Personals.  She warned me that she had a bandage on her leg from a fall.  (Skiing, not fallen off a horse.)  The bandage turned out to be a cast from her ankle up to just below the thigh.

Since we are all helping to give young women a better life than might otherwise get working in the fast food industry, you could say, in a manner of speaking, that we are, indeed, doing God's work.  Sometimes that also means being charitable when the situation warrants.

1) One called me to go pick her up at the hospital, where she'd been for 3 days after getting in a fight with her roommate.  
2) One asked me to bring her cigarettes, a roll of quarters, and a bag of sour patch kids to her in rehab.
3) One asked if she could mail me her car keys and if I could go pick up her car at the airport parking lot, and take it to my house and store it for a while. It ended up in my yard for 6 months.

I don't consider it strange but different , one of my favs really likes cake. That so much he has bunch of cakes and we have a food fight with them. It's actually very fun

who would have her come to his apartment, take off all her clothes, kneel in front of him while he sat fully dressed in a chair and spend all their time together begging him to fuck her her or a least let her blow hims.  
Her would refuse over and over again and she had to beg ever more desperately and even reach up to touch his crotch when he would slap her hand away and scold her for trying to touch him.
She did this three times  then decided it was too upsetting for her to repeat so she stopped seeing him.  
 

with a client, it was a fun session! LOL

picks her up and bring her to the county sheriff's office, picks up her ankle bracelet equipments and back to her apartment and help her activates it to start her home arrest....and fucks the shit out of me....

My strangest client request doesn't seem strange at first.... a new client requested an Outcall to his hotel. He asked that I walk in (the door would be unlocked) and he would be on the bed waiting for me. He wanted a quick CBJ then CG and my donation would be on the dresser. I did as he asked and when he was done I asked if I could use the bathroom to clean up. He said go right ahead, I cleaned up and left. I realized he never got up once and actually barely moved from his position on the bed (only pulled the sheets down to what was needed). I still can't 100% confirm this.... but I think he had no legs.

...aliases.  I would have used "Moe Howard").

This one definitely goes in the strange but true category
You're not sure if he had legs? Ok

...became your wife.  But do you ever wonder about "the road not taken?"  It might have made all the difference.

and ask me to come downtown to Boston's Combat Zone (Where all the strip clubs are.) to walk her home because there were a few guys in the audience she didn't like the looks of.  (She was a stripper at a club there.)

And I fulfilled all those requests. What can I say? I'm a nice guy (or a sucker--sometimes those are synonyms).

Haha no. It's not that gentleman

for a few days.  fed the cat and cleaned the litter box for 3 days.  she fucked/sucked me  everyday for a week at no charge in return.

An old guy with a cane.. He would just walk back and forth on her back beating off until he came...  
OK
Another provider told me recently about a client who asks that she get all done up in very heavy make up.. she then lays on the bed masturbating while he plays with himself watching her...

I love it! Throw in some cake and we're on .....
(Maybe nerf-cake-skeet shooting)

Good idea!  

Organize my closet. Haahaa.