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Too much for my innocent eyes!!  Can we all just talk about more wholesome & educational things instead?  

In my life time quest to continue my graduate studies, I decided to enroll in yet another class at the local hobby university.  Studying for 2 hours straight, I'm completely numb and sore after attending a greek mythology course.  

Aching all around!  Teach was pretty hot too and got quite vocal as she was teaching me a lesson.

I wonder if we could deduct the expenses on our tax return as "Continuing Education" expense????

Gotta consult with ChgoCPA about that!

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As a legal Nevada prostitute, I can actually deduct just about every expense I can think of - if I buy sex toys, lube, condoms - when I get my hair done, buy lingerie, makeup, shoes, put gas in my car, car repair, when I buy a laptop / ipad, software, - pretty you name it!   Can't think of much I can't deduct!  

Madison Graham

Posted By: Drunken Asian
Too much for my innocent eyes!!  Can we all just talk about more wholesome & educational things instead?  

In my life time quest to continue my graduate studies, I decided to enroll in yet another class at the local hobby university.  Studying for 2 hours straight, I'm completely numb and sore after attending a greek mythology course.  

Aching all around!  Teach was pretty hot too and got quite vocal as she was teaching me a lesson.

I wonder if we could deduct the expenses on our tax return as "Continuing Education" expense????

Gotta consult with ChgoCPA about that!

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-- Modified on 9/19/2012 12:57:21 AM

Nothing as far as the Code is concerned.  So wherever you are "practicing" your trade is irrelevant.

And I trust that you don't use your car for personal use...right?  :D



I reside on Los Angeles and work as a legal prostitute in Nevada.  I drive my car here to work and back and yes my accountant whoi works with brothel prostitutes said my car repair, gas, etc are legal tax deductions.  I receive a 1099 at the end of the year from the brothel.  All income is reported.


Posted By: SuperBustyBlonde


I reside on Los Angeles and work as a legal prostitute in Nevada.  I drive my car here to work and back and yes my accountant whoi works with brothel prostitutes said my car repair, gas, etc are legal tax deductions.  I receive a 1099 at the end of the year from the brothel.  All income is reported.



Or just do your own research and you'll quickly find that driving to and from your place of work is NOT a deductible expense.

Just saying  :D

Now...for doing outcalls...absolutely.  But that isn't what you are doing...is it?

Maybe find an accountant who is actually licensed to practice...not one that might only be practicing to get free pussy!

wow.....such is the life you lead!!!!!    it's a totally different story here in Atlanta!!!!

Getting your salad tossed, could be continuing ed credit for a culinary profession

I do recall seeing a provision in the Code for full deductibility of related Greek expenses.  I also seem to recall that other foreign studies qualified for this as well.  But just remember, the Prof needs to be HOT.

And it also helps if the Prof has some credentials as well.  Paying for an online degree in BS doesn't qualify.

Now...where do I send my bill?

I wonder if HS and College going guys learn more or learn less from a beautiful Teacher? I mean it really makes you pay attention to her if she is hot..but then is her beauty a distraction from learning?

What do you guys think?

Sitara

Posted By: sitaradevi
I wonder if HS and College going guys learn more or learn less from a beautiful Teacher? I mean it really makes you pay attention to her if she is hot..but then is her beauty a distraction from learning?

What do you guys think?

Sitara
What with all the gals that advertise on their sites all of their advanced degrees and such...YOU bet I find that distracting  :D

Oh..you meant in a university setting.  And things like Accounting 101 and shit like that.  Nope...all those Profs were old men that seem to spend time on the +60 board here  :D


And I didn't know there's a HOT requirement in the IRS tax code. LOL

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