....... I could be tempted to send her a photo of Charlie Sheen.

OK I am fully aware the risk the girls in this business go through.  STD, sexual assaults, and not to mention LE.  BUT what I just went through was just plain wrong.  I wanted to see this girl Lauren who is on EROS.  She offered a buy one hour get the second one free.  I couldn't find any reviews but she looked very attractive and had a smoking hot body.  So I was was going to TOFTT.  Did the text thing which lead to being comfortable enough to talk on the phone.  I know what a novel idea, being able to speak your words as opposed to LOL, OMG, C U ltr.  

She asked me for a picture to see if I was attractive enough for her to see.  REALLY??? I'm not Brad Pitt but I think I'm OK looking.  I played along and sent her a picture.  This made me very uncomfortable.  Who knows what she could do with the picture.  Next, I had to drive to an area in the City just to get her building address, no apartment yet, Spent 30 minutes driving in traffic and 15 minutes waiting outside her apartment complex.  She finally called up and said her roommate was going to come down and check my driver license, address and DOB to see if I am who I say I am.  Only then would I be allowed up to her apartment.  

Here is where I have a problem.  First if I pass the picture test, do I get a $100.00 off because I'm attractive? HELL NO.  Second, Do I get to look at her drivers license to see her real name address and age?  ONCE AGAIN, HELL NO.  I politely told her I had a problem with showing her my drivers license and she said, good luck and hung up on me.  I just spent two and half hours of my life wasted because of this.  I totally get the dangers and risks of this hobby but that was ridicules.  I have another question also.  What if I wasn't an OK looking guy.  Do I get penalized with a higher donation and just plain sent packing.  Last I checked the customer was the one purchasing the goods not the other way around.  To Lauren, I say good luck to you getting any clients.  And to the clients she does get you probably have nothing to risk at home.  AHHHHHH what a waste.......

And then tell a story as if this was your first rodeo.

Frankly...you're a moron!

She's a fucking hooker...you're a pathetic john.  For HER to get YOUR pics is asinine...and should have been your cue to move right along.

But you didn't and honestly....you're lucky you didn't end up with a ROB situation.

If you want...post this nonsense on your local board...name the hooker who pulled this shit..and pray that you won't ever...EVER do this shit again.

Or you were just bored this afternoon and decided to see what comments you would get from such a pathetically disastrous situation.

I'll bet you wouldn't have gotten the run around from the "Homer Simpson" hooker  LOL

was not telling you the entire screening process upfront.  The room mate coming down to check your license is assinine, but you should have at least been made aware first.

Send a picture?  Hmmmm......I need to let that one germinate for a while.  I strongly suspect that I pass that test (even while pushing 50) but that just stinks of LE.

I just move along to the next provider. You said it made you "very uncomfortable" so why in the world did you even comply.

Even I am not that stupid.
Thats saying something!!

OP was being set up to be mugged. 100%

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They would likely be too invasive for most people.

But she is entitled to do whats she wants.  Sorry it was a total waste of your time.  That suciks.

That hooker has said repeatedly said that she has a screening process to weed out johnnie boys.  And considering the OP is in LA...yep, could be that nutcase.

Unless she was busy at the nursing home feeding the boys there!

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Get there early enough...three o'clock works to feed the boys, and they'll tell you all you need to know.

Or follow the threads on BSC hookers in LA...and eventually you'll have a close encounter....of the fourth kind!

however, I highly doubt she asked you for a picture to see how attractive you are. Given the sequence of events you describe, my guess would be that she initially asked for a picture so it could be matched with the DL ID of the guy (you hopefully) who actually showed up at her door.

Honestly, it sounds like this woman is still uneasy about the concept of letting complete strangers through her door---before she feels comfortable. Completely understandable. And, she is not screening very well. learning curve?

The way she went about it...as least as best as I can tell from your story....was, admittedly, clumsy. But also suggests that she is fairly new to this, and  she's still figuring some things out.

I suppose if you read her long list of stellar reviews before scheduling with her, and she still pulled this on you, you can call BS on my theory. But, again, my guess is that you were primarily motivated by the buy one hr get one free deal. And, you  didn't think much past that.

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I agree with crazy-.  
I was going to post the same thing before I read his post.  
The girls have right to set their conditions.
If you don't like the rules she sets, move on.

We all know that the majority of attractive people are more work psychologicaly. Compared to their average looking peers.

This guy has high maintenace written all over his post.

I could never afford this.

Bu-dump bump.

I like it so much I just can't charge them. Plus I make a lot from the guys to offset any time that I am in sheer heaven with the girls. Wanna come over?

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My sister is homosexual.
She would have jumped on that!!
Just sayin'

Not a dude.  

Hottiepants? really?


But, I'm not even remotely clear on what you're trying to say.  Your sister is homosexual, so...ergo.... *I* should do....what?....lol...

even money she wasnt even there..bet i win..fake from the get go..

The problem is that she did not explain the procedure upfront.

First off, why is she doing this not only out of her home but a home where another woman lives as well? Second, you should not have sent her a photo is you were uncomfortable showing her your ID....seems counter productive to me. You're not a newbie, but this further proves what some of you guys will go through just to save a buck. Hope you learned your lesson...you get what you pay for. You actually lost money with all the running around you had to do, and you still did not get laid. Damn. Should have stayed home, and watched redtube.



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Don't take me so seriously.
I'm just goofing around. I'll stop.
It just erks me when everyone is so serious.
Srry.

Hard to believe!

WOW what a lot of replies.  First of all I hope I'm not posting straight to Heathersluv4U if I did I'm sorry.  I do have 35 reviews but if you check I think this is the third time I responded on the discussion board.  The majority of you guys are right.  I saw a deal that was too good to be true and I thought I would save some $$$.  My fault and you were right and you pay for what you get.  I did not write it in my original post because I was in a hurry to get to work but sending the picture did make me uncomfortable so I sent a pic I found on the internet.  A guy who I thought look similar to me physical.  I should have known better CPA you are right. I am not a newbe but I plain fucked up.  I was mad and wrote this post in a hurry while I was still upset.  I just wish she would have told me all the rules before I got to her apartment complex.  It would have saved her and me a lot of time.  Thank you guys for the comments...

Ole SS and her lesbo board pal cried to TER about my suggestion to you Curly.

BTW...you're on the wrong coast to see ole SS.

Plus...if you see her site you'll know why she prefers to NOT show it here.

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I've heard it all, and that is WHY you were asked for your ID...to match the fake ass picture you sent!