It never seems to amaze me the things I learn in this business....  Today I learned what a PILE DRIVER/REVERSE PILEDRIVER IS... So I came to celebrate my Cleveland ATFs bday & told him whatever he wants we can try.... So he texted Piledriver, I was perplexed... Then he explained in text but it doesn't sound that great via text.... But it's his bday so I agreed.... Well, all I can say is WOO WHOO!! It was super fun fun... After I told him- thank GAWD I do yoga on a regular basis cuz you need to be very limber...  I tried to google an image, this is all I could find......  Anyone have stories of new positions they tried or ever wanted too????  

I was sitting at the end of the bed.  She had her back to me with one foot on the floor and one on the bed.  She reached across to a desk with both hands so she was spread across the space between the bed and the desk, then started to pound on me.
"I think I just invented a new position," she said.
"What should we call it?" I asked.
"Spider Monkey," she panted.

That sounds fun.., but do u have an image u can put up? Lol ......  

Not sure I could pull this off; not sure I'd want to try

This one seems impossible given all I've learned about how boys and girls are put together, but kudos to anyone who could find a way

Def gonna have to ask one of my favs to try this!! I like that... Is there a name for this position??? Lol

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with names. It's where your pic came from.

You need to get out more. LMAO!

Wonder why that is.......did they pass the baton?

That's awesome! Now, If I could just turn that into a menu that I can circle the one, or two, or three ... I want during the session and just give it to the provider BCD. Just like ordering sushi... OK maybe not

I have totally enjoyed a position which my provider refers to as Spider-Man. She is flat on her back and I hold her thighs back or grasp her hips while I'm on the bed on my feet but crouched down  I lean and angle back creating great upward penetration in her. It looks like Spider-Man and as she said when I pull out I shoot ropes. Come to think of it, it's probably the same girl. Lol. She said she's never seen this before and she's been at it awhile.

Yesterday you were yelling at me and GaGa to "stay the fuck away?"
It's confusing. Has your friend passed the baton to you now that he's away?

I'm new here and get confused easily. Yesterday I think you asked this lad to uh "leave you the fuck alone" no? So why are you um 'chasing' his comment? Seems like my first friend here is gone. I hope you can stay a bit longer?

The lady has a long and checkered history here, marked by regular melt-downs and train wrecks, punctuated by numerous handle changes and re-inventions of self.  While all this has provided a plethora of amusement here, it has resulted in a persona with as little credibility as that of her departed friend.

I'm thinking a lot of curious guys probably tried sucking their dicks in a position like she's in.  

I was getting an error message when I tried to post them (unsupported image format or some such stuff)

I've seen these pics but have not tried them all. Still got my favorites but...

and you're the perfect lil Angel...............Righhhhhht.

Never said I was an angel either.  Just an asshole who sometimes gets lied about by people with an agenda. People you decided to believe.  You might ask yourself why.
Now, please, stop ranting. And stalking my posts.
Nice marketing plan, BTW.

Riggghhhhht........again. You only get one of these. Use it wisely.  

When she came looking for me just to tell me to leave HER alone, I thought that she was just hours from a supernova. I guess maybe she took her meds just in time, but we all recognize the signs when she gets in her "everyone is persecuting me" mode, and I am still setting the O/U in hours not weeks.

LMAO!  This is tantamount to stalking and Internet harassment.  Help!

Good luck on both fronts. lol