Investment Advice

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of ....
Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00
Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not   the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.