If those Gents who love a licking below the neither regions to shave and wipe the bum? I had an unfortunate session with a client who I had asked to shower before our session began and when I went below he had a whole mess of hair everywhere and a stinky bum. I thought maybe the shower would cure the stench but apparently it did not. There are many of us providers who love licking and actually enjoy pleasing you. Help us to please you by removing excess hair and being clean.

PEW!

Should have sprayed the Lysol my dear but it reads as though it's too late.

Gargle,spit,gargle,spit,gargle,spit!

Tally-Ho!

let it be known - anyone not sparkling clean in all the right places for Sedona, will bring on the whips, chains and enema, if I have to! LOL!

Some may want that treatment and now know how to get it!

ROFL!!!!!!!

that was funny!,,lol

In that order?

Cheeers!

Be careful of what you wish for/promise![eom]

He should get the message that way.

this takes carving out a new niche to a whole new level. You are such the marketeer!

And yes I have just the tool to sharpen your tail with. Prrrrrrrr.

That is beyond disgusting.  What you ladies are expected to tolerate sometimes is truly jaw-dropping.  Apparently he needs to be spoken to like a child - "Make sure you use soap and wash EVERYWHERE!"

Like an alley cat that just found a fresh ziplocked bag of green catnip, tossed out.

I actually had a client like you described the other week. The thing is he was very clean everywhere else. He wanted me to rim him but as I got closer to the area ...well it was not a pretty or good smelling site! I don't want to gross anyone out but I couldn't gross anyone out more than I was grossed out at the time. It was completely hairy and it looked like stuff was stuck in the hairs. Yuck! Anyway I quickly retracted my offer to lick in that region and moved on to other zones.

It sounds like a good thing, but....?

It has been a long time since I've seen a pussy be catnipped.

Too much catnip huh?

Seems a simple enough request and it goes both ways:  Providers, please make sure it is not that time when you book a date (I've had this happen to me 2x with providers who had otherwise good reviews) and please leave yourselves enough time to freshen up between dates--I love DATY but I demand good hygiene.  Hobbyists, shave the monkey fur if you can, if not get your hands on some Ivory soap and some Neutrogena Rainbath and use one after the other in the shower and scrub everywhere you wnat a provider to visit just before a date.  I think it's the least we owe each other in the hobby and it's just common courtesy.

Next time you have to ask a guy to bath throw on a shower cap and bathe him yourself, this is the only way to be sure.  As one poster pointed out several weeks ago, Baking Soda works wonders. Baking Soad can sweeten any stench.  What you should do is have a box of baking soda handy, jump in the shower with the gent, lather the washcloth that pour on a little baking soda, mix it in with the lather and then go to work on the spots of concern.  Repeat the process at least once for good measure.