I personally think they all sound the same, every escorts website has the same thing. Yeah, educated, beautiful,blah,blah highly selective.....same thing different face.  

I don't think I have ever noticed one, I guess that must mean I gloss right over them on my way to her showcase to see what she looks like.

language, not all are.   Sometimes the website gives a good clue as to what the lady is really like.  Honestly, I will also look at TER to see what kind of posts she makes.    Really, it is no different than a lady looking at the introductory e-mail from us to get a sense of who we are and then looking at what kind of shit we post, if we happen to give them our handle.

Penile-Hystero Dynamics.  

Short but sweet (aka readable) and a bit unique. Mine basically says: "Hi, I'm nice and not scary. I promise! Please don't expect Barbie, or the Consummate Courtesan. I'm silly, goofy, and weird... but basically considered fun and attractive if you're not too picky (and please leave me alone if you are!!). For a good time call 867-5309!!!"  

miss me because I've missed you!

i was talking about introductions, I would hope a gent goes through the rules and etiquette.The introduction was what I meant. Hmmm maybe it's me it all sounds repetitive but hey you are right some people like to read but after a while it's like all the websites sound the same....

Lololol, as a PhD student, I have to take offense to this comparison! A DISSERTATION easily clear 100 pages... closer to 150-200 in the physical sciences. And you'd better believe each page represents the blood sweat and tears of countless sleepless nights spent in the lab, reading papers, TA-ing, studying for a ridiculous number of exams (my first semester in grad school I took over 20 exams. Like grade-determining exams that you take home and work on for 30 hours straight and have only made it halfway through.), putting together presentation after presentation after presentation.  

but I read that too, even if it sounds like many others.  

..her FAQ page first for specific info.
If all goes well there, then its a scroll thru her entire site to see if we'd be a good fit.

It's not to impress anybody u put time into ur website and presentation of yourself and services. It's purely a representation of how you value yourself, your services, and how you expect to be treated based on the time and effort put on your site.  

I usually read everything on a providers website, if I find her attractive based on her photos.  Although, the type of intro page that usually get my attention the quickest are those that have a photo of the provider, along with her stats (height, etc.) and whatever info about herself that she is comfortable sharing with her visitors.  If I'm drawn in by her into and if it peaks my curiosity about her, then I start reading through the rest of her site.  If I like what I see and read, then I'm off to do more research on TER. :-

only after i check out the rates and photos.  if the girl still interests me, then i'll read her intro.

I don't generally read it word by word for the reason you stated. I quickly gloss over it out of curiosity. The larger and wordier it appears the faster I gloss over because I just don't have the patience. I'd rather go to the gallery and donation which IMO are a lot more important.

Sounds like it's more for your own self-satisfaction which there's nothing wrong with it. However I doubt it impresses most hobbyists. What makes more of a difference to hobbyists are your pics and your pricing

Knowing our Roxanne as we do, I will venture to guess that she meant no disrespect to someone who obviously has  put in the blood, sweat, and tuition to get a real live honest to goodness PhD.  

I am a data person by nature so I look at my analytics a lot. Most hit my landing page and go straight to photos or rates (with photos being the top first hit).  It's very rare for someone to read about me without having checked out both photos and rates first (it occasionally does happen).  However, some definitely read every page, and a decent percentage of those who want to book me mention some common interests or something else notable, so not only do I know they've read it, but it usually makes for a better date; by doing so, they make me genuinely interested in them.  

I'm not surprised. Guys want to see what they're paying for, then find out if they can afford it. Whether she went to Harvard or likes dogs is pretty far down the list.

Aren't too long. Aren't too short.  Tell us some things about your personality and by extension what we might expect to experience (non-menu subtleties) during a session.  

Now thanks a lot, for everyone will now be calling me a BSU

The first thing I do is check to see if she uses email as her main means of communication. If not, it all ends there. The next thing I check is her rate. If she's above my maximum, it all ends there. The next thing I check is her reviews. They must be stellar. I'm a long time hobbyist, and have done my fair share of flakes, fakes, and bad sessions. Great reviews doesn't guarantee anything, but it does increase the odds. Next on the list is checking for availability. If she doesn't meet my required needs, it was a nice thinking about her, but time to move on. As you can see, so far, there really hasn't been any reason to read her introduction. Now it's time to check her board activity. If she's bitchy on the boards, I'm out. But if she's like you, someone who has a friendly outgoing presence, now we're talking. Now it's getting serious. Very few ladies get this far, but now it's time to send an introductory email. Her response is the next tell tale sign. That's a whole new thread unto itself, but if she responds favorably, it's time to read her introduction, look at her pics, and continue with any useful follow up information. It's party time!

has her act together. Even if she hired a pro to design the site or write the copy, the fact that she bothered tells something. If she wrote her own material, the degree of competence may indicate a great deal about her competence to run a safe and happy session. The degree of intelligence may indicate whether she is someone I would enjoy meeting. As to bullshitting about their background or elegance, that often is painfully obvious and is another important indicator as to whether I would enjoy meeting.  


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Why would you give a woman your TER handle? Just provide solid references.

just what i said above.  good to know your analytics are the same as my analytics, what ever that means.

By the time I get to her website, I have usually read her TER reviews, so I know something about rules, rates, etc.

...photos and rates are all I am intersted in. The rest I get from TER and back channeling

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much easier for me to give the lady my ter handle and tell her i'm white listed by several ladies

the lot of ya!!!

you've got the same phone number as bbfs4ever!!!

lopaw said "straight"

The thing I count on more is the providers reviews and pictures.

To answer your question.....No

lots of verbiage on her site, and buried in the middle of it was this:  "If you tell me where on my site you found this, you get $50 off my rate."

and I can't get enough of the verbal ... and pics, that I've read for an hour. There are also those that I open and can't close soon enough. It's a case by case basis. Sexy Carolina has an enchanting site that draws me to seeing her (in the future?) as does Julia's Secret.
No offense to others not mentioned ... or even seen yet ...lol

I figure the more I know the better...

For some guys, if it is there they won't book.

Dear Roxanne,

Then, if still interested, I get into the details.

I am with you, "nothing to hide, nothing to be ashamed of" not to mention I am completely blackmail proof. What is some pissed off, BSC hooker going to do with the knowledge about my TER handle, out me? Go right ahead, I've been "out" for years.

and one emailed me a simple form fill out, vs another who said a little about himself and what his interest in me was, (i.e. a an who knows what he wants,) I would be more likely to book with the person who gave me a little look into himself.

Kind of like going to work, and you get the people who hate the cliche phrases like "Innovative" and "ground-breaking" or "round table" or other things overly used in corporate world. I noticed in interviews, you had to read the interviewer to see in the beginning if their eyes lit up with interest by dropping in corporate jargon, or if they looked like they wanted to puke at the mention of it. You can tell a lot about what someone is looking for by their reactions to words, or even words they use. They decide if I am someone who will fit into their culture by my cliche or anti-cliche communication.

i.e. a group of men who eat that shit up, and honestly my regulars decide to book again because of blog posts, twitter - even talking about my asshole cat, and being narcissistic as fuck.

yes, your intro is one of the very few that are not cookie cutter "i'm sophisticated, college grad looking to explore the erotic between us" bull shite.  very good.

in the review a bit more carefully.